I have seen the tunnel so many that have gone before me have described, I have seen a light and a barber's chair at the end of this tunnel;I am filled with hope and jubillence (or however its spelled). I head towards the chair and am transformed... -into a horizontal portal ring argh. I take a couple seconds to look around before I hear its not your time and get the illegal operation bum rush outta the glourious easter egg. Help me, keeper's of that pearly gate, wearers of white lab coats (couldn't help myself) argh,

I noticed that with the makemeapirate code similar things can happen depending on how far you are in a lvl what you've picked up am I missing something?