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 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 10:37 PM
#1
Okay this is a game thread here is how it goes.

I put a poll for who you want to fight (two people from the forums).
next, We all vote for the match we want to see.
third, Whoever wins the voting have to do a battle.

Gladitors notes*

Number of post you have is your life.

You have 4 energy points (every match you win gives a point, and recharges whole bar)

NO DOUBLE POST

Combo (4 basic moves in any order cost all energy)

(combo can involve using a move twice, thriwce, or for times)

Basic moves damages are:
Jab: 10 damage
Kick: 15 damge 1 energy
Strong punch: 20 damage 3 energy
Low Blow: 20 damges + Half damage from attacker bonus (Their attack is half it's damage) Yet uses half your bar no matter how many energy points.

Lead up move uses all energy plus 10 life (lead up moves are when you do 2 basic moves then followed by a special with twice the damage)


Rules for the Gladitors
1. Make up a special move (all specials do 40 damage, uses 2 energy.
2. No flaming! I'll see if desqualfication is needed. Like I'm a Mod..:p
3. When you win this, you will be the forum CHAMPION!
The rest of us can cheer for our favorite fighter after this match later I'll make the Champione fight where people fight in mutiple matches to get a shot at the Champion. I'll explain better if anyone doesn't understand it.
 Domo-Kun
03-07-2004, 10:49 PM
#2
Goooo...ummm.......ahhh....BANANA, no thats not it...


j/k

Goooo Rhett vs obi-wan13!
 Mike Windu
03-07-2004, 10:54 PM
#3
haha obi and rhett most def... they got some grudges from the forum pic collection :tsk:
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 11:00 PM
#4
himm maybe that might be the winning one, I just gotta wait for more...
 jokemaster
03-07-2004, 11:11 PM
#5
Me vs. Jed? OH ****!
*posts like hell*
*votes for Rhett VS. obi.*
 topshot
03-07-2004, 11:33 PM
#6
Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.
 Anthony
03-07-2004, 11:37 PM
#7
I think I can tell whos going to win here...
 jebbers
03-07-2004, 11:37 PM
#8
LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kombat music plays in background and the 'toasty' guy pops out the corner* :fett: :swrd2: :fett:
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 11:44 PM
#9
Originally posted by topshot
Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.
I doubt it but maybe another day.
 ET Warrior
03-07-2004, 11:50 PM
#10
Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from? :confused:
 TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 11:54 PM
#11
hey some of these are random lol:D
I'm aiming for 15 votes for one thing for it to win
 Black Knight of Keno
03-08-2004, 9:09 AM
#12
Let the best janitor win *Votes for Obi VS. Rhett*
 Astrotoy7
03-08-2004, 10:22 AM
#13
hey, I have no beef with the Kainster ! I would have a swipe at that flying fiend Crow tho :p (j/k Crow, you da man !)

MTFBWYA
 Astrotoy7
03-08-2004, 10:28 AM
#14
None of those fights interests me, we all know the fat janitor will get beat up, no matter how much he thinks he is superman....

What about lexxy and STTCT, c'mon who'd like to see a LF CATFIGHT !! Mmmmmrrrreeeeoooowwww ! :p (sorry ladies)

MTFBWYA
 Pie™
03-08-2004, 12:54 PM
#15
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from? :confused: Yay! i get to fight the forum pacifist!!! :D
:p

I say Rhett vs Obi13 :D
 DarkLord60
03-08-2004, 2:02 PM
#16
Rhett vs Obi13
 Alegis
03-08-2004, 2:31 PM
#17
i guess i'm the only one who voted for astrotoy vs kain.. anyways why not a lucasforums battle? That would be much nicer
 Sivy
03-08-2004, 2:40 PM
#18
you know what i think would be better?
if they traded insults for like 10 posts and then we voted to who should win. :p :D
 IG-64
03-08-2004, 3:58 PM
#19
rhett vs. obi

just because everyone else did :p
 TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 5:58 PM
#20
Okay thats it! Rhett and Obi will fight. Now to tell them!
 Mike Windu
03-08-2004, 7:03 PM
#21
I got 1000 gil on obi!

*secretly puts 100 on Rhett*

Hey... i'll win either way :p
 Boba Rhett
03-08-2004, 7:04 PM
#22
*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?
 TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 7:07 PM
#23
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?
read the top Rhett, now for Obi to put the mop away and put on some brace nuckles.
 ET Warrior
03-08-2004, 7:23 PM
#24
Who voted for me....

<_<


>_>



Yay! i get to fight the forum pacifist!!!

My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p
 TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 7:28 PM
#25
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Who voted for me....

<_<


>_>





My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p ROFL
 IG-64
03-08-2004, 7:33 PM
#26
Dath Maximus?

