Aquarius: You will travel in the future when your tongue sticks to the back of a speeding bus. Fil that void in your pathetic life by eating guacamole every 17 minutes.
Pisces: Avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola Virus. You are the true lord of the dance no matter what those idiots at school say.
Aries: The look on your face will be priceless when you find a 40-pound watermelon in your colon. Trade toothbrushes with an Albino Dwarf.
Tauros: You will never find true happyness. What you gonna do? Cry about it?
Gemini: Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence. Your love life will run into trouble when your spouse impales you in the chest with a javelin.
Cancer:Todays a bad day to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face.
Leo:Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored puddind and wash it down with a gallon of strawberry milk.
Virgo:All virgos are friendly and intelligent, except for you.
Libra: A big promotion is just around the corner, for someone much more talented than you.
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.
Sagitarrius:Take down all those naked pictures of nude celebrities.
Capricorn: The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying.
Hmm? That's confuzing!?!?!
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.
My horror-scope sounds pretty tame by comparison...
I'm shocked mine says nothing about amazing new perspectives on the fashion horizen!
I got this from a song by "Weird Al".I made a few changes. You want to hear it in song form then here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tyK23ljAA&search=Weird%20Al%20Horoscope)
I got this from a song by "Weird Al".I made a few changes. You want to hear it in song form then here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8tyK23ljAA&search=Weird%20Al%20Horoscope)
Eh, It was ok. I did find the clip of 'Where the hell is my chiffon' and now i have proven that it was Daniel, not Andrae'! Fools!
Scorpio : Work a little bit harder on your low self esteem. You stupid loser.
I am not a loser!
I am a freak!
[QUOTE=Psychochaos3] Cancer:Todays a bad day to photocopy your butt and staple it to your bosses face. [QUOTE]
I don't have a boss. I'm only 11.
I am not a loser!
I am a freak!
OH EM GEE. We gots the same sign.
*squee*
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...
Maybe it's because people decide to have kids at later times because Cancer reminds them of crabs and the disease cancer. I'm a leo. I'm not powerful or domineering. I gross people out to avoid fighting. The only way I resemble a lion is weird hairstyles. I have white hair.
I is a pisces. I truly am THE LORD OF THE DANCE
Break it down!
~Riverdance'd~
Well I feel alone..no one's ever a Capricorn anymore..
I used to think Daniel Vosovic was a capricorn, but I was wrong. He's an Aries....
March 26th is his birthday.
OH EM GEE. We gots the same sign.
*squee*
Squee? Is that a rat noise?
Or the noise of a scorpion?
Wait, does scopion make a noise?
I guess *scuttle* could count,
SWEET.
Squee is that noise thata person makes when they're so excited they can't express it.
Squee is that noise thata person makes when they're so excited they can't express it.
Yeah, like exdee, or the more used form XD!
Grud has been Vocabu-pwned!
That's your horoscope, for TODAYEEEE. (
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305819)
IS NO ONE A CANCER? So sad...
I'm a Cancer. But I don't a photocopy machine, or a "boss". So whatever.
That's your horoscope, for TODAYEEEE. (
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/305819)
I think I'm having a seizure, or an acid trip, or both.