*Bleep-Bloop* The vending machine is up and running and at your service!

Kay, I started this thread on Animegalleries where it got real popular and was fun, reaching 15 pages up till the site closed down (I think, I cant find the site anymore). Is it a game? An RPG? It's hard to describe but it's fun and will doubtlessly spin out of control and end up uber-random, which will still be tight. The vending machine is simple with only a few easy-to-follow rules, and for now lets try to concentrate on Psychonaut related stuff, even though the thread says videogames. The person before you will insert something into the vending machine (hypothetically) and you will tell them what they got in exchange (hypothetically), as well as inserting something of your own. Here's an example:

Randomdude1: *inserts plush Linda*

Randomdude2: You get a bomb *inserts crummy P-nauts slash*

Randomdude1: you get one of Vernons stories *inserts good p-nauts fanfic*

Randomdude2: etcetera ...

And so on and so forth. I will start it off: *inserts a lock of Sasha 9s hair (don't ask)*

you get a friendship bracelet ~inserts g-man~

You get the den-mother's corpse, yay! *Inserts one of Edgars paintings*

You get a figment! ~insert's Elka's hair ribbon~

You get a random badge, *inserts hairless bears' corpse, dont ask about that one either*

you get Raz's goggle lens. ~inserts Elton's sailor hat~

You get all of Elton! Oh, and the machine had to squeeze all the air ot of him to fit, so he's gonna need some air pumped into him *inserts a screaming Milka*

You get Kitty's nail polish. *insert arrowhead*

You get some mental cobwebs. Insert Dogen's tin-foil hat.

You get your own brain-in-a-jar! *Insert live cougar*

You get a not-live cougar! *inserts cheap useless plush doll*

You get Poopdogjr's freaking awesome Razputin action figure. *inserts Smon*

You get yourself, but from the future of about the end of this sentence. *inserts KingCheez*

You get a pack of gum. *Inserts one of Fred's shoulder teacups*

You get a cup of tea!

*insert Raz's shoe*

You get a pokemon!

~inserts yoda t-shirt~

You get a shaman stick!

*insert freshly-murdered Pokemon*

You get Milka who i had inserted not too many posts ago! She will also need air pumped into her with a tire-pump though since squeezing her in meant I had to flatten her out *inserts the insanity of a manatee*

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

You get a 1972 Ford Pinto!

~inserts cheez whiz~

You get a physical representation of you avvy, and it's mad ... enjoy! *Inserts my spare time*

You get the rest of my spare time. *Inserts the pain and suffering of the homophobes who happen upon Psychonauts slash*

You get the greatest hits version of 'A True to Life Account of Adventure and Excitement', written by the famed and acclaimed author, Vernon Tripe...so sorry...I really am...*inserts snakes on a plane*

You get MOTHA ****IN' SNAKES! *inserts Samuel Jackson*

You get to have super-sexy, silent , Splinter Cell Sam Fisher lurking through your shadows *Stuffs in whatever sanity I have left*

You get the luxury of a quick and painless death!
*snaps Mayhems neck, Fisher-style*
*inserts her corpse*

You get beat up by my avvy, Fuu from Sammy-Champ, revel in her ferocity, for she has a fearsome flying squirrel at her disposal! *inserts Homer Simpson's IQ-altering crayon*

Fuu is win.

Samurai Champloo is cool, but please try to give and insert something if you are gonna post. Quick reminder. Person who posts after me, start fresh.

Fuu is win. *inserts lustful thoughts*

You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*

You get a Momo plushy, with complimentary rabies, fun! *inserts something useless that I should have thrown away but was too lazy to*

You get a chastity belt.
*inserts captain crunch*Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*

Pfft, she's paper. *inserts common sense*
You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*

You get the deed to his creepy house on this creepy hill. Catch? it's haunted, and you must sleep inside a night to banish the ghouls and claim your prize *inserts a trainwreck*

You can still j*rk off with paper. *inserts definition of a chastity belt*Doesn't matter *inserts http://m-w.com/dictionary/chastity%20belt) *

jmac, you have to tell the person before you what they recieved in exchange for what they had inserted. There, you'd just gotten an explanation *inserts Tim Shafer's next game*

@jmac
bah, they're for masturbation, too. *inserts some other definition that mentions that, but I'm too lazy to look it up*

Hey it's better than me de-railing the thread into some **** about gay cereal. *inserts mysterious object*

hehe...gay cereal...I remember that...

You get a time-machine! hey, wait! WHy did you get sumthing cool...I'll teach ya...*inserts bomb with 3 seconds left on timer*

hehe...gay cereal...I remember that...

You get a time-machine! hey, wait! WHy did you get sumthing cool...I'll teach ya...*inserts bomb with 3 seconds left on timer*You have much to learn grasshopper. *inserts remote detonating bomb*

You get a bad case of count choculitis. *inserts more spam*

You get a bad case of count choculitis. *inserts more spam*Spammer. *inserts temp b&*

Yayness, it's a hot-thread now. You get Spam...mmm...proccessed meats rolled into cocktail franks...mmm...*inserts pie, the vending machine is hungry*

excuse me but wtf r u talkin bout? *inserts post of hi qualitie*

Spam, not the nasy pc stuff, but a brand of cocktail frankfurters. You get Raz's diary. So many secrets, so little time. *inserts something witty*

Post count plus one. *inserts fruity (c wot i did thar) cereal*

You get.....more spam!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i298/milojmiles/spamanm.gif)
*inserts stuff*

you get crap. PIGION CRAP!

~inserts $1.75~

you get crap. PIGION CRAP!

~inserts $1.75~
*dispenses beverage*