...

oh well, go Rhett!
 Pie™
03-08-2004, 8:11 PM
#27
Originally posted by ET Warrior
My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p Damn >.<

:p

May the best screwball win!
:band:
 TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 9:38 PM
#28
well still waiting for Obi, anyhow

When you post your attack first post what kind of attack you did (If a combo, say what moves are in it or if you did a lead up move say what basic move you did) then after posting your attack, under it write your enemies life after the attack so we can keep track.
 obi
03-09-2004, 12:51 AM
#29
o.O

Oh man, Come on....I'm Clark Kent......


*yawns and Rhett and a few bystanders are blown away*

oops.

:(
 TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 12:57 AM
#30
Okay the two are ready?
 IG-64
03-09-2004, 1:02 AM
#31
Rhett, use your Tic Tac launcher!
 jokemaster
03-09-2004, 1:06 AM
#32
[yoda voice] Fart You must use, Obi Wan or be doomed you will.[/yoda voice]
 obi
03-09-2004, 1:10 AM
#33
I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

...




.......



spammer
 TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 1:10 AM
#34
Tip Obi try moves in a order to even his life to yours.... ;)
 Astrotoy7
03-09-2004, 5:56 AM
#35
Originally posted by ET Warrior
...My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p

well, that's almost oxymoronic , isn't it.....

MTFBWYA
 Jed
03-09-2004, 6:44 PM
#36
Originally posted by obi-wan13
I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

...




.......



spammer

You SHOWEM, obes!
 Boba Rhett
03-09-2004, 8:20 PM
#37
No... not a spammer. I just chose not to desert the forums like some people did.

That's right. I said it.
 TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 8:22 PM
#38
I think obi chickened out :confused:

anyway... Yeah alot of people left the swamps... Traitor
 obi
03-09-2004, 9:16 PM
#39
Rhett, that was cold. DEAD cold. You know I was only gone for months because my computer was retarded......

-_-


:p


And I didn't chicken out persay, but Rhett DOES outnumber me hp wise....it's a loosing battle......
 TiE23
03-09-2004, 9:21 PM
#40
Who is Darth Maximus? And why was I not on the poll? And did I leave the stove on? WHO WIIL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS???!!!

Oh well, those questions will have to wait *Whats that smell?* No matter....
I voted ET Warrior vs. MMMPIE!!! cause ET makes me wanna itch myself and Pie thowing is funny.... and ET eating Pies are even funnier...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg)

TiE
 obi
03-09-2004, 9:30 PM
#41
Dath Maximus, or known to me as simply "The Dath," is one of the old guys.

He's my partner in crime when it comes to putting the Geraldo Riviera mask on people and beating them senseless.
 TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 10:13 PM
#42
Okay enough talk!
Okay since Obi got 1 third of Rhetts life, he'll go first.

Obi-Wan choose your first attack wisely.

LET THE MORTAL POST TOURNAMENT BEGIN!
 jokemaster
03-09-2004, 10:54 PM
#43
[Sports announcer voice] Ladies, gentlemen, and elves, this is indeed an extraordinary event. The first, eeermmm, what is it? annual? whatever, MORTAL POSTERS TOURNAMENT. Back to you hobby.[/voice]
 ET Warrior
03-09-2004, 11:02 PM
#44
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
well, that's almost oxymoronic , isn't it.....

Who you calling a moron.....cwapface!!!














I agree that an insult match would be more better than these shinanegans...shinanagans...shuhnanuhgans.................tom foolery
 Jared
03-09-2004, 11:14 PM
#45
if you don't mind me asking.....what the bloody hell is the point of this thread??
 TheHobGoblin
03-10-2004, 12:31 AM
#46
It's ment to be a match, Obi, You have the first blow!
 Astrotoy7
03-10-2004, 6:35 PM
#47
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Who you calling a moron.....cwapface!!!

I agree that an insult match would be more better than these shinanegans...shinanagans...shuhnanuhgans.................tom foolery

hey, what happenned to the spelling bee in your bonnet :p

..and Im far too mature for insult matches, you ugly man ! :p


**back to topic**
this fight is becoming ever anticlimactic, we know that obi will have a myocardial infarction after about 32 secs....

MTFBWYA
 ET Warrior
03-10-2004, 6:53 PM
#48
Hey, that word that means the same as Tom Foolery is a tricky one

:p
 obi
03-10-2004, 8:30 PM
#49
Um, ok then....

*takes a step forward and uh...punches*
 ET Warrior
03-10-2004, 8:44 PM
#50
No man. Punch him hard. HARD!!


Or you could do a Bertuzzi....*Sucker punch and slam head into ground*
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