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Movie Endings in an Alternate Timeline

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 Smon
04-15-2006, 11:25 PM
#1
Basically I got bored and starting thinking of stupid things. Post how you think movies should end here!

Soylent Green:OMG! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEPLES! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT RED IS DOGGYS! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT YELLOW IS ... ew...

Identity:OMG THE KID DID IT! *kills the kid* Yes... now I'M the dominant persona...
 DarthAve
04-15-2006, 11:27 PM
#2
Old Guy-OK, I admit it. IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO BRING BACK THOSE DAMN DINOSAURS!!
 Smon
04-15-2006, 11:30 PM
#3
Spirited Away:Girl:None of them are!
Witch:Mm k, ur rong. 2 bad sux 4 you.
*poof*
Guy:But she was right.
Witch:lawl, I kno. I just like messin wit peeple.
 DarthAve
04-15-2006, 11:32 PM
#4
Ug, I hated that movie

Calrise-Dr Lector?
~chomp!~
Lector-Mmmm, delicious.
 Razclock
04-17-2006, 4:07 PM
#5
You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....

Anyways....

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Darth Vader: Luke; I am your father!
Luke:Then why do you have boobs?
Darth:*Looks down at chest* Uh yeah, funny story about that.....
 DarthAve
04-17-2006, 5:47 PM
#6
You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....

No, it was just messed up. It confuzed the crap out of me. Besides, I wanted to shoot the main character, she was suck a woosie, it was annoying.

Jack Skellington-Ho ho ho, marry christmas.
Santa claus-NO, YOU DIE MOTHA F*****
~stab, stab~
Halloweentown-zOMG's!!! YOU KILLED JACK!
Santa Claus-That's cause I'm gangsta. Word.
Jack-Oh no you ain't. RAWR!
~catfight'd~
Halloweentown-Yay, Santa claus is dead. What a glorious day. TWO HALLOWEENS!!!

And the town of Halloweentown polka'd the night away while Santa's dismembered head rotted away on a pike in the center of the holiday tree circle.
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