In an attempt to insert some much-needed traffic into this historical site, I'm making this a new thread.
By now I'm guessing you've all seen the famous Star Wars Pants lists. Well, it occurs to me that we are in a unique position that has not been taken advantage of. As gamers, we have access to more dialogue to make fun of.
Behold, Jedi Knight Pants!
0 - A Jedi's Destiny
"Morgan Katarn! These dead pants hold the valley's location?" --Jerec
"I have no more use for you, old pants." --Jerec
1- 8T88's Double Cross
"When someone desires pants, they come to me." --8T88
"I'm not interested in petty political pants." --Kyle Katarn
"Jerec has been quite generous with his pants." --8T88
". . . But I am not without pants." --8T88
"I found it in your dead father's pants." --8T88
"Tell me what it is and these gentlemen won't have to wear their darker pants."
"The Dark Pants? I've worn them. Do your worst." --8T88 & Kyle
2 - 8T88's Escape
"Whenever I need to find you, you're always in some kind of pants." --Jan Ors
"Jan, meet me at the top, I've got to get those pants!" --Kyle
3 - The Vision
"Time to get these patched up." --Jan
"Jerec, the man who tore your pants, is a great evil." --Rahn
"He searches for the location of a secret place; the Valley of the Pants." --Rahn
"The pants of powerful jedi are trapped here." --Rahn
"The supernova of stars, in a fleeting thought. The eradication of life from a star system, in a whisper, will be within his pants." --Rahn
"Your father gave his life to protect these pants," --Rahn
"Well, your blessed pants are going to be in the repair bay for the next few days."
"How do they look?"
"Nothin' that a pantload of money which you don't have wouldn't cure." --Jan & Kyle
4 - A Father's Message
"These pants are intended for my son, Kyle Katarn." --Morgan
5 - Barons Hed
"Barons Hed. The Empire sure knows how to ruin perfectly good pants." --Kyle
"My guess is your pal 88 is in those large pants. The Imperials are guarding them like a fortress." --Jan
7 - Yun's Attack
"Excellent, 88. The Pants of the Jedi will soon be mine!" --Jerec
"Sariss; prepare my pants for hyperspace." --Jerec
"I should've aimed for your pants when I had the chance." --Kyle
"In all my years, I've always worn pants from the dark side, never ones from the light. Somehow, I expected more." --Yun
RAHN: "This young man grew up knowing only the Dark Side, and has never seen the Light Side or its pants."
9 - 8T88's Payment
"I'm here for my well-deserved pants." --8T88
RAHN: "They are the clashing balance of opposites, one the pants, the other the body."
12 - Passage to the Lost Planet
"The pants are being prepared for you, my lord." --Sariss
"I can see Jerec's pants."
"They've already gotten their hooks into these pants." --Kyle
14 - Maw's Revenge
"Finally I get to wipe your putrid pants from the Force!" --Maw
RAHN:
"A bitter individual who loathes pants and holds loyalty to few."
"For every pair of pants, there is hatred."
"It is this hate that keeps his aging pants strong."
15 - The Path of the Jedi
"I had the honour of taking his pants and thrusting them on a hangar for all to see!" --Maw
"You've started your journey in the dark pants." --Jerec
16 - Sariss' Attack
"A bad fall. . . But you'll be pleased to know, I found your pants." --Boc
"He is a Jedi. . . He deserves pants." --Yun
20 - Boc's Surprise
"This is gonna cost you a pantload of money that you don't have." --Kyle
RAHN:
"He is a crude individual that lacks both tact and pants."
"He is one of the few who actually uses two pants in battle."
"He may look clumsy and uncoordinated, and almost drunk at times, but I've found that he can sustain a pair of pants that would leave most exhausted."
"If it isn't his manner that throws you, it would be his hyperactive pants."
22 - A Jedi's Last Challenge
"Strike me down, and the dark pants will be yours." --Jerec
RAHN:
"His heavy brow overshadows the empty pants that normally embrace eyes."
