This one should help you come back to life ...

Click here -> http://www.jokeaday.com/nfweird148.shtml)



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc (http://www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Howdy.. You look a little lost! How ya been doin, Moff Kint?

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

Well Sweet Sassy Molasse, if it ain't A.C. Ryan Cole in da house !

What's up, Exhalted One ?



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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc (http://www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Well i'm back from the dead!!!
Haven't been here for a while

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Knock, knock knocking on heavens door.
- Guns and Roses
<Corran>

Kint! Car Horn! Wowzers!

Yeah, this site has been kind of slow lately...although there were actually some real Rogue Squadron questions recently. I think this recent wave reflects the 'used game' generation, or those who've bought the game second-hand now that their original owners have traded them for newer games.

But I still play RS, though. I like flying games, and I haven't found one yet with as much stuff to blow up! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

<font size=1>...Just don't have any questions about it, that's all.</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Fragmentary

"Is this my hand?"

--Little Jimmy

What's been goin' on since '99? I need to know what's been happening! Please tell me!!!

In a nutshell : Nothing.

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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc (http://www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

ACK...Phht!!!
ACK...Phht!!!
ACK...Phht!!!
WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT IMLADIL...TRADE ROGUE SQUADRON???? I'd rather trade my Jerry Rice, Cal Ripken Jr. and Chipper Jones ROOKIE CARDS....(well..almost)
You been playin' around with those aerosol cans again? heheheheheh
Welcome back lost space travelers!!

[This message has been edited by Shootist (edited February 03, 2000).]

Welcome back?

So this is Earth? I thought those danged shapeshifters were messing with my head again--!

Does anyone have any spare phaser packs? Mine's drained. Set up a perimeter! Trust no one!

<font size=1>They won't catch us napping this time, sunshine...</font>

Actually, I've gotten two promotions since then!!! I'm now Corporal Cole!!!

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

That's pretty damn good. But, d'you still have those might boots for some mighty arse kicking ?

BOOYAH!!!!! I still got 'em!!!

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

I want some a$s kicking boots.

Kint's guide to fabricating Mighty A$$ Kicking B00ts

1. Locate mighty big pair o' boots
2. Reinforce tips with steel, cement or other incredibly hard compound.
3. Inscribe threatening logos / mottos on boots, such as "Y0ur MaMa StiNks" or "Y0u Smell Like a GunDark"
4. Walk down favorite alley.
5. Locate skater, nerd or other reject of society.
6. Apply pressure to arse using boots.
7. Laugh.
8. IF police=TRUE then RUN();

Voila.


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Moff Kint
Kint@beer.com
Get my PGP key at www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc (http://www3.sympatico.ca/kint/mykey.asc)

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Ahhhhh. The tried and true method...

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

Wow. Have I been gone for a while...Jujayne, You still here? She's the only reason I would come back. That or new codes. yeah.

BURN MUTHER, BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNN!!
(Back in the flamin_tie mood)

Here's a new code for the N64, Flamer...just enter BARKNOODLE, and all the TIE fighters at Thyferra turn into flying monkeys. Don't take them lightly, though, because they chuck killer bananas at your ship. This code works every time.

--Unless you think of a white horse.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif!)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Podracer

"My own sense of optimism just doesn't...aw, **** it."

--Little Jimmy

Now that was just mean.

Brilliant though. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

*Snicker* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

One question... Where the HELL did you come up with "BARKNOODLE"???

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

Don't ask him. Just don't ask...

Unless, of course, you want the answer and aren't afraid of the consequences.

Not that I fit into this category. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine

A barknoodle is a kind of local pasta made by the townsfolk of Bree. Curiously enough, the same plant (lembo-weed) produces the flour used in making the Elven dish lembas.

Lembas:

Being an Elven dish, there are no measurements to this recipe. It's a magic Zen-type 'being one with the food' process. Take some butter and melt it; allow to boil until the fat solids separate out. Into the hot butter, whip lembo-flour until it becomes roux-like in consistency. Once cool, mix in some dragon's egg, then as much brown sugar as you can stand. Add some amaretto liquer, cognac or whatever spirits seem right...and just a dash of vanilla and ginger. Bake the lembas dough in whichever form you wish, in a clay oven; they're done when the edges are golden brown.

Now see what you've done? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Podracer

"My own sense of optimism just doesn't...aw, **** it."

--Little Jimmy

>=) Oh, thanks a lot! ...Like I'm really gonna be able to find ginger!