Clone times


Today Commander Neyo,(Unit Num. 8826) unfourtunatly, died Today by taking to many asprin. He was found in his luxurious Barracks Pod With his hand over his Chest. Commander Neyo was Quote "A good loyal soldier" Says Emperor Palpatine. A Clone found him and then just "left", reporting the dead Commander three hours later, thinking that he was just a piece of "Bantha Fodder" grunt.
Funeral services will be held on Saturday the 26th in honer to the great soldier who killed Stass Allie.





any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92

WTF?? sorry, Halo, but do you mind clearing this up? is this an imaginary newspaper? or what?

Yeah, that's kind of funny, but confusing as well.

Yes Its the Clone times inspired by Taclled. there will be a new issue almost every night.

just what we need: more spam :xp:

oh dear...
i actually thought this was some random spam thing when i opened it. looks like i was right :D

no its not mr. itsnotfriday

Lets see where this is going, but if needed a nice lock can be put in place. :)

Clone times


Here it is, Hot off the press!
He is Gay!
Jar Jar binks is gay! He was a little "weird" when he appeared in Episode 1. But the Questions remained about his "orientation".
He told Bill O'Reilly "Mesa Gay" when he attended dinner at O'Rielly's house.
O'Rielly backhanded Jar Jar after he told him he was gay.
Tisk Tisk, nothing Good ever Happens to a homosexual amphibian.
Chancellor Palpatine said Quote he always was staring at my wrinkled self but I still found him attractive."

These stories are fiction and are not true so don't sue
any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92


I'm now hiring for positions on the paper

Clone times


Here it is, Hot off the press!
He is Gay!
Jar Jar binks is gay! He was a little "weird" when he appeared in Episode 1. But the Questions remained about his "orientation".
He told Bill O'Reilly "Mesa Gay" when he attended dinner at O'Rielly's house.
O'Rielly backhanded Jar Jar after he told him he was gay.
Tisk Tisk, nothing Good ever Happens to a homosexual amphibian.
Chancellor Palpatine said Quote he always was staring at my wrinkled self but I still found him attractive."

These stories are fiction and are not true so don't sue
any stories and reqeusts are forwared to Halo92


I'm now hiring for positions on the paper
I thought you were talking about that guy from nsync at first.

yeah do you want to be a member of my staff?

yeah do you want to be a member of my staff?
Me? Why?

help me come up with some awesome stories. that's why.

Maybe.

I will join you admaral crunch bite...
forgive me for thou spelling.....
I'VE GOT A GOOD IDEA ON HOW BUSH IS AN ASS-----.





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Now everybody sing.

if your gonnan speak leet then i can't hire you.

This thread seems kinda spammy / useless. :lock:

fine

i'm with Pho3nix, especially after the "gay" reference. please do :lock:

Any thread that 1337 posts on should be locked.

Sigh. Can you please think before you post :rolleyes:

* Locks *