No, no, haven't you heard of Chainsaw(tm)? The new cologne sensation thats sweeping the nation?
Double-Post-
You're just dying to get that custom title, aren't you?
Okay, I'll double post too. Cologne...I've found that most girls like something kind of tropical, or fruity or something. Citrus=secks.
I need a new offensive shirt to kick off a quickly aproaching school year.
I'm already in trouble for telling an abortion joke at the dinner table.
Okay, I'll double post too. Cologne...I've found that most girls like something kind of tropical, or fruity or something. Citrus=secks.
**** Cologne, just start ripping her clothes of while yelling "Me Milo! You cheap whore I met yesterday, make sturdy baby container!"
@milo Kinda it would be nice
How about ****(9&(&^^&%*^%I
**** Cologne, just start ripping her clothes of while yelling "Me Milo! You cheap whore I met yesterday, make sturdy baby container!"
But I always get arrested when I do that.....-_-
@milo Kinda it would be nice
How about ****(9&(&^^&%*^%I
Go for it dawg.
You know, I'm ten posts away from unlocking mine, and I haven't a damn clue what I'm going to use.
How about something like "STELLA! THE JEWS CONTROL HOLLYWOOD!"
I usually wear a crushed velvet suit and a doo-rag when I go outside.
But I always get arrested when I do that.....-_-
Go for it dawg.
You know, I'm ten posts away from unlocking mine, and I haven't a damn clue what I'm going to use.
Change it to "i <3 lamp" milo. DO IT.
How about something like "STELLA! THE JEWS CONTROL HOLLYWOOD!"
Shweet!
Well, maybe.
I dunno. Johnny sort of tainted the ones I was going to use.
But you don't go outside?!?!
Actually, I know exactly what I'm going to use. You guys are gonna luv it.
Well, maybe not.
But you don't go outside?!?!
I did today and last Tuesday. HAHA I WIN.
Guidance counselors piss me off, no I'm not a ****ing people person!
My birthdays coming up on Oct. 30.
Yes! New stuff! I like new stuff!
I urinated on my guidance counselor. They tried to like counsel me or something, and I was all like Blgaghhg and I just busted out in his face. The thing is, I think he liked it....
Seriously though, I never liked my counselors in high school. They didn't actually give a damn about any of their students. Same with college. It wasn't until I actually got into the art department at my school did I get a caring advisor.
Maybe if you pee on your counselor it might help.
She can have her gay ass emo kid any day, I'll take my scrawny intelectual anyday.
Yea same here.
God no, I ment that I dont care for gothic-emo people.
Well, whatever. I talked to Chase today!
Thats good. And how did it go?
He said no!! I swear, I feel so much better. And we're still friends.
And then he said "you're not popular enough to be my 'girlfriend' but i plan to have sex with you at least twice a day" and you shoved him against a tree and made out with him rite
You confused me.
Did you want him to say yes or no?
No. We're actually talking about They Might be Giants right now.
So have you had cyber-sex yet?
And then he said "you're not popular enough to be my 'girlfriend' but i plan to have sex with you at least twice a day" and you shoved him against a tree and made out with him rite
In other words: a deep and loving relationship.
I just fell asleep watching Bob Ross. My heart feels like it's beating like 30 times a minute I'm soooooo relaxed.
Milo...eww no.
I
m ranting on about Plum Sykes and he's like 'yeah....' God it's so hot!!
I listen to Die Walkьre to fall asleep, and dream of commies burning.
I listen to Die Walkьre to fall asleep, and dream of commies burning.
I was learning how to paint horizons and falling asleep at the same time. I'm a multitasker.
But I saw the Commie kids Burning! It was like "The Workers control the means of production, where's my titty milk, AAAHHHHHHHH!"
But I saw the Commie kids Burning! It was like "The Workers control the means of production, where's my titty milk, AAAHHHHHHHH!"
Yeah, but if I watch Bob Ross I can PAINT that scene.
Do it then
I don't have the paint and stuff.
I just can't see going from happy tree's, to sad Commies.
