We'll start off easy.

Would you rather stay at home and watch a movie, or go out and watch a movie.

Go out.

Would you rather play Psychonauts 2 or DF's new game?

Psychonauts 2, BIOTCH.

Would you rather get run over by a car, or be pummeled with chocolate covered bricks?

DF's new game.

Would you rather be a superhero or be Chuck Norris?

DF's new game.

Would you rather be a superhero or be Chuck Norris?
Chuck is a superhero so I'd be both.

Would you rather be Peter Griffin or Homer Simpson?

Peter Griffin

Would you rather get caught doing it at work or in school?

Peter Griffin

Would you rather get caught doing it at work or in school?
School.

Would you rather be a midget or crippled?

crippeled, I don't want to be a sterotype midget with a sterotype midjet job.

Would you rather be popular and dumb, or smart and a nerd.

crippeled, I don't want to be a sterotype midget with a sterotype midjet job.

Would you rather be popular and dumb, or smart and a nerd.
Nerd.

Would you rather wear an onomatopeia or a rolex?

Onomatopoeia! ZAP!!

Would you rather be Danial Vosovicor Tim Gunn?

Onomatopoeia! ZAP!!

Would you rather be Danial Vosovicor Tim Gunn?
Tim GUnn is a name that is always cool, up there with Max Power and Jake Steele.

Would you rather be Invader Zim or Billy's dad?

Invader Zim. DUH

Would you rather be a Care Bear or a My Little Pony

Invader Zim. DUH

Would you rather be a Care Bear or a My Little Pony
Care bear, they have laser beams or some ****.

Would you rather have Earthworm Jim's suit or Simon Belmont's whip?(Edit:And be able to use it)

I don't know what either of those are but. YOU'DE RATHER BE THIS GUY???http://x5b.xanga.com/60db74472553538910498/b26617296.jpg)

Would you rather play a card game or a board game?

I don't know what either of those are but. YOU'DE RATHER BE THIS GUY???
Would you rather play a card game or a board game?
EWJ's Suit:An insektican suit that embues the user with superstrength and a laser gun.

The Whip:Can destroy the evil that lurks in the hearts of humanity.

I'd rather play a board game. (Clue)

Would you rather be blind or deaf?

Blind, I can't live without my music.

Would you rather die in a hospital or in a dungoen?

Blind, I can't live without my music.

Would you rather die in a hospital or in a dungoen?
Dungeon.

Would you rather live in a cube or a cylinder?

cube, I could be rolled any second.

Would you rather have you best friend of the same sex have the hots for you, or have a relative(like a cousin) have the hots for you?

Friend of the same sex so I can mock them every day.

Would you rather hang out with the morbidly overweight dude, or girl at your school.

Girl, Can anyone say MAKEOVER?????

Would you rather wear Santino's fedora or Daniel V's scarves?

Girl, Can anyone say MAKEOVER?????

Would you rather wear Santino's fedora or Daniel V's scarves?
Considering fedoras kick ass, fedora.

Would you rather go to Burger King or a temple of DOOM?!

Would you rather be forced to watch reruns of "I Love Lucy" for the rest of your life or die collision with an alien spacecraft?
I prefer Alien spacecraft

Considering fedoras kick ass, fedora.

Would you rather go to Burger King or a temple of DOOM?!
Burgur king. I'm hungry.

Psychochaos3, you messed up the cycle you whore. Now we start over again.

Would you rather miss a math class or language arts class?

Math, my teacher is a nazi, so I didn't solve it the way she wanted, I got it right didn't I?!?!?!?!

Would you rather eat a light bulb or a cup full of thumbtacks?

Light bulb. I need more energy.

Would you rather watch Danial V. Talk about how he's wearing Nick's koala underwear (http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway_2/Episodes/Episode_10/Videos/bonus_4_ep10.shtml) or Andrae cuddle with a sad Santino (http://www.bravotv.com/Project_Runway_2/Episodes/Episode_3/Videos/bonus_5_ep3.shtml)?)

