Everyone would believe my greatness. Because I would tell them so. I would each and everyone person of high social standing that I am, indeed, not a ghost but a goddess and I demand tribute.
Oh, and that a certain purple squid gets a lot of money as psychic, invisible Man of the Government/Mr. Fantastic. Or ELSE my wrath shall reign down upon them.
I'd also animate Peeps so they looked like they were taking revenge on those who ate them.
But then no-one would belive your great ness, if you were invisible. People would think you were a ghost, and you would just end up scaring the crap out of people.
I'd be the stretchiest, coolest, sideburniest ghost EVA. And I was listening to some EVP the other day, and the ghosts were saying crap. Sarcastic crap.
Like a group of people were arguing over a tape and what a ghost said, and they recorded "It said ARTHUR." And another ghost said "Aw, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" And a guy was in a room and he said "Who's there?" and the ghost said "Not me! :D"
I came to the conclusion that ghosts don't mind being dead.
There was also a "Please, you don't have to worry about me," ghost, and a "They're lighting up the cemetery!" ghost, but whatever.
*isn't a ghost nerd*
Ghosts are like airplane sandwiches. They sit in a plasitc wrapper for so long so that when some one picks it, is tastes horible.
Some of my best friends are ghosts. We have many a late-night discussion.
Are you sure they're ghosts? Other wise you have imaginary friends. WHO TALK BACK.
(Dun-dun-dun!)
Mr. Fantastic has plenty of friends.
Like...
Paperwork. And... Bank Account.
But I want imaginary friends.
I can divide up my friends into three categories: Inanimate, Animate and Human.
Animate?
Like a talking voo-doo doll? Or a pet.
(I like the first better.)
Animate like cartoons!
I have tons of those.
Animate?
Like a talking voo-doo doll? Or a pet.
(I like the first better.)
Both. BOTH.
Pet talking voo-doo dolls?
Not exactly pet talking voodoo dolls. More like talking pet voodoo dolls or voodoo doll talking pets.
I also agree with Miss Purple Squid. Animate like cartoons times 2.
Ah. I now understand. In a cloud sort of way.
Mortals are not meant to understand, only to serve.
Dang.
Were off topic. Anyone got an on-topic idea?
Dang.
Were off topic. Anyone got an on-topic idea?
Home-made glitches.
Home-made glitches.
Does that mean when I threw my controller against the PS2 in frustration, and the game froze and started buzzing; is that a home-made glitch?
Home-made glitches.
Does that mean when I threw my controller against the PS2 in frustration, and the game froze and started buzzing; is that a home-made glitch?
Yes. A home made glitch is when you turn the console off and blame it on the game. Or losing a fight and blaming it on the joy-stick.
A home made glitch would mean a glitch that you put into the game.
Sounds like hacking to me.
And I sure don't want to hack Tim's little bundle of joy.
Oh. I am the Queen of Home-made Glitches, then. Or at least a Princess.
A home made glitch would mean a glitch that you put into the game.
Sounds like hacking to me.
And I sure don't want to hack Tim's little bundle of joy.
D00d. I made it up. A home-made glitch is when you set the console on fire.
Some one call the G-men! Weve got a hacker on our hands! WEE WHOO WEE WHOO!
Some one call the G-men! Weve got a hacker on our hands! WEE WHOO WEE WHOO!
You'll never catch me alive--
Ohhh, yeah... zombie. I forgot. Damn!
Zombies are such a nuisance sometimes. You think death would be a barrier for somet things, but no, zombies are out to prove us all wrong.
Zombies are such a nuisance sometimes. You think death would be a barrier for somet things, but no, zombies are out to prove us all wrong.
Zombies are awesome. However one form of them (mummies) are not. Most zombies can be classified into three categories
Parasitic
Scientific
Magirific.
I just wanted the last one to rhyme.
Magirific! That's the me zombie.
Zombies are awesome. However one form of them (mummies) are not. Most zombies can be classified into three categories
Parasitic
Scientific
Magirific.
I just wanted the last one to rhyme.
So, which one d'you think you would be if you died? (I say if like it's a possibility you won't.) I think I would Magirific.
You rhyming fiend.
There's a great chance we won't die---the SuperBestFriends are powered by love, so why can't we be?
Are we SuperBestFriends? I've never had a SuperBestFriend before...
But, you know, I'm always up for immortality.
Are we SuperBestFriends? I've never had a SuperBestFriend before...
But, you know, I'm always up for immortality.
The SuperBestFriends are the homies at the asylum. They live forever, because of the power of love.
I see. Hmm. Power of love?
I wonder if there are other powers that could possibility grant me life forever. Must look into that.
I see. Hmm. Power of love?
I wonder if there are other powers that could possibility grant me life forever. Must look into that.
The power to lick your elbow, I believe, keeps you alive.
The power to lick your elbow, I believe, keeps you alive.
This close to being immortal:
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Does this mean we should all attempt to lick our elbows? Once it happens, I'm sure a billion glitches would happen and the world would break.
I think we should all attempt it. It grants eternal life!
I'm trying---but my tongue hurts! And it's hard to type with my elbows, see?
skkloo hgardes!!
(so hard)
let me typing with my elbows
Oh, my God. That was hard. It took three minutes, or something. But I wrote elbows without hitting any extra keys!
I think I'm right elbowed.
You did better than I did. Let me try again.
wse,,,, ik xdf....,m
well, you guys do it better than i do.
Not really, since I was trying to spell yum, cookie. :0
well i was trying to spell my name....
does my name have an "x" in it? ...no.
How about typing with your toungue?
fr8uickk 6yopouu
Guess what I was trying to type. Oh and this was with my elbow.
fr8uickk 6yopouu
Guess what I was trying to type. Oh and this was with my elbow.
Fruit Yogurt? =D
typing wtth tongue gives it cramnps
Ugh. My keyboard tastes NASTY.
I typed with my nose once.
I mean to keep it that way. >_>
Fruit Yogurt? =D
Yeah....I'll go with that.
If you thought typing with your elbows was hard try typing with your ankles.
My knees get sore just thinking about that.