Surprise surprise!

Yep,the big moment that I know that you all have been wating for is finaly here.The big 2K.

First off I like to thank all my fans out there,all forum members(well most of them at least) Coke,Star Wars,Computer,air,and food.I couldt have done it without them.

Allright!Lets hijack Thrawn's Eclipse SSD,party in it,escape,self-destruct the bloody thing and laugh at all of his misfortunes. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif) http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

Beer and the exra slave girls all on R9!
Oh yea,R9,could you give us the expensive kind of beer,not the evil foul-smelling stuff,OK?....dont give me that face....wait!I can expain! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

*5 minutes later*

Ok let the nonstoping fun begin!

Note: I am not responsible for anything bad that happens here.
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/6172/photos/austin04.jpg)

Congrats, JRHK3450000000Z, or whatever your name is http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

you cheated

Thats the spirit!

congrats.

*looks around...finds the beer*

umm...bye

*walks towards the beer*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Congrats. Go right ahead and self destruct it, R9 will just have to buy me a NEW ONE.

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"Nearly 100% of all divorces are caused by marriage."
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

If I self destruct this *BOOM* will R9 replace it?? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)


P.S.-Thrawn, I'd appreciate a sig change. Divorce isn't funny to me.... Thanks

Congrats JR2000ZXYT-1300 http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/smile.gif) ,

*grabs a can of beer and shakes the crap out of it*

"Zaarin ol' buddy! no hard feelings hey... here, have a beer!" http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

oooooooooohhhhhhh, can I have one??!

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Sigs are for clever peoples

sure DS. No prob. Sorry if it offended you in any way.

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Suck up.

*see big red button that has a waring (self destruct, replacement bill forwarded directly to R9)*

*pushes button and runs away*

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."
(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

*watches Thrawn's SSD explode*

This is why I got my own ship.

*a beautiful Hapan comes up behind Beast and hands him a cup of hot chocolate*

Thank you Astarta. Cheers, guys! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/cool.gif)

Originally posted by JR2000Z:
the exra slave girls all on R9!


Let me just say that I'm amazed no-one sniped this! http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/wink.gif)

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Paranoia is good. At least you think they're paying attention to you.

That one speaks for itself http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

I paid for the damn lot. Why shouldn't I have them? http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

Congrats, JR.

All in the pit for mud wrestling. First up, me and five of the girlies I paid for. http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/tongue.gif)

You're all alcoholics. Now give me all your beer and I won't tell anyone.
*collects all the beverages*

1 hour later...
Ok I'm back
*falls on the floor and crawls around*
PARTY NAKED TIL WE PUKE

Your like................12, that illegal EVERYWHERE

R9 is also paying for interest.

Congratulations on your 2K.

*Looks around. Seizes slave girl for a game of strip sabacc.*

.........and thats a 2k for me..............

Agggggggghhh...

Congrats, Zarg. Take your pick.

Thanks, I'll have the short thin blonde with the nice...um.....assets, and the shorter, fatter, round metal one on the left named Guiness

congrats

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"Noobies Suck"
ThRaWn90,RAL_Thrawn,SOB_Thrawn
Rogue 6

Why would Zargon share his fame on my thread?

And I got over 2.1K!

b/c when you get my age, post count ain't such a big deal anymore, or I am lazy

I guess it isnt except when you have more posts then Nute.

yeah, as long as I have a BGM and more post than SOMEONE, I'll be alright

I've held the #2 spot forever. First GUNNER was in the lead, then I overtook him, but by that time Nute had passed over both of us.

As Moses once said "Nute truly art l33ter than thou art."
He then SMASHED the golden Nute head the Israelites had made. The remains of the Golden Nute Head were then fashioned into the Ark of the Covenant which was later stolen by the Nazis and made that one Nazi melt.* Lousy revisionist history made it a "golden calf" instead of a Nute head.

*<font size="1">This may or may not have happened</font>

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Nute has no life, but a gigantic ego.*

*<font size=1>Proven fact.

You don't have a life either Niner

Then Indiana Jones took it and sold it to a jewlery shop.

I do too, Zarg!

Sorry guys.Im the one with the life.

no

I do too have a life. Read my sig. It PROVES it.

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

Horse****.

Ditto.

Jerkoff

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Official XWA Gundam Pilot

It's not my fault I have dozens upon dozens of hours with nothing better to do...
Oh, the stories I could tell of my life.

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

no thanks

Not all of my stories have to do with girls...only the bad ones http://www.xwingalliance.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

There was the time that I almost got into a fight with an actual Russian Commie, the drug deal gone bad, the time I saw a guy get shot...

I HATES TYPOS

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I have a life, but I feel mostly dead.

[This message has been edited by Nute Gunray (edited December 20, 2000).]

Theres problably nothing to tell.