Do it now, or I'll sink into deppresion, and then I'll end up watching loli with Milo.
I just can't see going from happy tree's, to sad Commies.
Do it now, or I'll sink into deppresion, and then I'll end up watching loli with Milo.
http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/6433/sadcommieez6.png)
But he's not burning, you suck.
Trying to do this while looking for gullible foundations to get scholarships from is hard.
YAAY!
Could do with some boobies though.
ugghh gross, altough its a pretty good rendering, jmac.
A work on art, Jmac, how much are you willing to sell it for?
On fashion...I <3 those short jackets that fit at the stomach or higher, they make me seem taller. I like to wear patterns and graphic prints, thus I am trying to rid of all but the nicest of my screen tees cuz they have ugly cuts. I like big earrings an equally big necklaces, but 2 big things dont look too nice. I recently bought some white earrings eerily similiar to Milla's. I dont do dresses (unless they be oriental like) or skirts, not even the long ones. The long ones look icky. I prefer pants, capris and shorts which all fall under the same family. I also have a soft spot for boots, especially for these white patent lather boots I recently discovered in the deep confines of my closet.
On fashion...I <3 those short jackets that fit at the stomach or higher, they make me seem taller. I like to wear patterns and graphic prints, thus I am trying to rid of all but the nicest of my screen tees cuz they have ugly cuts. I like big earrings an equally big necklaces, but 2 big things dont look too nice. I recently bought some white earrings eerily similiar to Milla's. I dont do dresses (unless they be oriental like) or skirts, not even the long ones. The long ones look icky. I prefer pants, capris and shorts which all fall under the same family. I also have a soft spot for boots, especially for these white patent lather boots I recently discovered in the deep confines of my closet.
You like my ex friend Emma meets Uli, with a dash of 80's.
Hell yes! There are some 80's trends that should return, and the 70's was funktastic all-together. Mix it up with some hip-hop worthy pants+bling, and a funky handbag that would make the Tokyo fahsionistas proud and you got me. Except on a lazy day when I just throw one of those boring screen tees over jeans and look very 'meh'. Psha, Uli is awesome. My thing is to wear girly things with something more masculine, cuz I dont like looking like a tomboy or a girly-girl. It's a happy-medium, hence why I dont like to wear skirts. People with wicked fashion sense: Gwen-Stefani (her music is okay bty, but her clothing line is le shiz), Fergie from BEP and in the case of dresses, Marylin Monroe. Sure, she slept with the prez and thus was killed, but that classic white dress was way cool. Oh and Beyonce rocks the dresses too.
I'm everything. You know your totally rad when you can rock anything from one day to the next...
Wednesday was a business type outfit.
Thursday was my black and white smoking pants and a polo
Friday was my stripy emo shirt, 5% distressed jeans(Only like a skid on the knee and a tiny skid on my ass) And my converse.
Hell yes! There are some 80's trends that should return, and the 70's was funktastic all-together. Mix it up with some hip-hop worthy pants+bling, and a funky handbag that would make the Tokyo fahsionistas proud and you got me. Except on a lazy day when I just throw one of those boring screen tees over jeans and look very 'meh'. Psha, Uli is awesome. My thing is to wear girly things with something more masculine, cuz I dont like looking like a tomboy or a girly-girl. It's a happy-medium, hence why I dont like to wear skirts. People with wicked fashion sense: Gwen-Stefani (her music is okay bty, but her clothing line is le shiz), Fergie from BEP and in the case of dresses, Marylin Monroe. Sure, she slept with the prez and thus was killed, but that classic white dress was way cool. Oh and Beyonce rocks the dresses too.
Like leg warmers and Crystal Pepsi.
Crystal pepsi looked like spit, but woolen/woven-cotton leg-warmers look nice in nuetral tones over boots. If not, *insert nnnyyyeeeggghhh...*
I think checkerboards, legwarmers, armwarmers, gloves, and scarves are way cool.
No, Offence I hated the 80's clothes, but the 40's and 50's are awesome.
No, Offence I hated the 80's clothes, but the 40's and 50's are awesome.
Zoot suits are badass^10.