and cut off his other arm and took it to the man who...
...sowed them back onto Jar Jar.. :D
but then he pulled out a knife and jabbed it into....
Rick McCallum!!! So the story was threatened to end, because he IS the producer. But the story was saved by...
the hand of God who saved Rick and then left. So, Jar-Jar...
was missing his arm so he found a tree branch and shoved it into the stump he had left and then shouted...
..."THESA NO WORKIN." So he took out the stick and replaced it with a.........
Huge stinky, discusting piece of his own...
...tongue, which dind't exactly work, so he fell down into a.....
toilet bowl and got stuck!! So he had to...
.....break open the toilet bowl which caused the bowl to....
Spurt toilet water onto Jar Jar. That freaked him out so he ran and acccidentally jumped into a huge....
canyon, but when he was preparing to die by the collision against the floor, Luke Skywalker saved him in his Skyhopper, he was chasing womp rats at the moment so...
...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprts they....
...he fired JarJar at the womprats. When JarJar hit the womprats they....
Started biting him on the...
...ear, and when his ear was totally gone, they moved on to his....
other ear. And all this time, everyone is standing there laughing and pointing. All of a sudden, Jar Jar lets out a hidious and blood curdling scream and ...
..dies. Then the earth opens up and swallows him. All of nature rejoices by....
Joining hands and singing but then George Lucas drops a bomb on everyone by naming their next adventure, "Attack of the Clones" and everyone start crying and building bombs so they can send them to...
...George Lucas in the mail. But the United States Postal Service accidentally delivers them to......
Steven Spilberg who e-mailed Lucas a bomb program with an amazing A.I. So all this became a...
..a nuclear smart bomb that went off in the middle of downtown...
but jar jars clumneziness disabled the bomb. By the way im new here.
....and yu immediately finished the story... :D
welcome xwing guy.
anyways;
Lucas felt remorse over the title and wanted to thank Jar Jar at the same time, so...
He changed the name of Episode II to, "Jar Jar Saves The Day" and then spent 200 million dollors having the movie changed so Jar Jar would be the hero. And that caused Ewan Mcgregor(sp?) to....
...do absolutely nothing. But Natalie Portman, she went inot an outrage and....
...contacted LEON, the hitman she played alongside to in the movie with the same name.. :D :D :D :D . Leon quickly...
grabbed his throwing stars and headed off to
..kill himslef in the woods :D. But before he could do that.....
a giant rancor leap out of a tree and started cahsing him towards . . .
The Salaac pit in the middle of...
Hoth! Yes, Hoth, it's a unique species of sarlac. Anyway, the sarlac almost ate him but.....
an mtt crashed into the hoth and he escaped on a . . .
mutated ronto, but suddenly a herd of Krayt dragons...
had nothing to do with this story. :D The Ronto accidentlly tripped on a giant.....
bongo and suddenly a dark jedi leaped out of a bottomless pit with boba fett riding large flying creatures that looked like a . . .
Our story!! Our beautiful story!! What have they done to you. *weeps*
ham sandwich with wings. Everyone was wondering why Boba Fett was after them so they got out a blow horm and asked fett and he said it was because.....
Lucas had posted a bounty on Leon's Head...
so big that every bounty hunter in the galaxy would be flying around on ham sandwich creatures looking for them. This worried Han so he pulled out his blaster and shot Fett in the face and then they all fled to....
Degobah under the protection of Yoda they would be safe...or so they thought because...
then they realized that Yoda was dead so they all climbed aboard the Falcon and headed to....
Tatoine where they would look for Obi-One Kenobi...and fly PODRACERS down the tracks of the Bonta Eve...
Speedway but it cost to much to rent the pod so they just stood around and whatched the.....
the indeginous life in the nearest obsevatory, The Cantina, but then...
the bounty hunter jumped out wanted to kill Han so they ran back to the Falcon and left.
On their way from Tatooine the gang came across one of those vintage Star Wars elements; an asteroid belt...
made of cheese and meatballs, causing.....
a massive digestive problem across the Astrid field. C3po Shouts the odds of sucessfuly eating this astroid belt is 3,000,375 to one!!!
by then han had had just about enough of c-3pos babbling and he put huge dent in 3po's head with his blaster, but the blaster bolt reflected off into. . .