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Ike's news

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 Ike
12-22-2000, 2:56 PM
#1
Actually what Nitro said was incorrect. I don't have any good news to give; in fact, it's rather bad news.

I've been exchanging emails with Aristotle over the past couple days, and things are not good with him. He's a bit upset about a number of things, including the lack of activity at RS.net, the cancellation of OB1, slow activity at JK, and the overall atmosphere of XWA. I believe that he feels that these sites aren't providing much besides a discussion area, and that the sites are past their useful period. Noone really checks for news and there isn't much news to be had. I won't even mention the lack of updates.

So, it's with a heavy heart that I have to be the bearer of bad news, and tell you guys that come new years, this and all the other sites on the LucasGames network (i.e. those owned by Aristotle) will be shut down.

I'm sorry, guys. You're a good group of kids, young and old. I'll miss you all.

http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif)
 Zargon
12-22-2000, 3:02 PM
#2
http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gifum......****) **** damn **** ****ass butt****ing ******* ****er ****head. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif)

that means I really nedd to get my board back.......what am I gunna do....... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/frown.gif)

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[This message has been edited by Zargon (edited December 22, 2000).]
 Gold leader
12-22-2000, 3:03 PM
#3
Words do not suffice here. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/eek.gif) maybe does.
 Ike
12-22-2000, 3:05 PM
#4
<font size=6>PAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!</font>

Hook, line and sinker!!!

I could have waited til more people bit, but i didn't think a joke like that should run too long http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)


No, folks, the boards and sites aren't going anywhre.

The real news is that Trin and I are engaged http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif<font) size=1>

[This message has been edited by Ike (edited December 22, 2000).]
 Zargon
12-22-2000, 3:07 PM
#5
<font size=10> YOU *******, I WAS ****ING RIGHT YOU ***** NOW I MUST KILL YOU!</font>


yeah.......so congrats!
 Gold leader
12-22-2000, 3:08 PM
#6
Ike you $%#())&@^&@&#%^!@#*(!!!!!!!!

I already read on the Seti forum today. Again, congrats man, but never ever pull a stunt like that again!
 Ding Chavez[R6]
12-22-2000, 4:19 PM
#7
I can protect you from these freaks Sir.
 Vark111
12-22-2000, 4:23 PM
#8
Congrats, Ike man. Ya know... I know a really good welder to put that chain around your ankle... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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 Taarkin
12-22-2000, 4:25 PM
#9
**** **** ****ING **** **** ****ER **** WHO ****S HIS OWN ****** *** ***** *** ***** ******* **** MOTHER****** PIECE OF ****!!!

Oh, and congratlations.

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 Ding Chavez[R6]
12-22-2000, 4:30 PM
#10
*shoots 'Taarkin' in the leg with a HK .45SD and zaps him with a taser*

I THINK I GOT THE TERRORIST!!!!!!
 Andromeda
12-22-2000, 4:34 PM
#11
Ike!!!!!

That's wonderful!! I'm so happy for you two http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif) CONGRATULATIONS http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif) hope ya got her a big rock http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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 milkshake
12-22-2000, 4:35 PM
#12
bastard!

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 milkshake
12-22-2000, 4:36 PM
#13
AH! I thought that would be censored! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/redface.gif)

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 Sgt. Cole
12-22-2000, 4:55 PM
#14
Congtarulations, Ike! I know we've been through rough times, but that's water under the bridge! Just let me know when and where, and I'll be there in uniform! I'm serious. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

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 Darth Sceltor
12-22-2000, 5:03 PM
#15
For Trinity's sake, I will not kill you.


Congrats you dirty, rotten, no good, **** scaring out of people, former sith. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)
 JR2000Z
12-22-2000, 5:16 PM
#16
We still hate you Ike.
(Last time Im brigning my hopes up)
 Admiral
12-22-2000, 6:42 PM
#17
congrats.

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 JR2000Z
12-22-2000, 6:59 PM
#18
Yeah,congrats.Were surprised.

So,Im the best man right?
 Falconguy
12-22-2000, 7:16 PM
#19
YOU IDIOT! I thought I just came back and it all goes down!

And congrats, you *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*!

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 Flying Beastie
12-22-2000, 8:01 PM
#20
"Congrats, Ike!" I say,
with a song in my heart.

If you ever do that again,
WE'LL ALL TEAR YOU APART!!!

