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Poster Above You

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 Davinq
09-29-2006, 8:24 PM
#101
^
Got shot on the top.
 Mace MacLeod
09-29-2006, 8:37 PM
#102
^^^Likes to walk around in crowded shopping malls wearing pants three sizes too big and saying; "Oops!" every time they fall down.
 Davinq
09-29-2006, 8:48 PM
#103
^
Loves to dance with his Tickle-me-Elmo.
 Mace MacLeod
09-30-2006, 8:02 AM
#104
^^^Once dressed up as Marilyn Manson for Hallowe'en, but his girlfriend thought he was Avril Lavigne.
 TSR
09-30-2006, 11:27 AM
#105
^ isnt a super rodian.
 Davinq
09-30-2006, 12:40 PM
#106
^
Isn't a super rodian yet, he's still a venom tyrant.
 TSR
09-30-2006, 2:09 PM
#107
^isnt a Davinq yet, is still a Davin Qe-Kora :xp:
 Davinq
09-30-2006, 2:11 PM
#108
^ oooh. Spreads his not-super-rodianness-yet with the contagious level of smallpox.
 Mace MacLeod
09-30-2006, 5:04 PM
#109
^^^Has small, vestigial wings.
 topshot
09-30-2006, 6:31 PM
#110
^^Has secretly injected self with high level doses of ammonia acids.
 Davinq
09-30-2006, 6:39 PM
#111
^ The Matrix has him.
 topshot
09-30-2006, 10:51 PM
#112
^Has a spoon.
 Davinq
09-30-2006, 10:53 PM
#113
^ Has no spoon, because there is no spoon! ahahahaha!
 topshot
09-30-2006, 11:32 PM
#114
^knows that spoons are irrelevant and useless when compared to the almighty spork!
 Davinq
09-30-2006, 11:34 PM
#115
^ Knows that there is no spork either!
 topshot
09-30-2006, 11:42 PM
#116
^Is hiding a spork, a spoon, and a fork behind his back.
 Mace MacLeod
10-01-2006, 5:39 AM
#117
^^^Was once the object of intense police scrutiny after being discovered camped out on Natalie Portman's front lawn wearing brown drapes from a hotel room window and a sandwich board saying: "MARRY ME, MY QUEEN!"
 topshot
10-01-2006, 2:20 PM
#118
^Has his mouth shut with duct tape.
 TSR
10-01-2006, 3:34 PM
#119
^doesnt have his mouth shut with duct tape.
 topshot
10-01-2006, 5:06 PM
#120
^Has been forced to watch teh awesomeness (http://youtube.com/watch?v=UBBINCdSrRw) that is Dante!
 Davinq
10-01-2006, 6:15 PM
#121
^ Will soon be killed mysteriously with a spoon, spork, and fork.
 topshot
10-01-2006, 8:46 PM
#122
^will be sniped from a distance by either Venom_Tyrant or Scriblerian.
 Mace MacLeod
10-02-2006, 7:00 AM
#123
^^^Sometimes, on dark and drizzly nights, can be found on the roof of his apartment building wearing bicycle shorts and a white wig, pretending he's Roy Batty.

"I've...seen things...you people wouldn't believe...!"
 Joshi
10-02-2006, 7:07 AM
#124
^Has seen things I wouldn't believe but hasn't seen things I would percieve...0o
 Mace MacLeod
10-02-2006, 10:40 AM
#125
^^^At parental urging, once joined his school's water polo team, only to discover during the first team practice that his horse couldn't swim. Tragedy ensued.
 Joshi
10-02-2006, 11:06 AM
#126
^^^At peerage urging, once joined his gangs marco-polo team, only to discover during the first team practice that hot tar wasn't a good alternative to a pool. Tragedy ensued.
 TSR
10-02-2006, 12:08 PM
#127
^ at peerage urging, once joined his schools water polo team, only to discover he couldnt swim. Tradgedy ensued
 Mace MacLeod
10-02-2006, 1:45 PM
#128
^^^Unbeknownst to him, was once targeted for assassination while stopped at a red light by an Albanian hitman with a high-powered sniper rifle employed by Belgian cough syrup mafia kingpin Enrst Hossenfeffer because by strange coincidence, the hitman's target was a minor bagman for his boss who had been suspected of embezzlement and happened to drive the exact same make and model of car, and venom_tyrant was only saved from certain death because at the very moment the Albanian hitman took aim, Ms. Linda Nummers of Pork Bend SC dropped her cellphone on the ground, hitting a few extra buttons which caused her to dial not her ex-husband's voice mail as usual, but instead reached the Albanian hitman's cellphone and screamed insults at him, and by yet another strange coincidence, her voice was almost exactly like that of Sabine Hossenfeffer, who ran the day-to-days of her father's illict cough syrup empire, and the hitman put down his rifle having decided the Hossenfeffers had gone soft, made up his mind to defect to their greatest rivals the Braunstein family, and thereby touched off the infamous Belgian Dextromethorphan Wars which gripped the Brussels underworld for several months thereafter.

