Here you can post any quotes that you made up or have been said before,but make sure they are twisted...
- Make a man a fire,keep him warm for a day. Put a man on fire,keep him warm for the rest of his life...
- Please contact the surgeon general,the army, and the president before giving Kal-El viagra...
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- I see Paris,I see france, I have obi's underpants.
-Lexx has beauty, paw, and no bra!
- Me so horney
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yup................:eyeraise: :eyeraise: :snear: :snear: :roleyess: :thumbsup: nice thread :thumbsup:
but i cant think of anything
hamsters with forks shouldn't be trusted
the grass maybe greener on the other side, but so are the cows
it's better to be happy than sad
oh wait "me so.........." no wait you have that one done....... ummmmmm I SERIOUSLY CANT THINK OF ANYTHING!!!
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maybe thats why i cant think.........
my heart is a broken mirror:D
life is a cookie
amazing things never happen to fantastic people but fantastic things always happen to amazing people
tomorrow is another day
only by being insane will you know what being sane is like
Killing a dog is like killing your best friend
If there is always a bigger fish......then.......WTF!!!
there goes the monkey from his sleeve
The one who digs a hole for some one else will fall in it him/her self.
To find the dog in the kettle.
high trees catch alot of wind.
A good neighbour is better then a far away friend.
"do or do not there is no tie......TRY, TRY, I MENT TO SAY TRY!"
With mongoose feed in packs, you know there’s a storm coming
air is like glass, you can see through it, but don't try to breathe it
keep an eye in the sail.
when the horses starting to sneeze,
The bees will milk the trees.
pick a colour and stick with it
i am the walrus
jumping up and down on a computer might damage it
Don't sit on a nail.
If you see a butterfly, Eat the little basterd
uh..... right......
Somebody shot my pony! :confused:
Originally posted by mima kake
If you see a butterfly, Eat the little basterd
lol,
if you see birds flying backwards, be warned, you may be travelling backwards as well.
try jumping of a cliff singing "NEW YORK NEW YORK".
What's the difference between a chicken?...one of it's legs is both the same...
one fine day in the middle of the night...
the emu has feelings.
if you give a mouse a cookie, say bye to the cookie.
find a penny pick it up, then the rest of the day youll have...a penny.
apple, nipple, hungry.
nipple, apple, crap.
my dryers broken, I need you to fix the spring.:naughty:
Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a pinky monkey named Spunky ran into the forest and chucked all the wood before the woodchuck could?
But this ass is more powerful than any ass I have ever encountered, master!
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Don't run from a sniper. You'll only die tired.
:rofl: Thats the funniest thing Ive heaard today.
Pleasure to be of service, gorganfloss. :D
Wherever you go, there you are!
When men were shorter, and lived near the water.
Never listen to a fat man play the tuba, always listen because you'll never know what you'll hear.
Jeezum Crow!
The fun thing about death is, that it never ends.
It's better to have one bird in your hand,
Then a automatic-weapon against your head.
If water can clean things,
then why does fish smell so bad.
Confusious say: -Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
ps best thread for ages.
Originally posted by Darklighter
What's the difference between a chicken?...one of it's legs is both the same...
i really love that one!
if a dog gets lost in the woods,
it will be hard to find him.
Like the world turns,
the butcher makes his meatballs.
My yoghurt is not your yoghurt
So don't use it.
When the dead walks the earth,
They will get tired some day.
When your woman comes into the livingroom,
You have to tighten the chain.
Better one woman on your face then none.
The cheese is coming out of my ears,
So don't try to say something.
Better luck next time,
when it's done.
When a cat starts to talk,
Its time to really think things over.
Wise man say red fish fly in the winter
Beating around the brush is better than being hit in the face with a harlem globetrotter
Always resist the urge to wear your underpants on your head, it may kill somebody
I used to bowl when I was an alcoholic
Originally posted by Murdoch
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Best Confusious Saying EVER! :D :lol:
Need a lift? Then shove a jack up your arse?
Confusious say:- crowded elavater smell differn't to midget
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who walk sideways through door is going to Bangkok.
:D
PG13
Confusious say: Man with hand rub it all day long. Feel very good.
Nobody can stand still concidering the earth is moving.
Why does things that are bad for you always taste so good.
If love is the answer then what is the question.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind, the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to kill the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Don't sweat the petty things. Never pet the sweaty things.
if frog hops on you, you hop on frog:) :confused:
"To be or not to be" might i say... WTH? :confused:
"Play for the fun, not the Frag." *stares at Truthful liar*
"my console beets any PC" DIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
cant think of any more but if i do i'll post.
drink 3 glasses milk a day or own a cow.
If you see some one gets a cut rom a knife let him/her bleed,
red is a nice collor.
"People in glass houses sink ships."
"Don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen"
"A penny saved is worth two with a bush in it."
and my favourite:
"Why don't you make like a tree... and get the **** outta here!"
All quotes are from Doc, the bartender in "The Boondock Saints".
Amazing movie, I highly recommend it.
there once was a man from nantuckit, (expletive deleted)
lifes a bi*** and then you die!
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Beware of Geeks baring gifts!
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WTF???
no comment
suprises are funny thins
but funny thins are not alway suprises.
when you saw that saw
Dit you see what he saw.
ironing your head may seem like fun but it put lives at risk
a watched clock will never dance
Clones are people, two.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Boycott shampoo...Demand REAL poo.
Originally posted by ForceElf
Boycott shampoo...Demand REAL poo.
:D
when you lose something always look in the last place first
just because you can play the drums doesn't mean you can fly
everybody steps on me, that is why im cracked you see. im a nut.... im a nut...
i vont some taquitos!
there are only two things you ever need say to inferiors. Meh, and Bah.
"i need a plan in case i die"
stay dead, nobody likes a zombie.
"no, i meant like gifts for family members"
zombies make bad gifts.
people wont like you if you gnaw on your arm while they talk to you.
apes find enjoyment in picking fleas off of each other and HUMANS are the more evolved version?
Originally posted by kstar__2
WTF???
no comment
Give me the cash, and I will forget I found that picture of you and your buddies.:D
Snorkeling: A long, boring swim punctuated by looking at underwater slugs and making funny Darth Vader noises.
if at first you dont succeed: maybe skydiving isnt for you.