Sorry i cant put a poll up. its just there are too many great scenes and i dont have the movie on hand for reference. anyways my favorite would have to be the scene where dark helmet and lone star duel.
"lone star I am you father's brother's sister's aunt's mother's former roommate!"
"what does that make us?"
"not related."
sorry if this is in the wrong section
fixed. it's not classic star wars trilogy so it belongs in cantina.
i liked the part after dark helmet fried the guys crotch, and all the guards puts their hands over their privates. ehehehe
I like when Darth Helmet is playing with the dolls. :p
I agree with SE_Vader_536, it's got to be the scene where Helmet battle's Lonestar
That's not what Dark Helmet says. :D
"Absolutely nothing."
has to be the alien spoof at the end
"hello my baby, hello my honey"
tis funny ya
I'll just put some of my favorite quotes or saying in. Sorry if they aren't completely correct. ;)
"They've gone.....plaid!"
"I see your scwhartz is as big as mine."
"We've been....jammed. Ooh, raspberry." (couldn't remember what flavor it was. :p )
Ahhh, spaceballs. What a great spoof. It almost ranks up there with Tremors as the dumbest movies that you completely love. :D
I absolutely love spaceballs. I used to crack up everytime I saw Matt-Windu's old avatar! :D
My favorite line in the movie is "what's the matter Col Sanders...chicken?"
I also like "it's mega-maid, she's gone from suck to blow!" :D
My favorite parts are when Dark Helmet is using the equipment around the bridge of Mega Maid.
"What's all this bubbling and churning?"
"That's the Mr. Coffie"
"Of course, everyone knows I always have coffie when I look at the radar."
Then he burns his mouth and spits it into his helmet.
"HOT...TOO HOT!!!"
And when they pull out the finished VCR tape of the movie they're still making to see where Lonestar went.
"What's the matter Col Sanders... Chicken?"
"Sir, shouldn't you buckle up?"
"Eh, buckle this... ludicrous speed GO!"
There are a lot of good parts in it, just those little 10 second ones will make you laff
like close to the end when those to apes are riding by on horses.
"oh ****, there goes the planet."
or when they're combing the desert.
"Sir, do you think we're taking this a little too litteraly?"
my favorite quote has to be:
What the hell am i looking at. When does this happen in the movie?
Now sir. Everything that is happening now, is happening Now.
Go back to then.
when?
Now!
We cant.
Why?
we just missed it
When?
Just Now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
How soon?
Yeah, That was pretty funny.
"So Yogurt, what do ya do down here by yourself?"
"Merchindising!"
here is one of the many funny quates from the movie, when King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is tells him the combination to the "air shield"
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!
Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose not up it!
Gunner: Sorry sir Im doing my best.
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Officer: I did sir. Hes my cousin.
Helmet: Who is he?
Sanders: Hes an ass hole sir.
Helmet: I know that, whats his name?
Sanders: That is his name sir, Ass hole, Major Ass hole.
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sanders: Hes and Ass hole too sir, Gunnersmaid First Class Philip Ass hole.
Helmet: How many Ass holes we got on this ship anyhow?!
Everyone: YO!
Helmet: I knew it Im surrounded by Ass holes! Keep firing Ass holes!
:rofl:
the funniest part was the john hurt cameo in the caffeteria, and his oh no not again. then the alien comes out and does the warner brothers frog, hello my baby song, complete with hat and cane, Mel Brooks should have won an oscar for that alone.
I can sence them. they are over..... There.
Look sir ... its a insignia (sp?) Its a 'Y'
Yoghurt..... I HATE YOGHURT!
Even with strawberries!
Originally posted by Leemu Taos
I absolutely love spaceballs. I used to crack up everytime I saw Matt-Windu's old avatar! :D
Yeah, I loved that avatar! :( :D
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
the funniest part was the john hurt cameo in the caffeteria, and his oh no not again. then the alien comes out and does the warner brothers frog, hello my baby song, complete with hat and cane, Mel Brooks should have won an oscar for that alone.
Yep, that is one of my favourite parts too. Absolutely hillarious! :D
Whoa , I have too many favorite quotes from "Spaceballs" ..
Here a little selection :
[nurse exits]
Darth Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
...
[As they are trekking through the desert]
Lone Starr: Water... water...
Barf: Water... water...
Dot Matrix: Oil... oil...
Princess Vespa: Room service... room service...
...
Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
...
Lone Starr: So, Lord Helmet, at last we meet again for the first time for the last time.
...
Darth Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
lol ^^
my favorite is when their "combing the desert", and the people with the small comb turn and say: " we ain't found s****!", cracks me up every time.:)
i also like darth helmet's: " smoke em if you got em". that hole scene was great!
My favorite part is the scene with Darth Helmet Battling Lone Star, where Darth Helmet hits the cameraman and points at Lone Star. "HE DID IT!"
The, "We aint found ****" scene and most of the conversations on the ship bridge.
yogurt: thats nothing i got that in a cracker jak box.
or
"space balls the doll...'may the swharts be with ya'."
"space balls the flame thrower, the kids love this."
Originally posted by JediNyt
Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose not up it!
Gunner: Sorry sir Im doing my best.
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Officer: I did sir. Hes my cousin.
Helmet: Who is he?
Sanders: Hes an ass hole sir.
Helmet: I know that, whats his name?
Sanders: That is his name sir, Ass hole, Major Ass hole.
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sanders: Hes and Ass hole too sir, Gunnersmaid First Class Philip Ass hole.
Helmet: How many Ass holes we got on this ship anyhow?!
Everyone: YO!
Helmet: I knew it Im surrounded by Ass holes! Keep firing Ass holes!
:rofl:
Yeh, I love that scene :lol:
Originally posted by JediNyt
Helmet: Careful you idiot I said across her nose not up it!
Gunner: Sorry sir Im doing my best.
Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Officer: I did sir. Hes my cousin.
Helmet: Who is he?
Sanders: Hes an ass hole sir.
Helmet: I know that, whats his name?
Sanders: That is his name sir, Ass hole, Major Ass hole.
Helmet: And his cousin?
Sanders: Hes and Ass hole too sir, Gunnersmaid First Class Philip Ass hole.
Helmet: How many Ass holes we got on this ship anyhow?!
Everyone: YO!
Helmet: I knew it Im surrounded by Ass holes! Keep firing Ass holes!
:rofl:
easily one of the funniest scenes in the whole movie
I also thought the alien/WB frog was quite amusing
What the hell am i looking at. When does this happen in the movie?
Now sir. Everything that is happening now, is happening Now.
Go back to then.
when?
Now!
We cant.
Why?
we just missed it
When?
Just Now.
When will then be now?
Soon.
How soon?
Lol I agree with Wraith, that was by far my favourite scene.
"Oh, princess, princess... you thought that you could outwit the Imperious forces of the--WHAT?! You idiots! These are not them! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!"
But the @$$holes scene is my favorite. Got a wav of it around here somewhere :rofl:
Helmet - "Wait...I'll handle this personally..."
Guard - "Jawohl Lord Helmet."