What is the funniest thing you've ever said aloud. I know I have mine.
"What the f*** happened to all my damn chocolate chip muffins???"
"What the f*** is WTF?"
"Oh."
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Mom:*holds up bedsheet* "What am I gonna say next?"
Me:"...'these are my panties'?"
Mom:"...GROUND'D."
One time when I was a kid someone asked me where I was from. And I was like, I dunno. America?
A friend of mine needed advice from myself and another, so we gave her two paragraph's worth. Afterwards, I asked the other person what they had wrote, and had said that they had said they were agreeing with what I wrote. My reply:
"WHAT?! You took 5 lines of paper just to say I'M WITH STUPID?!"
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Tommy: "Have you heard from....Andrew?"
Me: <pause> (in serious tone) "I don't talk to the dead."
"What the f*** is WTF?"
"Oh."
Didn't get that on the first read-through. This time though... FVCKING HILARIOUS!
"Matt is a menopausal prostitute... and Becca's the client."
Oh and later on...
Me-Hey want a cupcake?
Neighbor boy-Your mom wants a cupcake.
"Tired. Eyes getting droopy. Time to hit the sack.......your mama's in it and she likes that kind of kinky thing."
"I got BEST SMILE AWARD for the 06-07 yearbook? WTF?"
True story. 0.o Hopefully. I'm one of 2 finalists.
"SUPER DUPER SPIRIT FINGERS!"