My girlfreind sent me this e-mail. It's good for a quick laugh.
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day! And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the
instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put
it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-
workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - my son-in-
law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day!
Zippy Bubblelips :p I remembered that... :D
I'm not saying mine. No farkin' way! :p
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(
Originally posted by wassup
I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(
Hmm.. just use the second one, can't hurt
Boobie Girdlemouth :lol:
TiE
cheeseball chickenpants.... >_> *nibbles on self*
Crusty applesniffer
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
HEy She took this out from 1 of the Captain Underpants book series:
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants!
written by Dav pilkey i believe since that book also contain it.
I'm not gonna say what mine comes out as....but if you want the letters are 1)m 2)a 3)s . :rolleyes:
Loopy Cootiebrain :indif:
Poopsie Bubblebrain. :confused:
........... Zippy Applepants. Lol.
Poopsie Bubblelips.
:eek:
Loopie Cootieshorts
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?!
Loopy Girdlehiney
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY NAME
Loopy Burgerbun
Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. :D
Originally posted by |GG|Carl
Loopy Burgerbun
Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. :D
I am an American and I've never heard of anything like that.
Originally posted by wassup
I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(
Now i'm curious.
:p
Zippy Apple-Tush :rock:
B.
< 900 posts!! w00t! >
Oprah Cootietush.
Classy,.. no?
Coincidently, this is also my porn-star name! :p
:joy:
Well, this is mine.
Pinky Apple-fanny
Hmmm...quite. :rolleyes:
Poopsie Applesniffer.
...*rolls around in thunderous laughter*
Wait,
Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
Crusty applesniffer
You have a similar last name :|
mine is Zippy Gizzard-Tush :swear: WTF does this mean?????
Hey, DarkLord60, what's your first name? We got the same new first name - snotty. Joy :p
I got Snotty Bubblebuns. Hehe
tootie cootienose.
AWESOME!
Boobie Gigglehiney...........charming. Just charming.
:mad: :confused: :) :D
Hey Groovy! Are you refering to E-mail when you speak of forwarding?
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
Hey, DarkLord60, what's your first name? We got the same new first name - snotty. Joy :p
I got Snotty Bubblebuns. Hehe
Joshua
These are completely random...and strange.
*record scratches*
Buttercup Waffletushie
Huzzah!:D
Squeezit Bubblemouth
I didn't know I had it in me.:p
hehe, reflects your personality killa... Snooty and your brain is made of apples...:p
*runs down the street*
Zippy Applemouth...
If anyone has a clue, please tell me what the hell that's supposed to mean..
it means we stuff your mouth with apples and zip it up... then we throw you into onto a Hawaiian platter
Originally posted by Acrylic
Flunky Bubblehiney
I'm Flunky too. Whats your first name?
any one with zippy as there new first names is your name
santiago?
zippy cootiebrain
Originally posted by rick ulo 11103
any one with zippy as there new first names is your name
santiago?
zippy cootiebrain
How about Jon? That'll work too.
Cheeseball BubbleSniffer :D