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 Thrawn
12-22-2000, 8:03 PM
#21
CONGRATS YOU ************************************************** **************************************
person! If you ever pull something like that again I'll tell her about it and then the wedding will be off!

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 Nute Gunray
12-22-2000, 9:33 PM
#22
I've actually been wondering how much longer Aristole would keep this site going for a few months http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

And now I will wish Ike well with a solemn nod. *nod*

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 Commander 598
12-22-2000, 10:43 PM
#23
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 Admiral
12-22-2000, 11:48 PM
#24
congrats, and merry chirstmas

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 garyah99
12-22-2000, 11:54 PM
#25
Cingrats Ike! That's great news especially at Christmas! Oh, by the way, if you ever pull a stunt like that again..... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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 JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 1:35 AM
#26
Bye Ike!
 Ike
12-23-2000, 3:32 AM
#27
thanks all http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif)

and, man, i love being in a position where i could pull a prank like that off! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)
 JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 2:01 PM
#28
No,really.You can go now.
 Commander 598
12-23-2000, 2:32 PM
#29
I really didn't like that prank.
Yes I was very,very,very pissed off. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/mad.gif)
And of course the other news yes congrats.
If you ever pull a stunt like that again i'll rip out your vocal cords and feed them to my dogs.And then if you want to do something else like that i'll rip out your windpipe and throw your body in a swamp so the alligators and other carnivores reptiles can eat you.
 Darth Sceltor
12-23-2000, 3:35 PM
#30
Yes

That prank=NOT FUNNY
 rosencrantz
12-23-2000, 4:03 PM
#31
that prank=scary http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)
<font color="green"> <font size=+3> [b]CONGRATS </font color="green"> <font color="red">IKE </font color="red"> <font color="green"> AND </font color="green"> <font color="red">TRIN</font color="red">!!!!!
 JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 6:00 PM
#32
Wait untill I tell Trin about this.
 Jem
12-23-2000, 6:11 PM
#33
My god Ike you made my heart stop and I couldn't breath anymore! for a moment there I thought that I was gonna die...! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

And Congrats for you and Trin
 JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 6:17 PM
#34
Ike didnt trick me. Im to lazy to read his whole post.
MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 Thrawn
12-23-2000, 6:26 PM
#35
For once his stupidity pays off...

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 JR2000Z
12-23-2000, 10:38 PM
#36
It wasnt stupidity.It was laziness.

(And Im not stupid.)
 GUNNER
12-24-2000, 3:56 AM
#37
Nice job big fella. Life is only going to get better from here on out. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)
 TK421
12-24-2000, 10:04 PM
#38
Congrats' Ike http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

And Merry Christmas all

This should be archived, this has got to be the funniest thread I ever read, you guys shat yourself ROFLMAO!!!!!

*checks self

oh http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/redface.gif)
 Admiral Zaarin
12-24-2000, 10:26 PM
#39
Ike, just tell me the date, time and place of the wedding and I will personally arrive with 500,000 ESSD's and blow the place sky high. I think I am very justified after this... http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

No, seriously man, my congratulations!

Zaarin.

P.S. Who the heck is Trin?!

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.
 JR2000Z
12-24-2000, 10:26 PM
#40
Yeah.This thread has pretty much everything:

1.Instead of Ike be pissed, werre upset with Ike.

2.Ike engaged.(I had no idea that this day had/will come. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

3.Proof of my <s>stupidity</s> genious intelligence.

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited December 24, 2000).]
 Darth Sceltor
12-25-2000, 1:32 AM
#41
Most important of all, it has me.
 Zoom Rabbit
12-25-2000, 9:35 PM
#42
*(Cuts Ike's head off.)*

Ha-hah. Funny. Yes. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/rolleyes.gif)

Congrats on the Trinity deal. My advice: stand firm on toilet seat procedure and change sides of the bed frequently--it keeps them off balance.

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 Keyan Farlander
12-26-2000, 2:22 AM
#43
That's great news! Good luck!
 Rogue Nine
12-26-2000, 3:39 PM
#44
Ike, I must now crucify you. I'm sixteen years of age and I've just had my first coronary. ARE YOU HAPPY? (Okay, dumb question.)

You and Trin getting hitched? Wow. All the luck in the world to you both.
 Thrawn
12-26-2000, 4:56 PM
#45
Thanks for sharing R9

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