Winner be Shinzuku Arr.
I be talkin' like a pirate for no good reason Arr.
then you shall walk the plank smon for not showing respect to me. alliespixie pushes smon off the plank.
Eat him, Wily, my precious killer whale!!! ~chomp~
then you shall walk the plank smon for not showing respect to me. alliespixie pushes smon off the plank.
Luckily... ROCKET BOOTS GO.
http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF021ADCaptainRedbeard.jpg)
Like iron man's?
More like the Jet Bootsu.
Raz was strolling happily along minding his own business, until he was suddenly hit by a new psychopower: an existential crises.
Iron Man has sweet jet boots and his one entrance line on Marvel Nemesis is awesome.
"Today is a great day for kicking ass."-Iron Man
Iron Man has sweet jet boots and his one entrance line on Marvel Nemesis is awesome.
"Today is a great day for kicking ass."-Iron Man
But Jet Bootsu are MAGIC rocket boots.
Yeah, you got me there. But Marvel Nemesis is still a sweet game.
Yeah, you got me there. But Marvel Nemesis is still a sweet game.
Eh. They just made the game with TOTAL AWESOME to balance out the TOTAL STUPID of their new Marvel Zombies series.
http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Dec_previews/MARVZOM001005.jpg)
In the end, Marvel still isn't that cool.
I know I'll be catching the next episode. Heh, zombies...
Well, Captain America did die in the one scene, but somehow Elektra survived. That's because games are not edgy enough to show the death of someine that cool. I only like Marvel for Elektra.
BUT WAIT. THE STUPID GET STUPIDER.
Behold... the face of Marvel giving in...
http://www.newsarama.com/marvelnew/Dec_previews/MARVTU015_1_5-1.jpg)
AND the Harvey Birdman of the comic book industry... She-Hulk!
http://spider-bob.com/heroes/marvel/images/SheHulk08.jpg)
There's a she-hulk?!!? With a duck?!?! Like I said, only care for Elektra and her assassiny ways.
There's a she-hulk?!!? With a duck?!?! Like I said, only care for Elektra and her assassiny ways.
She-Hulk was originally a serious character that got her powers from a blood tranfusion from the hulk.
Marvel later realized she was STUPID and made her a joke character, a lawyer for comic book characters.
For instance she once helped Spidey take the The Daily Bugle to court for slander.
Do I care?!?! NO!! Do you pay attention?!?! NO!! I've told you twice I don't care for other characters, just Elektra and her assassiny awesomeness.
Do I care?!?! NO!! Do you pay attention?!?! NO!! I've told you twice I don't care for other characters, just Elektra and her assassiny awesomeness.
Fine! Read this then. (
http://spider-bob.com/comicspage/marvel/marvel_index.htm)
I won? Crap, now I got to find a picture.
In retrospect agreeing to pose with a picture of his own brain was a terrible idea.
But hey, at least his brainless corpse looked badass.
raz:man, i need to stop sniffing sharpies.
Raz relived the same nightmare every night. No matter how far he reached, he couldn't reach his brain. Oh, how his head hurt....He was standing right on it! Ahhhhh!
I'll let a couple more entries in. Man, I expected someone to do caption for the other characters. Oh well.
oh yeah, i forgot that was the pic
Raz~I is a radio!
Olyander~ It does look like one, his arm is an antenna, his goggles are speakers, and his ear cap would be the tuner....
Dr.Loboto~ HOLY CRAP. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ONE.
Milla~ Let me try!
Sasha~ KUNG FOO ON YOUR ***!!
G-man~ I'm surrounded by idiots and G-peeps.
Okay, so far Gruducuuz is winning. It was funny. And then I looked at the picture. And then it was funnier. Letting two more entries in.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/gruducuuz/lol.jpg)
And where Gruducuuz once stood, there was smoke, and a pile of ashes appeared, in it contained 3 kittens, some string, and a pair of shoes, not to be seen for months at a time, or at least someone comes up with something funny for his pick.
Raz listened to what the glowing green Oleander sign said, but he couldn't look at his brain. That's when he decided to never eat Milla's brownies again.
Trying to seduce the HUD was Raz's worst idea yet.
Or would've been if he hadn't stolen the idea from Yet Another Teen Movie.
man, that was a smart joke smon
Grud is watching over this one...no?
If I was funny, I would enter.
Too bad I'm not.
However, everyone else is hilarious.
I'M SO LEFT OUT OF THE LOOP! D=
hey, i'm left out of the loop, now i'm not original,great
Raz looked over at Lili, who was having a major attitude.
Lili-Raz! Where the heck is my dad?!?!
Raz-Truman Zanotto once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chainti.
Lili-OMG, you're a cannibal?
Raz-No, Hannibal Lector is so sexy though.
Lili-OMG you're gay?
Raz-No, I'm bi.
~Nils passes between the two. Raz grabs Nils and kisses him.~
Nils-...OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!
Raz-I know, my make out skills surpass yours.
Lili-OMG, that's hot.
Raz-Can it woman, you're not that slut Paris Hilton.
~Lili has on a long blonde wig, and is holding a little doggy.~
Lili-Don't be so sure.
Raz-OMG you're Paris Hilton?
Lili-No,~pulls off her wig to reveal her baldness.~ I'm Telly Sevallis.
Raz-OMG, your Kojak?
Lili-That's right baby.
Raz and Lili start to make out.
Nils- WTF?
Narrator-Many strange things happen at summer camp. Espically strange thing happen here, in the Twilight Zone.
~A door is shut and the twilight zone theme starts playing.~