Nairb casually walks to the center of the room with a picnic basket in his right arm. He lays out a red and white checkered blanket on the ground and sets out the required "picnic" settings. He sits on the floor and proceeds to pull out his food. Nairb proceeds to eat a rather large sandwich and a side of onion rings.
Curious, Topshot cautiously walks up to Mister Notneb and inquires about the type of sandwich. At that moment, Mister Notneb immediately finishes his meal, stands to his feet and grins his sinister grin once again. He inhales deeply and releases a deep belch filled with reverberations! Furniture is knocked over, plaster from the walls crumbles off, light fixtures fall! Worst of wall the sandwich was tuna fish! The horrid smell begins wafting its way throughout the bar, chocking and gagging all of the patrons, dropping them all to their knees in pain and suffering torture incapacitating everyone for two posts.
Primal walks in and see's all the havoc and walks out to get his ship to atempt blow the freakin place up.He is out for 3 post.
PS.He will not blow it up.
luckily curt had a napkin drapped over his face when he fell from the telekinetic choke, so he is not affected by the tuna fish sandwhich, but he feels rumbling in his bum, so he runs over to narib and farts in his face, narib goes flying back and hits the wall, the wall-hitting and the fart combined for a total 3 posts.
DarthBuzzards ears are in pain after the massive belch. Insanely Po'd, he picks up one of the chandeliers that fell from the celing during the belch, and swinging it by the chain, he crashs in on Nairb's head. Glass shatters, blood flies, brains ooze out, and Nairb is out for 2 posts, in addition to Kurts fart-propulsion attack.
"haha thanks dude, now you die!" curt grabbed 2 chairs and started weilding them like swords, then he rushed with them in hand at darthbuzzard and whacks him in the head from both sides and knocks him out for 2 posts.
TheRealJedidude walked in and the first thing he saw was a broken bottle. He threw it at Curt-Man and made him bleed bad knocking him out for 1 post.
Sabretooth wastes all his energy in getting this thread back at top.
Sabre is watching TV instead for 1 turn.
Shade yawns and falls asleep in a couch for 1 post
"Hey thats my TV!"
JediMasterDude picks up the T.V. and throws it at Sabretooth's face knocking him out for 2 posts
*Walks in and backhanded pimp slaps jedi master dude who is knocked out for 1 post*
*sits down and has a drink*
Doomie enters the bar and pulls away Bongobob's chair, who falls down and accidentally swallows the bottle whole. He needs to go to the doctor and have it removed for 2 posts.
My work here is done.
Mike the lawyer of Bongobob enters the bar and beats Doomie with a lawsuit for reckless endangerment. Doomie loses 1000 posts.
>.>
<.<
JediMasterDude stands up and shouts "LAWYER" and throws a anvil at Mike Windu, Mike Windu is knocked out for 3 posts
Topshot speaks unintelligibly to JediMasterDude, leaving him in a state of confusion.
JediMasterDude is mildly befuddled for 2 posts.
*slaps duct tape on topshot to shut him up for 1 post*
After being distracted by the release of the beloved Episode Three Trailer, Mister Notneb wipes the drool from his chin and walks back into the bar swinging, knocking Topshot on his backside for town posts.
*Taps Bongobob on the shoulder*
Boo! :D
BongoBob is out for two posts recovering from a heart attack. :xp:
*Shows Nairb the door..........AGAIN!*
Nairb's living on the streets for 2 posts.
*Hacks into topshot's account and changes his avatar.*
Topshot is out for 1 post crying :p
Sabre unleashes a swarm of Rabid Raccoon in the Cantina!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
joetheeskimo5 is busy stroking and mentioning how cute the raccoons are for 2 posts.
Nairb, following the lead of Sabertooth, opens up his duffle bag and lets loose his killer squirrel which latches on to Sabertooths face causing him to fall to the ground for two posts.
scratches himself
*nairb is out for 2 posts while he watches shade scratche himself*
*Calls Pest Control.*
Sabre's raccoons are captured for 2 posts.
JediMasterDude kicks TopShot in the apples for 1 post.
DarthBuzzard grabs his Mobile Porn Device from his pocket, and displays it to the bar. Shade catches sight of it, and is out for 2 posts drooling.
*Rips out JediMasterDude's tonsils and places them in a jar for the whole world to see.*
JediMasterDude is coughing up blood for 2 posts.
((A little bit graphic........))
Sabre destroys the world!!!!!!!!!
and nothing happens....
Sabre fires a rocket at topshot. Topshot is figuring where the rocket will land for 1 post and laughing for no apparent reason for 1 post, making 2 posts.
Joe catches the rocket and grins.
I'm out for 2 posts with my arm and probably a few ribs disinegrated.
The ashes of my body fly through the air as Sabre is laughing at my stupidity, and they get caught in his throat.
