Little Jimmy's Top Ten Fun Facts About Kasan Moore

1: Kasan Moore is so massive that she can affect tides on the other side of the world.

2: Kasan Moore is an Imperial spy (Wedge voices his suspicions just before Kasan plans a mission that gets him shot down. Hmm.)

3: Kasan Moore is no better an X-wing pilot than she was with the TIE interceptor.

4: Kasan Moore wants Luke to "pick her up." Only a Jedi using the Force could accomplish this.

5: Control the twinkies and you control Kasan Moore.

6: In deep space, ships have to correct their course if Kasan Moore is nearby, to account for gravitational changes.

7: Kasan Moore never flies the airspeeder because its repulsor field is too weak to keep her off the ground.

8: The Rebel Alliance stocks two heavy cruisers with food just for Kasan Moore.

9: When leaving a planet at relativistic speeds, Kasan Moore's mass propells her forward to the future.

10: If Kasan Moore went snorkeling in the Bahamas, New York City would look like Venice, Italy.

10.5: Anyone who responds to this post be saying "Oohhh," is a hairless monkey boy with opposable thumbs. <font size=1>Vive la Resistance!</font>

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif!)


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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Samurai

"If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?"

--Little Jimmy



[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 21, 1999).]

oohhh

Ooohhhh

<font size=1>Like fishing with a hand grenade...</font>

Little Jimmy's Top Ten Reasons to Fear Christmas

1: Having to sit on some wino's lap in the shopping mall.

2: Reindeer poop on the roof.

3: The general widespread commercialization of what are supposed to be strong cultural values. That and eggnog.

4: Any fat fool with a sack thinks your chimney is an invitation to come on in...

5: For one day out of the year, people insanely wish it would snow.

6: Restaurant workers have one of their busiest days of the year.

7: Elves in Taiwan are a scary concept.

8: A flush of packages flooding the postal system make the situation ripe for terrorism by mail.

9: Only six more days till the Internet crashes and civilzation comes to a halt.

10: What's up with this glowing Chernobyl reindeer named Rudolph, anyway?

<font size=1>Okay. It's someone else's turn to do a "top ten" list now...</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Samurai

"If dolphins had thumbs, would we still be in control of the planet?"

--Little Jimmy

A few strange top 10 lists...

<a href="http://www.decipher.com/starwars/starwarsfun/index.html">http://www.decipher.com/starwars/starwarsfun/index.html</a>)

How about Nitro's infamous "+1000 Ways To Know You've Been Posting On XWA.Net Too Long!"

Now that pissed Ike off.

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Should'a kept my pants on this time, but instead you had to let me dive right in!

-Chorus of No Sex by Limp Bizkit on the 1999 released album, Significant Other.

That thread rocked.

No it didn't...

Oh yeah, good thread.

Moff Seerdon's Top 10 Pick-Up Lines

10. Hey baby, wanna feel the force?
9. I could USE a "pilot" like you.....
8. That flight suit is really tight on you, how do you get into it?
7. Nice ship, wanna do the horizontal bop?
6. Wanna rub my helmet?
5. Wanna see my "Light Saber" ignite?
4. What's a nice girl like you doing in a Y-Wing like that?
3. Speaking of Y-Wings........
2. I work for Vader, do I make you randy baby?
1. Date me or die.....painfully.

Ok, let the yelling commence. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)



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Barticus Ru

"Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik

....Or not. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Heh. http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/PBsmile1a.gif)

YAAA-AAAA-AAAUUGGH!

Good enough? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Good enough. Ugh.

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Barticus Ru

"Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik

Little Jimmy's Top Ten Spaceships

1: USS Voyager. Top speed warp 9.975, state of the art equipment.

2: USS Enterprise. A through E, a legacy of adventure.

3: Millenium Falcon. A smuggler's ship, through and through.

4: Battlestar Galactica. Formidable at sub-light speed.

5: USS Reliant. Small but tough; held her own against Enterprise in ST2,

6: Tantive IV. Captured at beginning of SW:NH, nevertheless got as far as Tatooine and saved the day.

7: Imladil's A-wing Thrustweasel. Small, fast, and almost impossible to hit with blasters.

8: Imladil's podracer Zoom Rabbit. Not technically a spaceship, but can blaze momentum with the best of them.

9: Imladil's blockade runner Stellar Corsair. Not associated with any movie; exists only as scratch-built model. Can still thrash badly.

