If you were to make a shirt, ( white plain shirt and markers), what would be on it?

(Drawings would rock. HARD.)

It would say MAKE IT WORK! in bold letters, with little starburts surrounding it.

Okay how about I put my avater on the shirt? BUT ON A BLACK SHIRT!!!

Mine would say "WWJD?" and on the back it says "Hang on the cross and bleed." Then I'd laugh and burn in hell. But even while burning in lava, I'd still say "Totally worth it."

Mine would say " I'm a complex person." then it would have pics of Naruto,Sonic, X-play, power rangers, Friends(t.v show), yu-gi-oh,Simpsons, Fairly-oddparents, Spongebob, The sims, and Psychonauts.

I want to make a shirt with a pic of a scared boo on the front, and an angry boo on the back.

(The Boos from mario.)

Okay, mine would say, "Want my number?" on the front and "1-800-SCREW YOU" on the back.

Okay, mine would say, "Want my number?" on the front and "1-800-SCREW YOU" on the back.
Is that really your number? I can't understand sarcasm. I just looked it up and there's too many words for my attention span.

no it's not my number. and you must have a small attention span.

no it's not my number. and you must have a small attention span.
The definition is " an literary device often used in a humorous or ironic manner and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words." I got lost on vocal intonations.

The definition is " an literary device often used in a humorous or ironic manner and is expressed through vocal intonations such as over-emphasizing the actual statement or particular words." I got lost on vocal intonations.
Allow me to translate, sarcasm is basically when you say something that is so obviously a lie that it's funny.

Example:
"yeah, he has pink hair."
"Did he dye it?"
"...no, he was BORN with it."

Allow me to translate, sarcasm is basically when you say something that is so obviously a lie that it's funny.

Example:
"yeah, he has pink hair."
"Did he dye it?"
"...no, he was BORN with it."
Oh I get it. Wait a minute. That sounds like alot of the things my parents say to me. That and "Kelvin, stop that or I'll .... do something (I should really think of a punishment to work on him. Grounding, no he never leaves his room anyway. Spanking, NO I still have nightmares from the last time. Beating, no he's a better fighter than me. No T.V, no he's the only one who does watch t.v. Why did Kelvin have to be born so intelligent!)"

Yes, sarcasm is a world renowned art, dating back to prehistoric times, when Od-hifgulah said to Kal-jek "Hey you heard about that homosapien that was born last week?" "Oh cool, think they're gonna replace us?" "...no, they're just gonna hang around for a while, dumbass."