Sabre is out for 1 choking on ashes.
JediMasterDude is angry and looks down at a small monkey, runs to the market, buys peanut monkey grow, waits in line, and waits, and waits, waits some more, heads over to the bar again, feeds the monkey the peanut and tells the now large monkey to attack everything in sight.
JediMasterDude is out for 1 post panting while the monkey slahes DarthBuzzard with his claws.
DarthBuzzard is out for 2 posts.
Nairb calls pest control and they arrest Jedi Master Dude for his illegal Monkey for two posts.
((Dude, haven't seen this thread for months! ))
WJ, in a fit of extreme rage, lifts pest control truck and throws it at Nairb. Nairb is pinned to a wall and squashed... out for 2 posts, just trying to figure out what hit him.
WJ then hears the music associated with weddings.
"A wedding?" he exclaims. "I love weddings! Drink's all around!"
(Just had to borrow the line from Pirates of the Caribbean:D ))
He walks toward the door, but slips on the newly waxed floor (don't ask me why it was just waxed:p ) and hits his head on the floor.
"Ok," he says, rolling over. "That wasn't good."
WJ is stunned, but not out for 1 post.
((In other words, unless somebody comes and does it for him, the next time I post, he's out for 2 posts:eek: :p ))
((i'll do it))
Jaden walks in and says,"sweet" and pulls out a guitar from somewhere :eyeraise: and says "I GO EL KABONG ON YOU!!"and Smashes wildjedi,so he goes to eckroth(sp?)and buys an electric guitar for next time,which takes him 1 post.
JediMasterDude angrily picks up a broken bottle and slashes it at DarthTDe and then laughs his butt off for seeing the monkeys do dancing.
JediMasterDude is out for 1 post laughing while DarthTDe is out for 2 posts bleeding.
DarthBuzzard gets back up, angrily scratching his balls. He looks for anything to attack with...Aha! There is a speeder bike outside the door. DarthBuzzard jumps on the speeder and flies in, trying to run over something. He hits WildJedi, crushing him for 2 posts, and then DarthBuzzard runs into the wall. The explosion knocks out WildJedi for one more post, and incapacitates DarthBuzzard fior two.
JediMasterDude picks up a cup of coffee, with lots and lots of sugar and caffine. He then punches Topshot in the nuts knocking Topshot out for 2 posts and having JediMasterDude laughing and shaking for 1 post.
Sabre throws in a disco ball and everyone start dancing. But unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzennegar becomes a mechanic and the whole world turns upside down and the ball falls on JediMasterDude, knocking him out for 3 posts.
Jaden gets up and says"you suck!"and shoots Sabre with a Stouker and he tries to put himself together for 3 posts.
Nairb comes rolling back into the bar on roller blades with a bag full of tennis balls. He begins pelting everybody with them knocking out DarthTDe for two posts because he caught one in the eye!
TheOutrider (got a new name and new life) resurrects this thread and lays on a couch for 1 post, panting, and silently farts on SabreTooth knocking his nostrils out for 1 post.
curtman sees theoutrider sitting on a couch farting on someone, curtman grabbes a tennis ball that was on the ground and whipps it at theoutrider knocking him out for 1 more post.
*Throughs darts at random people, just for the heck of it. However, most of them miss their targets and end up stuck in Curt-Man's neck.*
Curt-Man's out for 3 posts, and I'm picking up darts for 2.
I shoot DarthBuzzard with a glowberyunabeyra, DarthBuzzard is out for 1 post from being blasted and is confused for another 1 post making 2.
Nairb comes in with the rest of his tuna sandwich that he ate about a month or so ago and the moldy smell evokes an allergic reaction from TopShot causing him to convulse for 1 post.
Shade hits himself in the head, laughs hysterically at it, and is out for 1 post laughing his behind off
Changes Nairb Notneb name to Narib Nutmeg, Narib Nutmeg is trying to get his name back for 2 posts
curtman takes otu 10 throwing knives and whipps them all at theoutrider, 2 hit him because of the crappyness of curtman skill, theoutrider is out for 2 posts.
((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die))
TheOutrider hits topshot but misses and falls into another demension for 1 post.
Originally posted by TheOutrider
((sorry for breaking teh rules but I couldn't see such a good thread die))
TheOutrider hits topshot but misses and falls into another demension for 1 post.
I almost broke the rules yesterday.
Anyway.
Nairb Nutmeg reaches into his bag of spices and grabs his salt shaker and throws it at "TheOutrider" and melts the snail for two posts!!
Nutmeg wins!!
Guybroom walks into the bar and sees all the fighting. After reading half the first page and the last page, guybroom looks around confused at everything that's going on.
Guybroom is out for 1 post as he's uterly confused.
*Sends Nutmeg a "Halo Warthog kamikaze" new year's gift.*
Narib's out for 1 post.