Enterprise E vs. Impstar Deuce
Picard: this is the Federation Vessel Enterprise hailing unidentified vessel, we come in peace.
The viewscreen turned on with the image of someone in a grey uniform.
Man: I am Captain Tyrson of the Imperial Star Destroyer Exorcist, surrender your vessel and prepare to be boarded.
Picard: surely there must be some way to negotiate this peacefully.
Tyrson: this is your final warning, lower your shields and stand down or prepare to be destroyed.
Picard: viewscreen off. Worf, prepare to target their weapon systems.
Worf: which turrets sir? There appear to be 120 beam emitters (lasers and ions) alone! And there are approximately 60 torpedo tubes!
The Enterprise suddenly rocked with hits.
Worf: this is impossible! they seem to be hitting us with lasers!
Riker should we even keep shields raised?
Picard: we'd better stop this right now. Mr. Worf, target the lasers and open fire.
The Enterprise fired phasers at the Exorcist's turbolaser turrets, destroying about 14 of them. In return, the Exorcist opened fire with its ion cannons.
Worf: their weapons seem to go right through our shields!
Picard: impossible, I thought we'd developed a counter against Breen energy weapons! Terget that tower and launch a spread of quantum torpedoes.
The Enterprise manoeuvred into position and launched 20 torpedoes at the Exorcist's bridge tower, but the torps were shot down before even touching the Exorcist's powerful shields.
Worf: that is impossible!
Picard: try to get us out of here, maximum warp!
Just then, a squadron of Scimitar Assault Bombers with a TIE Defender escort launched from the Exorcist's hangar bay, followed by 5 Assault Gunboats.
Picard: I don't know what they hope to achieve by launching one-man ships at us.
Worf: they are launching warheads of some sort, I cannot get a lock on them!
The Enterprise was thrown by the force of Heavy Rockets slamming against her hull.
Worf: shields down, they're aiming for out engines!
The Gunboats opened ion cannon fire at the Enterprise's main impulse drives, while the Defenders targeted her warp engines.
La Forge: sir, we can't escape.
Picard: open a hailing frequency, tell them that we surrender.
Worf: done, sir.
Tyrson appeared on the main viewscreen again.
Tyrson: we acknowledge your surrender, prepare to be boarded.
A few seconds later, an Assault Transport launched from the Exorcist, and landed in the Enterprise's hangar bay. A squad of stormtroopers departed and began shooting at the people in there.
Worf: sir, hangar bay 1 reports some troopers are opening fire!
Picard: captain Tyrson, what in the name of the Federation is going on?!
Tyrson: we hope to capture your vessel, it seems quite intriguing.
Worf: our secority officers seem to be no match for these assailants!
Three stormtroopers appeared from the turbolifts, and pointed their rifles at various crew members. Worf pulled out a phaser and shot at one of them, only to miss the trooper who was only 10 feet away (a tribute to his bad marksmanship). the trooper opened fire, blue rings engulfed Worf.
Tyrson: Picard, you'll be coming with us.
Just a little fic I wrote straight into the box. Hehe, so true, so true...
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Why is it that whenever someone says SOL I am always in trouble... whether it be Standards of Learning or (the other version). I'm always screwed.
--Tyais