10: Apollo 11. Have to include at least one real spaceship; this one made the most history.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif) <font size=1>(Yes, I like spaceships!!!)</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Filthy Animal

"Can you prove the light goes out when you shut the door?"

--Little Jimmy



[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 27, 1999).]

Did anyone catch the Galactica marathon on Sci-Fi on Christmas Eve? Kick-A*s. I miss the Colonial Vipers.............

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Barticus Ru

"Never throw things at a telekinetic"-Vance Astrovik

Battlestar Galactica is a cool show, as long as you aren't looking at the science too closely. I always wanted to fly a viper; the turbo boosters look like fun!

I also liked the show because of the drama. The good guys were getting their butts kicked, and it made the story more interesting. Too bad the show had to turn silly in the second season, because it had a good start. The first three episodes and the two episodes with the Pegasus stand on their own as movies, and they're pretty good. When I added a battlestar model to my collection, I chose to leave off the red battle-striping and name mine the Pacifica ("ship of peace")...sort of playing out the dream of returning to deep space exploration, as Apollo was talking about at the very beginning of the premiere episode.

I made the mistake of buying a videotape of a movie spliced together from the Galactica: 1980 series. It's called "The Cylon Conquest of Earth..." don't let it fool you. It's NOT worth watching (IMHO).

<font color=red>Humm-humm...humm-humm...humm-humm...</font><font color=yellow> By your command...</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Filthy Animal

"Can you prove the light goes out when you shut the door?"

--Little Jimmy

HEY http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif) (THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW TO DO THIS)


http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif) i know that program. It used to be on tv over here but it stopped now.(we only have 4 channels.(imagine a frowning or embarassed face here)

i like the main actor he's very good at being a futuristic bla bla bla http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

see ya http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

Four channels? The sun truly has set on the British Empire, hasn't it?

Yippee! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif) Yippee! Boing! Yippee!

(This message brought to you by Radio Free Saturn, ensuring a safe hydrogen supply for the future.) <font size=1>Vive la resistance!</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the pink hairless monkey

"Where do cats think catfood comes from?"

--Little Jimmy

You like the colonial vipers do you Imladil? Well I happen to have a model of one I built sitting on top of my monitor.
Neat-O-Right-O? (that was a R.A.V.E.N.I.T.E. cultural slur.)

Oooooohhh...trippy! I got the kids Naboo starfighters for Christmas, and right now they're parked on top of the monitor. (Insert Twilight Zone music here.)

I used to have a viper when I was an early teen; it was the first model I bothered to paint properly. I think I shot it up in the backyard during my BB gun phase. Sure wish I hadn't; one version of each of the BG model kits showed up at my local hobby store, and I only got the battlestar and Cylon raider before the other two were sold. Missed that sucker!

Note: the Cylon raider looks suspiciously like a V-wing. Is it possible the RS designers thought a raider would be fun to fly...?

You're into spaceship models, Raven? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif) Which ones do you have? (and yes, toys count.)



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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the pink hairless monkey

"Where do cats think catfood comes from?"

--Little Jimmy

? Okay you asked for it.

Models:

Tyderium Shuttle
Collonial Viper
Enterprize D
X-wing
B-wing
Tie Fighter
Vaders tie
Voyager
Tie interceptor
Anakins Pod Racer
Star Destroyer
Speeder Bike
At-At
At-St
Millenum Falcon
Cut Away Millenum falcon

Micro machines:

Other than list them I just say Im only missing 3 in the set. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Legos:

Anakins Podracer
Lukes Landspeeder
Speeder bikes
Naboo Fighter
X-Wing

Misc:

Dangly Tie Thing
Dangly X-Wing Thing
Puzz-3D Millenum Falcon

I've collected these over time, and this does not include my model plane, and Military Models. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) To tell the truth the most rescent one I did was the Collonial Viper, that was about 7 months ago.

I dunno Imladil I never could get into Battlestar Gallactica. Just never saw the attraction. But I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm with you on the whole Star Trek thing. Capt. Kirk would open up a can o' whoopass on any stormtrooper I've ever seen. I mean with that hammy over-acting how could he not? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

Man on, Right Bat! <font size=1>Er, I mean...</font> Right on, Batman!

Star Trek is swell. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif) Kirk could beat the ever-loving dog***t out of Darth Vader, and wouldn't need the drunk Scotsman or quiet Vulcan to back him up. Just play the music, and Kirk thrashes the screen.

