http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f345/courtrecords2/animations/ani-phoenix-document.gifI've) been playing PW:AA for quite a while now and am *this* close to beating it, seeing as I'm tired of driving threads way too off topic with my mini-courts, so I will direct all legal disputes here. Why?
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Uh...
Let cases begin.
Oh, also all my posts here will be accompanied by an image from here (
http://www.croik.com/PW/animations.htm), depending on whether I'm on defense or prosecution.
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LET THE CASES BEGIN.
Ok, Zelda and he damn 'ninjas'(if they even are trained in the ninja arts) stole my chiffon and I'm willing to send a pack of make-up deprived geisha on her ass to get back my damn chiffon!
This would put me on prosecution...
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Darth, if you would, please point out the thread where this occured.
The "It's not unusual[YURI]" thread, your honor.
("It's Not Unusual" (
http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=161617&page=2) added to court record)
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Please note page 1...
~ OBJECTION~
WE DON'T ****IN CARE, DARTH!
NOW, NINJAS DO BELIEVE IN WEEKDAYS, "SCREW THAT" IS AN OBJECTION, AND I AM WINNING COMEDY POINTS, SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note the sickly sweet comedy, as well as the lack of care in her voice. I would like to call Zelda to the stand.
The bitch ain't here.
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That is because she did it. Ever hear her say "I didn't steal it."? I think not.
Well, am I gonna get back my chiffon? I need it to cover my headboard, since my birthday is on Sunday and my homies are sleepin' over.
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Considering the defense does not have a response, I find her guilty, she must return your chiffon and say sowwy.
Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.
(note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court)
I say for punishment, a shunning is in order.
How about punishment by being beaten with smilies?
Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me!
And Darth, you *******,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon!
My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF.
SO **** YOU!
Now, the ****in case is over your honor.
Hello? Do I get a say in this? After all, this case IS about me!
And Darth, you *******,I didn't steal your ****in chiffon!
My ninjas are dead,anyway cause of your CREEPY SANTINO-TIM GUNN- LOVIN SELF.
SO **** YOU!
You may speak your honar.
Yo, Zelda! I'll be your free lawyer. I did stand up for you.
Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.
Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir.
Yes, Psychochaos3 is my new lawyer, sir.
Thank you Zelda. I would first like to call one of Zelda's ninja to the stand!!!
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You know what, don't bring up my liking of Tim/Santino/ anything realted to Project Runway obsession. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE.
NINJA#137: Yo my pfizzle! What is happening in the fizzhouse?
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WIT THE SACRED F***** CHIFFON, YOU SLUTTY WHORE.
I'm sure you can testify to your case while refraining from vulgar language, Darth, least the court hold you in contempt.
I'm sorry, I just want my dang chiffon!!!!
I'm sorry if I totally ruin the flow of this case, but, in order to understand whats going
on...
WHAT THE CRAP IS A CHIFFON?
This is military court. Guilty until proven innocent. You can't handle the truth. Metal Gear. Whatever.
NINJA#137: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! CREEPY TIM GUNN-SANTINO LOVING GIRL!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! (dies)
NINJA#48: *ahem*Your honor, we didn't steal the chiffton because we don't know what a chiffton is. Darth is just acussing Zelda because Zelda hates her cousin Tim Gunn. Darth is just a bitch.
Your honor, exactly what rules apply to this court? Is the rule "innocent until proven guilty" in effect? If so, the Zelda Chiffon case isn't over.
(note, you guys need some sort of punishment if she doesn't apply by the standards of the court)
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Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense?
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Very well, if it would please the court this will continue, opening statements defense?
Your honor.
Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!!
Your honor.
Gruducuz, Zelda's ninja, and myself do not know what a chiffon is. The ninja are too scared of Tim gunn-santino loving girls(that includes Darth). I had my associate Hobo Bob look into the case. I would also like to ask Darth one question crucial to the case. WHAT the $@#% is a CHIFFON???!!!!
The Wiki entry on Chiffon (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiffon_%28fabric%29).
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This only proves my point, they don't even know what it is, they could've stolen it unknowingly.
NINJA#128: Wait. That wasn't toilet paper? Opps...
