ZELDA: (kicks hobo bob, louis, and romlo in the ass) HA HA
( steals baby) MMMWWWWAAAAA HHAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Louis: Damn! We're going to have to use .. it.
Ronlo: Are you sure.
Louis: Yes.
Romlo: *takes out chaos emerald* (good thing we got thing in the sonic the hedgehog universe) CHAOS CONTROL!
*they teleport to zelda and steal the baby back. Then, they go to Kelvin's(Psychochaos's real name) house in Savannah, Georgia to fix the dimension leaper.
*zelda respawns and follows them to Kelvin's house through chaos control*
ZELDA: Whao... Georgia is different then Indiana weather. Oh well. TIME FOR CRIME!!!
*zelda respawns and follows them to Kelvin's house through chaos control*
ZELDA: Whao... Georgia is different then Indiana weather. Oh well. TIME FOR CRIME!!!
Kelvin: *sees zelda* Uhhh. Hello.
Louis: you misused chaos control and teleported 5 years later zelda.
Romlo: We trained the baby to be the ultimate life form and named it Sigma.
Sigma: Hobo Bob, Where's my Kunai?
Hobo Bob: Right here Sigma. why don't you go out and train while we handle this?
Sigma : O.k
Louis: don't even try kidnapping Sigma. He can kill you and the U.S army single-handedly.
Hobo: We enhanced his genes to give him increased speed and strength. With the Chaos Emeralds he's even more powerful.
Kelvin: Now , Battle. Zelda Vs Hobo Bob, Louis, Romlo, and Psychochaos.
ZELDA: Oh s***. Oh well, i don't want the child anymore. i want to rule the world!!!!
ZELDA: Oh s***. Oh well, i don't want the child anymore. i want to rule the world!!!!
Sigma: no youi don't! Chaos Spear! *knocks out Zelda.*
Sigma: Now . I'll clean her mind of any dark thoughts. *mind swipes Zelda*
Romlo: Let's get you two back to the soap opera world. Chaos control!
ZELDA: Wha... where am I? Why do i want to pick flowers and kiss pictures of cute guys? OH GOD! I"M WEARING PINK! WHERE IS MY BLACK SHIRT AND SKIRT?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dies)
By the way, Psychocaos, Georigia is HAUNTED!! Turn on discovery channel now if you don't believe me. The show is A Haunting.
ZELDA: Wha... where am I? Why do i want to pick flowers and kiss pictures of cute guys? OH GOD! I"M WEARING PINK! WHERE IS MY BLACK SHIRT AND SKIRT?!? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (dies)
Louis: not again. Chaos regeneration!*revives zelda*
Romlo: Hello. Zelda? Here's some dark colored clothes to change into.
Sigma: now let's find mt long-lost mother. What's her name?
Kelvin-psychochaos: Darth_Ave.
MASHI: [runs in suddenly] EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR VIRGINITIES! DRIP'S COMING!
EVERYONE: Drip? WHO THE EFF IS DRIP?
MASHI: THE SIN OF LUST PERSONIFIED AS A GIANT DEMONIC BLUE RAT! [runs away screaming]
EVERYONE: OKAY THEN.
Ok ,the men in black come in, yuse that pen thing, and everyone forgets this whole thing happens.
Louis: not again. Chaos regeneration!*revives zelda*
Romlo: Hello. Zelda? Here's some dark colored clothes to change into.
Sigma: now let's find mt long-lost mother. What's her name?
Kelvin-psychochaos: Darth_Ave.
ZELDA: (thinking: OMG I love ghosts! Way too cool and sca-- CRAP! THOUGHTS BEING READ!) BLACK CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! YA---wait a second. why do YOU guys have my clothes?!?
ZELDA: (thinking: OMG I love ghosts! Way too cool and sca-- CRAP! THOUGHTS BEING READ!) BLACK CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!! YA---wait a second. why do YOU guys have my clothes?!?
Louis: It's a long story, but it can be summed up in this slideshow.
Pic#1- We arrive at home finding out you used Chaos Control.
Pic#2- We go back to the Soap Opera dimension.
Pic#3- We find your home.
Pic#4- We return home.
Pic#5- You return after 5 years.
Pic#6- We kick your but.
Pic#7-We mindswipe you
Pic#8- You die.
Pic#9- We teleport to your home get your clothes and revive you.
Done.
PS. I know Georgia's haunted. I live in its most haunted city, Savannah, But all ghosts seem to live in the historical district.
holly crap. this may sound weird, but my family and i go there every year for our vacation before we go to Floirda.
Didn't I just say the Men in Black came in and used that pen thing??? Oh my goodness!I mean yeah, it was fun at first but now it's just messed up.
I still watch the Teletubbies. I can't help it, that evil sun baby ones me. His little evil giggles make me watch.
You don't want to look in my secret room. It is very sad and you'll end up running out crying like a baby. An assassin has many things to hide.
I play Fable and I'm a great assassin without much to hide. I go in, take out giant sword, make with the stabbing and inflicting death.