A forum game!
Basically the first person explains something and ends it with "but..." and the next person continues it with a twist and ends it with "but...", so on and so on.
Boyd had opened the asylum, and Raz finally gained entry, but...
...He was assaulted by the crows. Raz finally got up cussing beneath his breath as he shot down the last of the crows and continued along the path BUT...
Lame... but thats all I had...
Boyd started shoving Raz into his mouth and devouring him, but...
(Funny mental image...)
...it was a horrible, horrible dream, but...
A giant poison rat halted Raz in his tracks. The rat smiled cruelly and actually spoke, uttering some utterly dreadful words: "You wanna pass? You'se gotsta beat me at a dance-off!" Raz was about to protest but...
...he was compelled, nay, forced by the music to dance! And was a glorious dance showdown it was, and Raz about to win, but...
Raz cupped his face in his hands and fell to the floor, "My mind tells me to dance, my soul burns with the passion of this Cumbia, but my legs have failed me!" But ...
HUGE ****ING MONKEY PEOPLE STARTED SLAUGHTERING PEOPLE! But...
Tim Shafer yelled, "STOP! My vision is being sullied--" before he could finish, Godzilla knocks him down.
...but then Godzilla exploded which caused MINDFUX which in turn destoyed the universe.
And the univers recreated itself in turn. So Raz started once more at the gate that Boyd had opened, "Deja-vu.." But...
His head 'sploded afore he could get there. But...
it imploded, causing it to form again, however...
So I hear General Mills is coming out with a new type of lesbian cereal.
Serious? Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy I'm excited.
it imploded, causing it to form again, however...
HE WAS COMPELLED TO SING HSM WHICH CAUSED IT TO EXPLODE AGAIN WHEN HE WAS ATTACKED BY CURIOUSITY!!! It began to reform as Raz remarked,
"Wow. I must have amazing head regenerating powers!" but...
...that guy from MIB showed up and said "O RLY? I'm the head regeneration champ I even beat Inspector Gadget!" but just then...
Lili came and shot his in the balls. Raz cocked his head at her, before smiling and walking over to begin making out when all of a sudden...
They all made peace and decided to have a nice sit down and eat this new-fangled lesbian cereal that's all the rage, but...
...it ate them first, at least it was in the process of doing, when...
Mikhail zoomed in with Maloof in the Coaches car! Everyone smiled evilly before setting Boyd on fire and getting into the asylum for real real, like not a dream real, and then they began to celebrate with heaps of chocolate cheese but...
The chocolate cheese was actually brimming with laxatives, but(t)...
Nobody cared! They all got high on the high amount of sugar in the cheese. Raz fell asleep and everyone stuck toothpicks in his hair. Lili starte to throw up and then Mikhail got a bucket for her to spew in but suddenly...
...a movie trailer started! "In a world where one man must battle the oppresive forces of the doomed lands of Trikondria's warriors, the only one who can save them is you must watch this film or die trying to stop a madman who's only goal is total world conquest for adventure in a stunning film of epic porportions..." soon Raz realized it was caught in a feedback loop and would go on forever! Unless...
OLEANDER ARRIVED WITH A LARGE, DEAD, BLEEDING BUNNY! Suddenly, Raz turned around to see...
when the bunny came alive and pulled a rifle out, shooting Raz but.....
Raz saw an undead chicken 'counting the sheep' with Rya! Raz screamed, alerting Lili and the others, before collapsing down dead. Lili began to mope, when abruptly...
Pyramid Head killed them both, but at the last moment...
someone hurled a 40 ounce at Raz's head. This person was...
DR. MARIO. Raz had become a character in SSBB! Unfortunately...
LILI HAD DIED TRYING TO STOP IT ALL FROM HAPPENING!!! When everything was beginning to look bleak, Sora from KH appeared and smote everyone except for the Psychonuats characters, who were surprised. Sasha, who had somehow been there, congratulated Sora, but not before...
Samnmax221 stumbles back into your midst and has the greatest urge to say something profane but...
Pyramid Head killed him, and Sora too, because Kingdom Hearts sucks and Pyramid Head hates it, BUT OUT OF THE BLUE...
KingCheez is smitten by the God who doesn't exist, but...
he comes back to life, under the same weird twist of fate that his friend Brian is alive without having a pulse, however...
PHIL CAME TO TRY AND SAVE BS!!!
But, before he could...
He was trapped by a thousand and two pencils! but then...
Alice Fairley and Jo Duncan attacked everyone with magical bluebirds of death! Everyone thought the world was going to end when...
They Might Be Giants showed up! "Alright, lets do this." then they started playing all of their greatest songs but nothing could stop the bluebirds. "THEY'RE... ARGH TOO POWERFUL!" then Freddie Mercury rose from the grave and summoned the rest of Queen using voodoo. "Then let us help." and they played music so awesome many people died. As well as several monkeys. However...
Alas they too were not powerfull enough, so then Green Day and Dream theatre came in and finished off all the bluebirds.! but then came the chainsaw wielding monkeys and...
THE PUSSYCAT DOLL COMMITED SUICIDE!!! Everyone was happy, and Green Day started to play Whatsername, but...
...it was all a dream, but...
Lili was still dead. She suddenly floated in as a ghost, and everyone said...
"WE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT, BUT WE WERE PROVED WRONG."
"Yaaaaaay," said Lili. "I can go see Rya!"
She floated away and THEN...
A monkey threw poop on her, but...
She was a ghost so it didn't really phase her.
And then there was...
SamnMax221 became lame and died. FOREVER. And a day.
Then there was an explosion. Everyone turned their attention to the...
...newly resurrected zombie Samnmax221 who was mumbling about fecal matter, but got distracted by...
"HOLY CRAP A PANDA!" Yelled Lili
"That's just Bamboo." said Raz, HOWEVER...