Are you admitting to the crime?
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How can you sue the entire party when one ninja did it?
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Yeah! The ninja did not know what it was in the first place! It is Darth's fault for not labeling fabrics! I also have evidense that ninja 128 was hipnotized into thinking that it was toilet paper!My associate has informed me that 128's meal that day was druged by an unknown person!
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Hypnosis. Of course. Darth_Ave has said several times, in these printed forum quotes, that she wanted to hypnotize boys to go out with her and poison her friend, et cetera. It is all but completely obvious that Darth is guilty.
EDIT: (
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April May uses her *ahem* feminine wiles to manipulate the judge in case two.
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Whether or not the ninja knew it was chiffon or not it was still a crime. Also, as anyone will tell you, ninjas are invulnerable to hypnosis.
HOW THE HECK ARE YOU NOT GONNA KNOW IT'S CHIFFON??? IT'S SILKY SMOOTH, AND IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!! PLUS, IT'S FREGGIN GLOWING!!! I JUST WANT YOU AND YOUR NINJA'S TO KNOW THAT BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE CHIFFON TO COVER MY HEADBOARD, I CAN'T HAVE MY HARD EARNED BIRTHDAY PARTY, AND NONE OF MY FRIENDS WILL COME OVER, AND ALL THOSE GLOWSTICKS AND POPROCKS WENT TO WASTE!!
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(There goes my credibility...)
Ninjas are... used to uh... certain "treatment", treatment that includes silky smooth lavender toilet paper.
Sorry Darth. But ninja's IQ was 18. Plus, why do you need chiffton for a party?
My headboard on my bed is ugly, and if it ain't covered, my friends can't come over since my wall is crumbling, I have squeaky floors, and if I take a bath water leaks into the livingroom so if the headboard goes wrong, I can't invite my friends over to celebrate my birthday by getting on a sugar high and watching The Blair Witch Project.
NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red?
Oh, you have a female ninja, and it's a jerk too... IT'S NOT LAVENDER, IT'S CHIFFON. IT'S LAVENDER IN COLOR!!!
Gosh!
NINJA#983: Wait, if yours is lavender, how can this one be red?
Are you implying that you only used a portion of the Chiffon as toilet paper, or the whole thing and you just "held onto it" afterwards as material evidence?
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*off topic*
Hehe. Every time I look at that it looks like he's mouthing the word "crap" over and over.
*On topic*
If the chiffon here is red, than where is the stolen Lavender chiffon!
Meanwhile at an abandoned warehouse, the hobo detective waits.
Hobo Bob:I've finally found the chiffon theives.
Mysteruous figure:Your efforts to retrieve the Chiffon are useless. With the powers in this fabric I can destroy Utah!Muhahahaha!
Hobo Bob: You bas%#$d!
Figure: Mutant panda #122, put him in the dungeon!
Hobo Bob: You won't get away with this!
Figure: I'm afraid I already have!Muhahahahahahahahaha!
As you can see my lawyar Psychochaos3 has determined the location of the lavender chiffton. Hopfully Hobo Bob can find the chiffton snacher! (lol! Chiffton Snacher is what the man shall be called)
Okay so since i didn't do anything then i guess i can go now.
COURT IS ENDED
Its over?! But now what will we do for court themed fun???
I want to sue Zelda 41 for spamming my oekaki.
How about we someone else, seeing as someone just tried to sue zelda?
I want to sue Zelda 41 for spamming my oekaki.
I'LL TAKE THE CASE!
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This is an open-and-shut case. Here is KingCheez's Oekaki (
http://cgi.cheezwhizwarriors.com/oekaki/). Note that right after Zelda is unbanned three poorly drawn doodles are released under the name LOLOLOL, which must be Zelda.
That evidence is purely circumstantial. You can't prove that Zelda submitted those drawings. Furthermore, it is not the place of the court to critique the artistic abilities of the defendant, even if she did, in fact, post said "poorly drawn doodles".
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This is true. However the evidence of absence is not the absence of evidence. Would Zelda please give her testimony of what she did after she was banned and what she did shortly after being unbanned?