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[Short Fic] My First Badfic! (Spoilers)

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 Tysyacha
08-12-2006, 5:33 PM
#1
NOTE: All mistakes in this fanfic are intentional. I'm just in
the mood to write something horrifically bad (and hilarious) on
purpose. If I leave all my pretenses of grammar and spelling
behind (not to mention plot), what will I have left? This! ;)

(It's turning out to be a summary of what happened in TSL.)

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Ok, like I'm the Eixle. I've been looking for revan for 200 years
(OK, drop the zeroses.) Why? Because Kreia is an idiot, and I
have to find Revan if I ever hope to stop the Sith. I mean,
Kreia is an IDIOTL. Did you see her and how she treated me?
She said I should try to find revan, and I hadn't really stopped
the siht after all. Dawnmit! I mean, how many sith guys do I
have to fight before they're all dead?! Anyway...

I am Horron Pick. That's my name, and do n't you laugh. I think
my mom wanted to name me Horror buit she put an N on the end
instead of an R. I was a Jedi, and then I wasn't. I got kicked out.
Exiled. That's why everybody I know including Kreia calls me the
Exile. Anyway, I got kciked out because the Jedi Masters said I
was a hole in the force. Huh? They sayd I sucked all the life or
all the energy or something out of everybody I met. Huh? If I did
that, how come they would still be alive? Jedi Masters are suptid.

Anyway, Kreia killed them and then she killed me. OK, she didn't
really kill me because I stood up and then went to Malikor 5. That
planet is teh suxisx because it is hard and all this stuff wanted to
kill me besdies Kreia. She's really Darth Traya, I foudn out. She said
she wanted me to kil the Force, but I really didn't. Ok, that didn't
make any sense at all. I should just quit now and get back to flying
the ship. If I'm ever going ot find Revan, I have to do that. Shux.

Yourz teruly,
Horron Pick
 igyman
08-12-2006, 5:40 PM
#2
It was like... you know... I mean I feel like...
:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rofl:

I think that pretty much summs it up. :)
 Jason Skywalker
08-12-2006, 6:04 PM
#3
Oh yeah Tysy, do more, a Revan one! Anyways, it pretty much sums TSL, how about you sum TSL in a more mature version? Just kidding :D
 Diego Varen
08-12-2006, 6:19 PM
#4
That was a good laugh Tysy, but please get back to your other one. Will you do a Badfic of KOTOR?
 Jae Onasi
08-12-2006, 6:45 PM
#5
It's delightfully ridiculous. :D
 Hallucination
08-12-2006, 10:01 PM
#6
Umm... Yeah, the was.. unique
Dawnmit!
Is that like an oven mit? :confused:
 Tysyacha
08-12-2006, 10:08 PM
#7
It's a misspelling of "Damnit" that somebody on the game show "Street Smarts"
gave as a serious answer to a question that was supposed to be a joke! :D
 RedHawke
08-13-2006, 2:14 AM
#8
It's delightfully ridiculous. :D
I agree whole-heartedly! :lol:
 RC-1162
08-13-2006, 4:15 AM
#9
a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in itself :D awesomely ridiculous :thumbsup:
 The_Catto
08-13-2006, 7:30 AM
#10
lol, just read the KOTOR one, and the same with this .. lol, i couldnt stop laughing :D
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