So this is the part of the forum where we can talk about anything and everything, eh? Well how about this... how many of you have a second toe that's longer than the big one? I do and am horribly embarassed by it..... well not horribly
Eh... my toes are pinky and stubbly, like my fingers. That's right, I'm genetically cursed with stubby fingers... they are about a half inch shorter than other guys my age.
DAMN IT GRANDPA!
My toes resemble my fingers in the fact that they are huge, long, and have the ability to grab jester by the neck and choke the life out of him while I beat him in the kidneys with the other two limbs which aren't choking him.
And then you wake up, whine about your freak toes, and apologize for waking me up because you don't want to die.
Allow me to mention that this is a bad name for the forum.
In retrospect, it could have been a bit more specific.
*creeps up on iisacc with his death toes*
i never realized this forum had a good name, what with the "Wraith 9 incident" and all
Wait, you mean a good name like "Ian Swift" or "Odin Jones"?
...and "Max Power", and "Chesty Laroo", and "Busty SinClaire"!
but according to isaac, we have a bad name now, like "Jay Phat Buds" or "Ernie Peetree"
(hehe, i said pee, hehe)
My second toe is longer than my big toe....
are you guys sure it doesn't just look that way? because usually the big and second toe are the same size, except the second toe sticks out futher than the big toe, due to the shape of the foot. This creates an illusion that the second toe is longer, when it is really not.
Sounds like someone has spent too much time looking at feet.
The question is: Podiatrist or Foot Fetish?
the answer is:
PEDIATRIST FETISH:eek:
my second toe is actually shorter than my big toe, but my big toe starts farther back on my foot so it appears shorter.
Same with my other foot, too.
Who would have known that my simple observation could start such a thread.... I obviously have complete control over all of your minds! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FIGHT THE MIND CONTROL RAYS!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NO! NO! NOT TELEKENESIS!!!!! NO!!! MUST RESIST!!!! MUST.... REsist ...... must ..... resist .... mu .. re ...:bored:
Resistance is futile!!!! I'm just too powerful!!!
Soon I will control the forums! And then... THE WORLD!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(It will be in that order too)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
must...destroy...GalacticBattles.com forums...DESTROY...DESTROY!!!:evil6:
Thats on my list of things to do when I'm in control anyways. Want to team up with me and TAKE ON THE WORLD?
yeah sure, i'm feeling mean.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now I have an ally. Together we can destroy the other, less prestigious forums (i.e. all of em, or just Galactic Battlegrounds, I ain't picky)
and when we die, thousands of little independant revolting states will spring up while generals battle eachother for the thrown, until some Noth Asian tribe comes along and conquers us. yadda yadda yadda
I can't wait to be a statue!!! It is now time for a call to arms! I have done some scouting in the Galactic Battles forum, the time is right to conquer or confuse them whichever comes first. All those who cherish wierdness go to the Battlegrounds off topic area and comment in THE BIZZAREST THREAD EVER!!! We'll show them who's boss....
our invasion is getting off to a slow start, huh?
All things must start off small, show patience eventually our fellow Sam N Maxers will join us and then we'll really kick some butt.
Oh yeah and thanks for placing the blame on me, now I'm they're main target
just post a bunch of stuff, and people will start noticing the thread!
You should place votes for your new thread as "The Best" ...then people will notice your invasion and love it because "it's the best!" Star Wars Fans are easily lead. ...like little sheep
muahahaha, good idea.
THAT WILL BE OUR SECOND ASSAULT!!!
Hey they killed our thread!!! Use his idea, this time you start.
No...I didn't kill it...I just closed it:D
No spam.:p
gasp! HE FOLLOWED US BACK TO OUR BASE!
If someone were to close my thread and follow me back to my base ... I'd tweak his little, pink, tomato nose. :D
HEY! HE DELETED MY NEW THREAD!
You EVIL MONSTER!!!! How dare you not only close our thread, but follow us back to our base? You ought to be shot! *Draws a pistol.... chews on own ankle for no particular reason*
i made a new one: "an actual serious star wars discussion"
If someone were to delete my thread ...I'd spam his email with pr0n ;)
ok, it's called Attention: Star Wars News (clever disquise no?)
i have an idea! post onto already made ones that are short
use the "Merry Christmas!!!! " thread!!!
This is perfect, they can't close all of their threads just because of us .... can they?
THE FIEND CLOSED HIS OWN THREAD!!!!!