Compliments of CaptainSkye's accidental thread resurrection of over two years. We need a new one of these, anyway Simple rules for those who do not know:
^ Says something about the post above
< Says something about themself
V Says something about the next post
I'll start:
^ Defines nothingness.
< Realizes the word "Themself" does not exist
V Never really thought about the word "themself" to any means.
^ Is right there - never under my roof, where the Lares are sacred, and the laws of hospitality paramount.
< Do not believe his lies.
V Going to give me something better to work with.
▲ Used to post here a lot, but doesn't that much anymore (I think)
◄ Copied fancy unicode arrows from Alien426 in the other K-jo'Round thread to try to look better than everyone else
▼ Won't bother copying the fancy unicode arrows, because apparently they will look terribly wrong on other systems
^ Yes, not because they look bad, just because I'm lazy.
< Will do everything in his power to make this thread less chaotic than that of ye olde harbor's K-jo'Round.
V Is either cool or uncool or somewhere in between.
^ Would know that...
< ...Cool is not the right word...
V ...If you knew where I got the quote I used in my first post.
^ Revived an old thread.
< Knows that GendoTheGreat's quote comes from "David Copperfield" by Charles Dickens.
V Never really cared to read that book.
^ You're right. Though I've seen various TV renditions of it.
< Honored by this thread, forged by my mistake. :'D
V Should post as soon as possible, so as to keep this thread alive.
^ Is honored by this humble thread.
< Has nothing better to do than to keep posting at this forum.
V Has a swell signature.
^ Must like extremely minimalist signatures because I don't have one.
< just got back from New York and wishes he was still there. Sigh...
V Has a better signature than me
^ Surely doesn't mean that
< Has posted twice in as many days. What a blabbermouth.
V Will kill this whole forum dead and if he\she dares to click the reply button.
^ Is making assumptions. The last post was over a week ago. Therefore the statement holds much less reliability.
< Is on the very rare occasion of being a little drunk. This doesn't happen often. so enjoy while it lasts.
V Debbie downer. You're not enjoying yourself at all!
^ So, if you're drunk, do I get to reply with a deviously nonspecific answer that hides the fact that I have no witty reply to counter yours with? I'm afraid I've just ran dry.
< Terrible at eating popcorn. It's everywhere!
V Eats popcorn in his sleep. Laughs at my petty attempts.
^Didn't read the reply til I sobered up. I can see right through your lack of wit!
< oh, so that's where the little shells on my back of my throat are coming from!
V Will soon exist.
^ Philosophically impossible.
< Doesn't make much sense.
v Didn't get the point of my message.
^ expired with no forwarding address
< not very creative today
V symbolically compelling
EDIT: typo