"Jerec has the uncanny power to absorb and overshadow one's pants."
"A deep, empowering grasp of your pants is what you need."
(Levels)
"Get outta my pants." --Bartender
"I wish you wouldn't shoot paying pants." --Bartender
"No pants, no pants!" --Bartender
"Take your pants somewhere else." --Pedestrian
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Someone else'll have to do MotS, XWA, and JKO, 'cause (A) I'm lazy and (B) I don't have JKO yet (but soon).
Well since the site owner of the SW pants site hasn't updated since 1999, we might as well do some Epi. II pants quotes ^.^
And some JO... and perhaps some MotS... and some more Star Wars games.
EPISODE II PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"They are all pants, and I slaughterd them all like Pants!" -anakin
"I am ready for the pants! It's all Obi-wan's fault!" - Anakin again.
"Senator, You are in grave Pants here." - Captain Typhoon, or whatever his name is.
"I shall create a grand army of the pants."- Palpy.
"Lost some Pants, Master Obi-wan has. Embarassing, this is."- Yoda
"I have a bad feeling about pants." - Obi-wan.
"Strong the dark Pants are, in you." - Yoda.
I cant think of anymore, but lets do this!
"Just being around her again is.... intoxicating my pants" - Anakin
Ive never been to the site, but i think i get the game, ive got a good one:
"I find your lack pants disturbing" -Vader
"These pants are over" -Mace
"I'm taking his pants now!" -Anakin
"I'd be much to frightened to tease a Senator's pants" -Anakin
"Well, you know master, I couldn't find the pants I liked..." -Anakin
"Your pants are very impressive." Obi-wan
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Pants
"You're going to pay for the pants youve killed today,Dooku!" - Anakin.
"I move to given da supreme Chancellor emergency Pants." - Jar Jar.
"It was just pants." - Zam
"Around the pants, a barrior make!" - Yoda
(It's "Around the pants, a perimiter create" )
"Join me Obi-Wan, and together we can destroy the Pants!" -Dooku
"Your pants are quite impressive"- Obi-Wan(to Jango)
"She has pants, she's not to be trusted"- Obi-Wan
Ok, pedro, I've only seen Attack of the pants twice. I cant quote it exactly. ;)
I've only seen it once.(WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! :ball: )
:lol:
"Do these pants make my butt look big?" -Vader
"Yes, you should wear a cape" -The Emperor
"Are you sure? A cape? Kinda Vampirish doncha think?" -Vader
"Escort the Senator to her pants" -Mace
"Only do. There is no pants"-- Yoda
"Blast! This is why I hate pants!"- Obi-Wan
"I've been programmed for etiquette and protocol.. not PANTS!" C-3PO.
"Do not defy the pants master, not again" Obi-Wan
:fett:
"Be mindful of your pants Anakin, they betray you."- Obi-Wan
"Don't go, your pants are soothing." -Anakin
"We could keep our pants a secret." -Anakin
"No you're right it would destroy our pants." -Anakin
"You sound like you don't like pants" -Padme
"I like 2 or 3 pair..." -Anakin
"There haven't been pants since the formation of the Republic"- Sio Bibble.
"I will not let this pair of pants that has stood for a thousand years be split in two!"- Palpatine
"I haven't seen you this nervous since we fell into that nest of pants"- Obi-Wan
"I sense pain.... death.... In terrible pants young Skywalker is"- Yoda
"Pants! What know you of pants?" -Yoda
"His pants have made him... arrogant"- Obi-Wan
"Would you like to buy some pants?"-Elan
"You don't want to sell me pants."- Obi-Wan
"I dont want to sell you pants."-Elan
"You want to go home and rethink your pants."
"I want to go home and, uh, rethink my pants."
How could you omit one of the funniest (and best-delivered) lines in the whole series?
