This chicken, it does what it tells you to (
http://www.subservientchicken.com/)
I swear, this makes me wanna get some burger king.
mmmmmm...chicken fries.....
Tell the chicken to make out with the pillow.
I told him to make out with his pants and he did it!
I tell hime to break the space time continum and he shows me his wrist.
GHEY.
He should totally be able to bend time and space itself.
What's the best is to talk dirty to him. He'll get all up in the camera and be all like 'no, not in public.'
I told the president to go offscreen because he had an ugly ass and he just scratched his head.
Then I told him to go hang himself and then he spends like five minutes typing at his computer and the subtitle says "I can do a magic trick."
Subservient President (
http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
Actuelly looks more like Pat Robertsen, wish it was Jimmy Carter so I could tell him to go hang himself, oh type in gun it's great
I told the chicken to poo. He stood there.
Subservient President (
http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
SMON! You made a sig out of the vocabu-burn! OMGSH, you like my ideas!
hey darth, told him to take his head off and he made out with his pants again
tell him to die. It works.
Subservient President (
http://www.subservientpresident.net/).
I tell him to break the space time continum and he gets a suitcase of money, rubs it on his face, then hides the suitcase.
I guess thats how time and space gets broken.
bin laden, mask, gun, bomb, or dance all trigger great responses