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 SyntheticGerbil
07-02-2003, 11:30 PM
#1
Comments from Doug -

"I went to a Dairy Queen and considered ordering buffalo wings. I asked the lady at the counter if their version of buffalo wings were any good. She answered, 'I don't know, I'm a vegetarian.'


I asked, ‘Are you a vegetarian for health reasons or moral reasons?’


‘Moral. I don’t eat anything with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs.’


Then I came back with my usual question I ask of moral vegetarians; ‘Are you also “Pro-Choice” and “Anti-Death Penalty”?'


‘Of course.’, She said.


Realize I’ve had this conversation with just about every vegetarian I've met. Nine out of ten times the conversation goes as above. Then I further the conversation with this challenge, ‘Why do you afford more rights and respect to a chicken with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs than to an unborn human with a nervous system, vertebrae and two legs?’


Then they always pull out their trump card, ‘Because it’s wrong to make a victim of rape or incest bring her fetus to full term.’


For the sake of argument, I’ll give them that one. ‘But what about the other ninety-eight percent of the abortions that are for reasons other than rape or incest? Will you give those unborn, uh… fetus… the same respect as you do a chicken?’


She answered, ‘Here’s your buffalo wings’.


I went back to my table and ate the buffalo wings. Then I cried for the 5,000 people who TODAY will be dismembered with a pair of tongs and a hose because they have no more rights than the piece of chicken I’m eating. At least there’s hope in sight- Somewhere, someone is lobbying to save that chicken...and that's why I'm a Republican."

Doug TenNapel

www.tennapel.com)




Talk amongst yourselves. Say things. Be witty. Your parents love you.
 Jester
07-03-2003, 12:21 AM
#2
It's a trap.




Don't do it Sean.
 Setion
07-06-2003, 6:41 AM
#3
What the @#$% is this, Ricky Lake?

On a side note, anyone in the DFW area (1607 W. Alemida Drive, by the big D Square specifically), come visit Setion's Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria!

"Your loss is our sauce."
 Lagomorph
07-08-2003, 2:38 PM
#4
That had a bit of a morbid twist... it kinda made me feel all fuzzy inside... :D
 Alia
07-08-2003, 2:58 PM
#5
Originally posted by Lagomorph
That had a bit of a morbid twist... it kinda made me feel all fuzzy inside... :D

I hope now you've learned to stop eating bunnies with the skin on.

Anyway, I have a bad tendency to laugh at people who contradict themselves like that, even when it's a crying shame. I live with omniverous monsters, by the way.
 Setion
07-08-2003, 8:23 PM
#6
AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha.

Wait... what?
 SyntheticGerbil
07-08-2003, 10:36 PM
#7
Your name has one of those bold fire effects to it, so therefore I have instantly decided not to like you.
 Lagomorph
07-08-2003, 10:50 PM
#8
An enemy earned is a... friend lost? .............................. that kinda sucks.... Who thinks this crap up?
 Jester
07-08-2003, 10:58 PM
#9
Your mom.

Apparently.
 Lagomorph
07-08-2003, 11:03 PM
#10
Good ol' mom.... :D Always there to make you feel like crap. :p
 Setion
07-09-2003, 12:18 AM
#11
AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha.

Wait... what?
 Setion
07-09-2003, 5:53 AM
#12
I like how Captain Andy popped up out of nowhere and scared me with his webpage.
 Alia
07-09-2003, 12:43 PM
#13
Scared you, did I? I don't pop up out of nowhere. It's just an illusion. And I have to came in SOMEwhere. It just wouldn't be right to start on of those "hi i'm new" threads, would it?
 Setion
07-10-2003, 4:38 AM
#14
AHAHaha hAHahahaha Bwahhahahaahah hahahahaha.


Wait... what?
 The Dogfuchow
07-13-2003, 8:13 PM
#15
I love TenNapel...
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