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e-mail to Santa

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 jon_hill987
11-06-2004, 8:45 AM
#1
Well it's getting to that time of year again, my friend just sent this to santaclaus@hotmail.com as a joke. I found it funny so thought I'd post it here.

Dear Santa

I have been very good all year, as you know, I brushed my teeth twice a day and even cleaned behind my ears (can you see there because you can see everywhere cant you?).

How are the elves and the missus, I am fine.

Anyways down to business...

I want:

A beer fridge
A Pony
Some cherry bombs
My own island
Ice cream
A tank
Pop star malibu Stacey + Stacey's tourbus with matching wallpaper
101 dalmation puppies (or the fur coat)
My daddy to come home for christmas
My mummy to come home for christmas

Anyways I hope you get this man, sincerely yours, your biggest fan, Stan,

he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!

Edit: anyone else sent a stupid letter to santa?
 LightNinja
11-06-2004, 8:52 AM
#2
santa doesnt exist!!! DOH! DONT READ!!
 jon_hill987
11-06-2004, 9:18 AM
#3
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.
 IG-64
11-06-2004, 10:18 AM
#4
Originally posted by jon_hill987
Yes I know that, I just think it is funny that some idiot has that email address.

I'd say he's lucky. It's hard to get a name thats not taken.

Originally posted by jon_hill987
he was going to send it to santa@hotmail.com but his inbox is full!

Santa shold get Gmail :xp:
 Darth Rythe
11-07-2004, 4:41 AM
#5
Yes:


Dear Santa,

Get a real job and a hair cut.

Yours faithfully

Matt.
 Sabretooth
11-07-2004, 4:53 AM
#6
Dear Santa,

Visit Lucasforums or I shall murder you!!!

Yours,
Rahul.
 Astrotoy7
11-07-2004, 6:13 AM
#7
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D

later dude
A."

:p

mtfbwya
 Anthony
11-07-2004, 6:40 AM
#8
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p
 GothiX
11-07-2004, 6:54 AM
#9
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
A PS2
a PSP
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p
You'd probably get a copy of DooM3.
 Mex
11-07-2004, 7:07 AM
#10
Originally posted by Anthony
Dear santa, this year I would like

A flamethrower
crate of 50 grenades
A nuclear bomb
several chainguns
Armoured Truck
Tank
an Ipod

Thanks in advance, Anthony


:p

Now thats a perfect list. XD Heres my letter.

Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year so I could get lots of gifts from you, so I want :

Geforce 6800 GT OC
3.4 GHz Pentium 4 Processor
512MB RAm

If you don't get me these things, I'll come round to your house, kick your elves and scream like a little girl.

Your greatest fan,
Michael.
 Alegis
11-07-2004, 9:12 AM
#11
Dear santa,

I sure hope you get funny e-mail once in a while.

Alegis

XD
 BongoBob
11-07-2004, 10:07 AM
#12
Dear Santa:

HOLA PORFAVOR I AM JUAN VALDEZ I HAVE COME TO SPREAD COFFEE BEANS AND WOE! I REQUEST 3 MILLION POUNDS OF COFFEE BEANS AND WOE BECAUSE I AM RUNNING LOW!

PS:Get gmail you wierdo

Signed, JUAN VALDEZ!
 TheOutrider
11-07-2004, 11:03 AM
#13
Santa I want a...

100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001$ dollar bill and a chicken that plays with pickles

If you don't give it to me ill tell everybody I know your email address!
 RoxStar
11-07-2004, 11:12 AM
#14
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
"Dear Santana,
I really liked your album, the one from the 60s with the guitar and stuff, and you were cool at woodstock....I think that was where I was conceived :D

later dude
A."

:lol:

Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?
 Mike Windu
11-07-2004, 12:04 PM
#15
Is there an easterbunny@hotmail.com address too? :xp:
 Astrotoy7
11-07-2004, 1:12 PM
#16
Originally posted by Dave Grohl
:lol:

Is your middle name "Supernatural" Astro?

*phew*

somoene got it :p I was afeared that was an old person joke and it would be just a cpl of us old farts who would know what I was talkin about :p

mtfbwya
 weiderudare
11-07-2004, 2:17 PM
#17
Dear Santa
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP!

K, to my list:
I wanna be the Emperor of the World. Fix it!
I wanna be a sith, cause jedis sucks.
A lightsaber!
em...stormtroopers


Yours

/weider
 Spider AL
11-07-2004, 3:59 PM
#18
So basically Weider, you're asking santa to turn you into this:http://www.slimeworld.org/huckster/graphics/m82014.jpg) for Christmas?

Eh, each to his own I suppose. :eyeraise:
 weiderudare
11-07-2004, 4:00 PM
#19
Yes
Why not?
No..I want more of the hayden look...since I actually look a bit like Hayden
 Spider AL
11-07-2004, 4:01 PM
#20
I actually look a bit like HaydenOh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.
 weiderudare
11-07-2004, 4:04 PM
#21
Originally posted by Spider AL
Oh... I... I'm sorry. :( I had no idea.

:confused:

Girls say I look hot
Hayden looks hot
I am Hayden:rolleyes:
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