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Slow News Day

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 Boba Rhett
02-10-2004, 5:49 AM
#1
Balancing 11 utensils on his face, fifth-grader Tim Johnston appears to have Oregon boy's world record beaten by Two


http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/02/07/ba_spoons0087.jpg)



Link (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/07/BAG5U4R7EE1.DTL) to story.


And let me save some of you the trouble by going ahead and posting this:

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg)
There is no spoon.
 Jared
02-10-2004, 5:54 AM
#2
*stares*



spoon.


shiiiny.
 Datheus
02-10-2004, 5:54 AM
#3
Are those spoons red-hot? They don't look very red to me. If they were red-hot, I might be impressed.

Maybe if they were leaking acid. I don't know.

That was actually in the news? I guess it beats reading about Janet's tittah.
 BCanr2d2
02-10-2004, 5:54 AM
#4
Does it say anything about the super conductor he is standing???!!!

Where's Agen???? He'll love it!!
 Crow_Nest
02-10-2004, 6:20 AM
#5
How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?
 Jedi_Vogel
02-10-2004, 6:26 AM
#6
"When he's got the spoons on his face he can't talk,'' she said. "He can do the spoons whenever he wants.''

What a lovely sister he has lol
 Darth Rythe
02-10-2004, 7:10 AM
#7
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg)

There is no spoon, there is only a soup spoon!

It's called glue:D
 STTCT
02-10-2004, 7:15 AM
#8
I was going to ask if he used something to stick them there...I don't buy it.
 Sivy
02-10-2004, 7:19 AM
#9
:indif:

...

*reads again*


:indif:


i'm disappointed Rhett :disaprove, a world of wacky news out there, like 'man marries hamster', "my uncle is now my step-sister" and you bring us this....

shame on you




:D :D :D
 Boba Rhett
02-10-2004, 7:23 AM
#10
Whatta ya want? I ran out of uncles and I killed the last hamster. :( At least... he should be dead by now. Hmmm...
 Darth Rythe
02-10-2004, 7:40 AM
#11
I told you to put the hamster in the water!
Not in a boat in the water!
 leXX
02-10-2004, 7:54 AM
#12
Ah, so they have found the real spoon boy. Maybe he will have a role in Matrix Reincarnated.
 ET Warrior
02-10-2004, 3:07 PM
#13
That kid has no friends.
 ExcelsioN
02-10-2004, 3:39 PM
#14
Bah! They've been glued there.
 Mex
02-10-2004, 4:16 PM
#15
That little kids cheating, he's looking up to keep them on his head. :|
 StarWarsPhreak
02-10-2004, 5:12 PM
#16
I wanna see him do that with knives, sharp knives.

Perhaps he'll accidently stab himself <.<
 BongoBob
02-10-2004, 7:33 PM
#17
:rofl:

What a friggin dork!

:lol:
 DarkLord60
02-10-2004, 7:39 PM
#18
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?

Its called super glue hehe
 TheHobGoblin
02-10-2004, 10:35 PM
#19
I wish I could ben spoons, then I could ben Spidey!!!!
 wassup
02-10-2004, 11:33 PM
#20
There are no spoons. What you see is merely an illusion...
 Jedi_Vogel
02-11-2004, 7:04 AM
#21
There are no spoons...



.... or is there in fact no boy?


Hmmmmmmm.
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