I'd rather jump in a pool of needles than do either.

Would you rather go out with someone stupid and hot of the other sex, or go out with someone smart, and just like you, but fat of the same sex?

Psychochaos3, you messed up the cycle you whore. Now we start over again.

Would you rather miss a math class or language arts class?
You can't call me a whore. I'm a dude. And a straight one too.

I'd rather jump in a pool of needles than do either.

Would you rather go out with someone stupid and hot of the other sex, or go out with someone smart, and just like you, but fat of the same sex?
stupid and hot of the other sex.

You, yet again skredwed it up, you man-whore. NO DOUBLE POSTING IN A ROW!!!! I'll have to start again, and if you skrew this up one more time psychochaos, I'll make sure you never post in this board again.

Who's more of a complete noob? Psychochaos or zelda?

I CAN READ,YA KNOW!!! And Phychochaos is. I have more posts than him.

You forgot to post a question!!!

Ugh, THIS IS NOW A NOW NOOBS BOARD!! IF A NOOB POST, IT SHALL BE IGNORED!!

would you rather kiss a frog or kiss a snake?

^Ignore'd Read the new rule

Ok, next question.

Would you rather do 2 pages of regular math homework, or 1 page of advanced math homework.

A snake. I would kiss it. Less slimy. On its back or something. You never said it had to be mouth to mouth.

Would you rather be stuck for a month in Wal-Mart, or stuck for a month in Krogers?

^Ignore'd Read the new rule

Ok, next question.

Would you rather do 2 pages of regular math homework, or 1 page of advanced math homework.

Advanced. I'm in advanced anyway, and regular is boring. So I'd rather do less more hard work.

My question still stands.

Wal-mart


would you rather see the movie, "when a stranger calls" or " the hills have eyes"?

"The hills have eyes", I prefer survival-horror to stalker-horror.

Would you rather be a defense attourney or a prosecutor?

OBJECTION!

Umm, prosicuter.

Would you rather do the electric slide or the cha cha slide?

Umm, prosicuter.

Would you rather do the electric slide or the cha cha slide?
IT'S ELECTRIC!

Would you rathe eat a squirrel-burger, or a frog-pie?

frog pie, mmmmmmm

Would you rather sing in front of your best friends, or your crush?

Would you rather sing in front of your best friends, or your crush?


My friends. Because when they start cracking up with lughter, I can too.


Would you rather be stuck in a cage with rats, or stuck in a cage with a person who eats people?

(Im not even going to try to spell cannible)

Rats. no, BABY rats.

would you rather watch Bo bo bo-Bo bo- Bo bo or Naruto?

Rats. no, BABY rats.

would you rather watch Bo bo bo-Bo bo- Bo bo or Naruto?
Naruto! Naruto! Naruto! It's obviuos. Look at my signature and avatar! Heck, I'm watching it right now. Sorry Darth, but I'm just responding.

I'll ask a question: would you rather loose both your eyes, or your tongue?

I'll ask a question: would you rather loose both your eyes, or your tongue?


My tongue, because you can drive with out a tongue, but not without eyes.

I thought I had asked a question, anyhoo...

Would you rather be made fun of on the internet, or in real life?

ASK A QUESTION YOU HOOVER DAM NOOBS!!!

Real life.

Would you rather edit a stupid post a week later, or delete it a day later?

Real life.

Would you rather edit a stupid post a week later, or delete it a day later?
Delete. Would you rather lick raw ground beef from a hobo's foot or chew a raw vampire bat stomach?

Bat stomach, you may gain it's dark powers.

Would you rather eat or drink people?

Bat stomach, you may gain it's dark powers.

Would you rather eat or drink people?
Drink. It is much faster.
Would you rather become a mutant panda or kiss Darth? No offense to Darth. Pandas are cool.