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Lowered Expectations

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 STTCT
03-05-2004, 5:20 AM
#1
 Crow_Nest
03-05-2004, 5:40 AM
#2
Mehs, they all look ugly :rolleyes:
 Seph
03-05-2004, 6:29 AM
#3
they look better when you're sleepy.... but ahhh since i have to pick one it's the first girl
 txa1265
03-05-2004, 7:22 AM
#4
Hmmm ...

The last time I had to ask a girl on a date, George Bush was president and there was war in Afghanistan ... with the Soviets! I asked her, but she had tickets to Shakespeare in the park - we met in the airport (I was on a business trip) and it was a very wholesome time.

The last time a girl asked me on a date, it was the same week, same trip, and she looked like girl #2 and ... it was quite an ego boosting experience.

Soon after my best friend became my girlfriend became my fiance became my wife, and 11.5 years later ...

... I would never ask a girl out based on looks alone. Seriously, I'm just not that kind of person.

Mike
 leXX
03-05-2004, 7:37 AM
#5
I so wan't Johnny Depp, and you can throw in Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom for good measure.
 Jedi Luke
03-05-2004, 7:47 AM
#6
They're not too bad, but I've already set my sights on another hot girl! ;)
 txa1265
03-05-2004, 9:18 AM
#7
Originally posted by leXX
I so wan't Johnny Depp, and you can throw in Brad Pitt and Orlando Bloom for good measure. My wife loves Orlando Bloom - when we went to seee Pirates she whispered 'there's my little blond elf!' :)

Mike
 leXX
03-05-2004, 10:17 AM
#8
Tell your wife she can't have him, he's all mine! ;)

I saw ROTK yesterday (about bloody time), and when Logolas took out that Mumakil all by himself, I almost wet myself! :eek:
 El Sitherino
03-05-2004, 11:17 AM
#9
Originally posted by leXX
Tell your wife she can't have him, he's all mine! ;)

I saw ROTK yesterday (about bloody time), and when Logolas took out that Mumakil all by himself, I almost wet myself! :eek: why do i find that... nvm.
<_< the chick with the big nose in MBFGW wasn't bad, just a big ass nose. But uhh... I'll take Johnny Depp. >_> what? he's.... very nice looking :( wish I could look that good when I turn forty.
 STTCT
03-05-2004, 11:20 AM
#10
There's nothing wrong with that. He's gorgeous, even if I was a straight homophobic man I'd still want him.
 BawBag™
03-05-2004, 11:20 AM
#11
Me = Drunk = All of them!

Me = Sober = eh........ yeah what the hell. I'm not that picky. :D
 STTCT
03-05-2004, 11:21 AM
#12
see that's what that ad is hoping for....desperate males.... :rolleyes:
 Phizzle
03-05-2004, 11:25 AM
#13
Originally posted by STTCT
see that's what that ad is hoping for....desperate males.... :rolleyes:

I'm sure you're much better ;)
 Mex
03-05-2004, 11:27 AM
#14
I want that white background. It turns me on.
 El Sitherino
03-05-2004, 11:29 AM
#15
Originally posted by STTCT
There's nothing wrong with that. He's gorgeous, even if I was a straight homophobic man I'd still want him. indeed ^_^ he's delicious.
 BawBag™
03-05-2004, 11:43 AM
#16
Originally posted by STTCT
see that's what that ad is hoping for....desperate males.... :rolleyes:
Hmmm, errr... yeah........... desperate..... O_o
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-05-2004, 11:58 AM
#17
Hmmm, chicks who avoid sunlight are cool... Always had a thing for Goths :naughty:

That said, number 3 does look a little pasty. And she's grinning like a bunny-boiler, too.
Hell, I may as well pick her - I seem to attract them anyways.

:p B.

EDIT: Oh, and you do realise don'tcha, that putting mingers in the advert is going to attract clicks like a "download virus here" button? :xp:
 ET Warrior
03-05-2004, 12:59 PM
#18
Go number 4!!! WOOOOO
 Astrotoy7
03-05-2004, 1:04 PM
#19
I dont like none of them I tellz ya ! All waaay too skinny ! :p

us southern europeans like our women *shapely*
(nb. yes, astro lives in Ozstralia, but is of southern european heritage...)

plus a she gotta back some back ! *remembering sir-mix-alot song*


MTFBWYA
 Master_Keralys
03-05-2004, 1:18 PM
#20
All ugly. Trust me, some of the girls I know at school make those ones look like rats. I too like curves: slender, but with curves. Astro, I will say you have odd songs stuck in your head...

Screw Orlando Bloom! He's an idiot! He can't act! -realizes that that was probably the wrong way to put that with as many psycho girls in the room as there are...
 •-BLaCKouT-•
03-05-2004, 1:28 PM
#21
^^ :rolleyes: ...touchy.

>> ;) B.
 Pie™
03-05-2004, 1:46 PM
#22
I say go number 3!!! :D

Sunlight = no, no!!! :p
 DarkLord60
03-05-2004, 2:31 PM
#23
Do I have to choose? ahhhhhhh
 ExcelsioN
03-05-2004, 5:28 PM
#24
They all look hot! ....except #2. I'd have to go with 3 or 4.

The ways of describing them in the poll is rather...strange. But funny. Very funny.
 IG-64
03-05-2004, 6:44 PM
#25
the second one has a painted on necklace, and maybe eyes...
 Rogue Nine
03-05-2004, 6:49 PM
#26
Dude, I want Johnny Depp. :o
 Joetheeskimo
03-05-2004, 10:57 PM
#27
#4. The rest are creepy.
 Mike Windu
03-08-2004, 12:11 AM
#28
Johnny Depp and Orlando are mine because the girls up there are ugly... and I just think Orlando is cool :p
 Rogue15
03-08-2004, 1:26 AM
#29
3
 Taos
03-08-2004, 1:33 AM
#30
I used to date a blonde chick with her hair plastered - it was fun while it lasted, so why not do it again? :D
 Mike Windu
03-08-2004, 7:06 PM
#31
ewwww.... I bet that girls got STD's :p... *points to genital herpes ad*
 access_flux
03-09-2004, 7:29 AM
#32
hahahaha the blonde :)


i'm not picky when it comes to women. its the personality that matters, and my ex's 14dd that was a real bonus. but she dumped me :( ah well. i'm free again! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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