And all this while venom_tyrant was picking his nose and bopping along to "U can't touch this" by MC Hammer at a red light.
 TSR
10-02-2006, 5:55 PM
#129
^ has too much spare time...
 Davinq
10-02-2006, 5:58 PM
#130
^ Loves to type with his nose.
 topshot
10-02-2006, 6:28 PM
#131
^Finds it painful, yet enjoyable, to type with his eyes.
 Davinq
10-02-2006, 6:42 PM
#132
^ Enjoys reading and crying simultaneously.
 Joshi
10-03-2006, 3:49 AM
#133
^ Own's a pair of parachute pants.
 TSR
10-03-2006, 10:42 AM
#134
^Has a pet microbe.
 topshot
10-03-2006, 2:47 PM
#135
^Owns a dairy farm.
 Samnmax221
10-03-2006, 2:52 PM
#136
^Fights like a Dairy Farmer.
 Davinq
10-03-2006, 6:59 PM
#137
^ Experiences elation in the presence of eels.
 Joshi
10-04-2006, 4:02 AM
#138
^ Didn't get the Monkey Island referance.
 TSR
10-04-2006, 8:38 AM
#139
^did get the monkey island reference.
 Davinq
10-04-2006, 11:45 AM
#140
^ Is finally a SuperRodian.

er...
 Mace MacLeod
10-04-2006, 2:03 PM
#141
^^^Once inadvertently caused the destruction of an alien species intent on conquering Earth, due to having muttered "Damn, there's no good Thai take-out places around here!" during lunch hour once, and this was mistakenly mistranslated as "We know you're watching, now get out of here before we kill you!" by an undercover pair of Mytheltroxian agents disguised as lamp standards on Davinq's street and who, being very uneasy that a primitive species that still hadn't figured out basic things like interstellar transport and not running into crowded shopping areas with explosives strapped to their bodies could understand and speak their advanced alien language, decided to return to Mytheltroxia Prime to examine this further. But as they left, they were overseen by a fleet of Garglesnrub warships, and as they looked down at the planet the Mytheltroxians were leaving, they noticed it still had a decidedly un-conquered look to it despite the fact the inhabitants were a primitive bunch who still hand't figured out basic stuff like molecular assembly and not having wars about silly things like "Who's got the bigger God?", and they therefore decided the Mytheltroxians were going soft, and proceded to wipe out their species with a biogenic virus that by strange coincidence had the exact same chemical structure as Vietnamese fish sauce.

Davinq had kebabs for lunch.
 TSR
10-04-2006, 2:34 PM
#142
really, really has too much time...
 igyman
10-04-2006, 3:33 PM
#143
^Really, really likes Rodians.
 TSR
10-04-2006, 4:05 PM
#144
^ Doesnt realise that i am a rodian.

FYI, one day, i will own a rodian suit. And i will wear it with pride. Everywhere.
 Mace MacLeod
10-04-2006, 4:48 PM
#145
^^^Once went into a bar, sat down at the counter and ordered a beer. The bartender gave him a pint, placed it in front of him, then SuperRodian poured the beer in his lap.

"Same again!" he said to the bartender. Puzzled, the bartender gave him another beer, which he then poured over his shoulder.

"Another one!" he said to the bartender. Now really concerned, the bartender gave him yet another beer, which SuperRodian poured over his own head.

"Another one!" he said to the bartender.

"Now just hold on a minute, fella. I see what's goin' on here. You've got a drinking problem."
 Davinq
10-04-2006, 6:22 PM
#146
^ Has inadverdently made me so full of myself for saving earth from extra-terrestrial invasion.
 topshot
10-04-2006, 7:40 PM
#147
^Has yet to save earth from the true source of extra-terrestrial invasions: Cows.
 Davinq
10-04-2006, 7:45 PM
#148
^ Has yet to make out with one. O.o
 topshot
10-04-2006, 8:44 PM
#149
^Doesn't know that first contact was made yesterday. O.o
 Joshi
10-05-2006, 3:56 AM
#150
^And in other news...
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