"Begun, The Pants War has." - Yoda
:fett:
"All i want is some pants, a decent pair of pants"
- Brainy-Ac Just Leage comercial
"get the pants for the death star and rondevous with jan"
- Dark Forces
"the pants is unusualy strong with him"
- Qui Gon
"At last we will have our pants"
-Emperor
"the boy has the ability to see pants befor they happen"
-Qui Gon
"The pants i sense in you Dooku"
-Yoda
"pairs of pants, two there are, no more no less, the master and the apprentice"
-Yoda
"But whitch Pants what defeated? the master or the apprentice"
-Mace Windu
"ehh its on automatic pants, im trying to overide it"
-Kid Anakin
"look there they are, thats where this pair of pants is taking us"
-Kid Anakin
"Dumb pants, messa get off of messa"
-Jar Jar
"The deflector Pants are too strong"
-Pilot
"He is the chosen one, he will bring balence to the pants, train him...."
-Qui Gon
"I think you can kiss your Pants franchise good bye"
-Captin Penaka
"your boldness has saved our pants your magesty, together we will bring pants to the republic"
-Senator Palpatine
"But never the less grave danger i fear in his pants"
-Yoda
"Qui Gon's pants i sense in you"
-Yoda
"Your pants skywalker will be"
-Yoda
"You will be a pair of Pants i promiss"
-Obi Wan
"I'm no jedi, im just a guy with a lightsaber and a pair of pants"
-Kyle Katarn
Originally posted by BeastMaster
"You want to go home and rethink your pants."
"I want to go home and, uh, rethink my pants."
How could you omit one of the funniest (and best-delivered) lines in the whole series?
Didn't want to be greedy.;)
"Pants!" -Chewbacca
"I was once a pair of pants just like your father." -Ben
"A ship, a cup, some pants...." -Anakin
"My grown up son. Your pants look so handsome. Now I am complete." -Shmi
"He says he has the pants of an Obi-Wan Kenobi, does that name mean anything to you?" -C3P0
"It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's holding my pants back!"- Mr. Whiney aka Anakin.
"If pants could think there wouldn't be any of us"- Obi-Wan
Originally posted by BeastMaster
"You want to go home and rethink your pants."
"I want to go home and, uh, rethink my pants."
There is golf in Star Wars?
"The thought of you losing your pants, is unbearable." -Chancellor palpy
"Only grow, our pants will." -yoda
"This guy doesn't take pants, does he?" - Jango
"Anakin,we'll be living in a pant!"-queen amdila :amidala:
"Master Windu gave you strict oreders to protect my pants." -Amidala
"My pants will not fail." - Palpy
"There can be no pants this time." -Jango
"You call these pants?" -Anakin
"Your pants have fought bravely Master Windu, you are indeed worthy of the J Crew catalogue."-Count Dooku
"Someday I'm going to have the most powerful pants ever!"- Anakin
"I see you having the greatest pants of all time!"-palpy:sithm:
"Dooku, you'll pay for all the pants you shrunk today."-Anakin
"My pants are tight!!!" -Padme
I have decided to bump this thread to the top. I hate spamming, so I will contribute some mo'.
"Gather your pants, we're leaving." -Jango
Maybe we should extend this to other movies as well. Everyone agree?
"Hasta Lavesta, Pants."
:D
i seem to have misplaced my pants
Actually I stole them. Well, not really.:D........
Nevermind....... *runs away*
"We didn't land on the pants, the pants landed on us."
*decides to be stupid and revive this thing*
"Surrender, and your pants will be spared." - Dooku
*follows Pedro's stupidity*
:p
"Why do I get the feeling your pants will be the death of me?" -:aobi:
"There! Aim for their pants!" - Anakin to that clone trooper pilot
"Good pants my young padawan!"
*fast forward a few minutes* "Turn the ship around we've got to save Padme's pants!" -Anakin
"Your pants will be expelled from the Jedi Order."-Obi-Wan