Well it's getting to that time of year again, my friend just sent this to santaclaus@hotmail.com as a joke. I found it funny so thought I'd post it here.
Dear Santa
I have been very good all year, as you know, I brushed my teeth twice a day and even cleaned behind my ears (can you see there because you can see everywhere cant you?).
How are the elves and the missus, I am fine.
Anyways down to business...
I want:
A beer fridge
A Pony
Some cherry bombs
My own island
Ice cream
A tank
Pop star malibu Stacey + Stacey's tourbus with matching wallpaper
101 dalmation puppies (or the fur coat)
My daddy to come home for christmas
My mummy to come home for christmas
Anyways I hope you get this man, sincerely yours, your biggest fan, Stan,
he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!
Edit: anyone else sent a stupid letter to santa?
santa doesnt exist!!! DOH! DONT READ!!
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.
Originally posted by jon_hill987
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.
I'd say he's lucky. It's hard to get a name thats not taken.
Originally posted by jon_hill987
he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!
Santa shold get Gmail :xp:
Yes:
Dear Santa,
Get a real job and a hair cut.
Yours faithfully
Matt.
Dear Santa,
Visit Lucasforums or I shall murder you!!!
Yours,
Rahul.
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D
later dude
A."
:p
mtfbwya
Dear santa, this year I would like
A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod
Thanks in advance, Anthony
:p
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like
A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod
Thanks in advance, Anthony
:p
You'd probably get a copy of DooM3.
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like
A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
an Ipod
Thanks in advance, Anthony
:p
Now thats a perfect list. XD Heres my letter.
Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year so I could get lots of gifts from you, so I want :
Geforce 6800 GT OC
3.4 GHz Pentium 4 Processor
512MB RAm
If you don't get me these things, I'll come round to your house, kick your elves and scream like a little girl.
Your greatest fan,
Michael.
Dear santa,
I sure hope you get funny e-mail once in a while.
Alegis
XD
Dear Santa:
HOLA PORFAVOR I AM JUAN VALDEZ I HAVE COME TO SPREAD COFFEE BEANS AND WOE! I REQUEST 3 MILLION POUNDS OF COFFEE BEANS AND WOE BECAUSE I AM RUNNING LOW!
PS:Get gmail you wierdo
Signed, JUAN VALDEZ!
Santa I want a...
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001$ dollar bill and a chicken that plays with pickles
If you don't give it to me ill tell everybody I know your email address!
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D
later dude
A."
:lol:
Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?
Is there an easterbunny@hotmail.com address too? :xp:
Originally posted by Dave Grohl
:lol:
Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?
*phew*
somoene got it :p I was afeared that was an old person joke and it would be just a cpl of us old farts who would know what I was talkin about :p
mtfbwya
Dear Santa
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!
K, to my list:
I wanna be the Emperor of the World. Fix it!
I wanna be a sith, cause jedis sucks.
A lightsaber!
em...stormtroopers
Yours
/weider
So basically Weider, you're asking santa to turn you into this:
http://www.slimeworld.org/huckster/graphics/m82014.jpg) for Christmas?
Eh, each to his own I suppose. :eyeraise:
Yes
Why not?
No..I want more of the hayden look...since I actually look a bit like Hayden
I actually look a bit like HaydenOh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.
Originally posted by Spider AL
Oh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.
:confused:
Girls say I look hot
Hayden looks hot
I am Hayden:rolleyes: