CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD!!!! - LucasForums

DarthAve

02-26-2006, 2:36 AM
#1

Everybody knows at least one Chuck Norris joke of somting astounding chuck Norris has done. Now....you create one!

I'll start.

Tim Schafer didn't create Psychonauts. It was mearly an biography of Chuck Norris and his life, edited without all the roundhouse kicks.

Smon

02-26-2006, 10:18 AM
#2

http://www.4q.cc)

Chuck Norris has been around since the dawn of time. He is not immortal though, it's just that everytime someone kills him they assimilate his appearance, memories, and abilities, and in sense become the new Chuck Norris.

DarthAve

02-26-2006, 2:16 PM
#3

Chloe', Danial V, and Santino are left on Project Runway. Who shall win? Chuck Norris, he's the master of menswear.

Gruducuuz

02-26-2006, 2:46 PM
#4

EDIT: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I thought we were making a mass collective.

DarthAve

02-26-2006, 6:46 PM
#5

NO, you have to make one up, not copy them from the interweb.

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 10:33 AM
#6

No idea Chuck Norris had a cartoon (http://www2.wi.net/~rkurer/toontracker/chucknorris.html)

Smon

04-14-2006, 6:46 PM
#7

I did. Saw it yesterday on [AS].

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 6:47 PM
#8

Was it any good?

Smon

04-14-2006, 6:52 PM
#9

Was it any good?
It's like they edited Chuck into GI Joe.

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 6:58 PM
#10

kick ass. Do you know everything, though?

http://x47.xanga.com/db2a1146d1c3548449479/b32573040.bmp) Who is this?

Smon

04-14-2006, 7:00 PM
#11

Snorky.

I am omniscient.

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 7:03 PM
#12

Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this???

Who's xanga is this? (http://www.xanga.com/Darth_Ave)

Smon

04-14-2006, 7:05 PM
#13

Ohh you tis good. But can you handle this???

Who's xanga is this? (http://www.xanga.com/Darth_Ave)
...your's.

Who's flash career was started by this? (http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/255267)

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 7:09 PM
#14

Your's?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg) Who's cat is this?

Smon

04-14-2006, 7:12 PM
#15

Your's?

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/superwin.jpg) Who's cat is this?
Correct!

....your's.

DarthAve

04-14-2006, 7:13 PM
#16

Correct!

....your's.
WRONG'D!!!

It's this bald guy who talks about project runway.

I found the pic on his site here. (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/kitty_pride/index.html)

Smon

04-14-2006, 7:21 PM
#17

WRONG'D!!!

It's this bald guy who talks about project runway.

I found the pic on his site here. (http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/kitty_pride/index.html)
Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right!

Gruducuuz

04-14-2006, 9:13 PM
#18

Hey, %99.9_ of the time I'm always right!

OXYMORON'D

Smon

04-15-2006, 3:29 AM
#19

OXYMORON'D
Exactly. It was intentional. Because I like that word.

It has the word moron in it.

DarthAve

04-15-2006, 10:46 AM
#20

and oxy. That's what I clean my face with it so it doesn't look all gross and pimply lise a nerd's would.

Samuel Dravis

04-21-2006, 3:00 AM
#21

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9281/cannotfindthefunnyxp5pn.png)

Where are all the Chuck jokes? :(

Smon

04-21-2006, 4:18 AM
#22

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9281/cannotfindthefunnyxp5pn.png)

Where are all the Chuck jokes? :(
He threatened us using only his beard so we thought we should stop.

DarthAve

04-21-2006, 11:03 AM
#23

Yeah, we don't want a swift roundhouse kick to the face. However,

Nothing was said about Young Chuck Norris, the Music Video (http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/s/snl/young_chuck_norris.html)

NORRIS USED HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET, AND HE KICKED AND HE PUNCHED WITH HIS HANDS AND HIS FEET!

DarthAve

04-30-2006, 3:06 PM
#24

Who would win? Batman or Chuck Norris? (http://comics.ign.com/articles/703/703763p1.html)

I go Chuck Norris, he has superpowers where Batman only has gadgets.