Raven, do you have any of the Action Fleet vehicles? I used to disdain "pre-builts" in favor of ones I'd built myself, until Galoob came out with the Action Fleet series. They're detailed enough that they display right alongside the "serious" kits...plus they have little poseable dudes inside! I took the little Luke from the front seat of my airspeeder (replacing him with Dack, who always wanted to fly anyway but didn't get to before he died) and put him in my TIE interceptor's cockpit.

Won't the Imperials be surprised! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the pink hairless monkey

"Where do cats think catfood comes from?"

--Little Jimmy

All I need is an A-Wing and my old trilogy Action Fleet collection will be complete. to bad they don't make 'em anymore.

I have the same problem! No A-wing...and the A-wing is my favorite ship in Rogue Squadron. It is so totally unfair...

So two of the ships on my list are virtual spaceships and not models. Thrustweasel, because they don't make the A-wing anymore, and Zoom Rabbit because they don't make the Neva Kee podracer. I guess that's appropriate, since this whole forum is virtual in nature. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the pink hairless monkey

"Where do cats think catfood comes from?"

--Little Jimmy

Little Jimmy's Top Ten New Year's Resolutions:

1: I will stop trying to smuggle explosives across the Canadian border. It isn't fair to get poor Conor involved, anyway... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

2: I will not shoot down Kasan <font size=1>too often.</font>

3: No more podracing in my Honda Civic. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif)

4: If mysticism, religion or spirituality in general come up, I will feign ignorance. (An easy one to pull off. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

5: I will quit stealing my girlfriend's flashlight to play lightsaber with the boys.

6: No more Star Trek <font size=1>from 4:00 am to 4:05.</font>

7: I will not cut people's heads off if they annoy me on the Internet.

8: No more silly posting! <font size=1>(Yeah, right...)</font>

9: If foreigners offend the other forum users through cultural miscommunications or erroneous misconceptions of linguistic nature, I will not try to help them.

10: I'll stop spreading all those rumours about Y2K now that the joke is over... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the pink hairless monkey

"Where do cats think catfood comes from?"

--Little Jimmy




[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited January 01, 2000).]

Well, I have my doubts. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

hey wowwwweeee...

.... they have sci-fi special thing on tomorrow (being a new millenium and all that)

... and it's got b-star g-tica(sorry)


WOOOOHOOOO

I found these in a bunch of top ten lists from the website FireFly posted a link to and picked the best ones. I nearly died laughing the first time I saw them. Enjoy!

(The ones in gold are my own.)

Things you'll never hear a Borg say:

I just trans-warped in from the homeworld, and boy are my arms tired.
Group hug!
Anybody here from out of town? You, sir, you look like you've just recently been assimilated...
The name's Borg, James Borg.
Boy is it expensive being assimilated. It cost me an arm and a leg!
I hear the Borg Queen uses Head and Shoulders shampoo.
You're looking a little pale.
Whenever we assimilate a ship we always like to put up new curtains.
I am Flintstone of Borg; Yabba Dabba Doo!!!!!!!!
I did it my way.
You've come a long way, Borgy.
Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated. Have a nice day!
You couldn't pay us enough to add Neelix to our collective consciousness!
I still think a Borg Octagon would work better.
Resistance could be fairly effective.
Where did they put the bathrooms on this cube?
Use the Force, Locutus!!!!
Hello Boys and Girls! Remember even though we're assimilated, Barney still loves
you. Let's sing! We love you, you love we. We're a happy Borg family.......
Thank you for calling the Borg Collective. All our drones are with other victims. Please stay on the line, your assimilation is important to us.
It may work during assimilations, but "Resistance is futile" is a lousy pick-up line.
Do you think I could get a date with C-3PO?
Ok, you're on a desert island. Who would you rather assimilate, Janeway or Seven of Nine?
You know, I really hate my job... feels like I'm just a number.
Borg Queen this, Borg Queen that... What about *my* needs?!
I dialed 1-800-COLLECT and saved my hive 45%!
Six of Thirteen, you've just assimilated Earth and destroyed the Federation. Whatcha gonna do now? "I'm going to Disneyland!"
Would you like fries with that, Sir?
Be are the Worg!
Resikance is Flutile!
<font color=gold>Hello sir! I am 4 of 6, human cyborg relations. I am fluent in over six million forms of assimilation.
We are the Borg. You will not be assimilated. Resistance is futile... oh, never mind. Could we retake that?
Wonderful! You are now part of the collective.</font>

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

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The Borg are going to Disneyland? Heck, I'm in! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Ha ha ha. What's your favorite?

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

LOL, I can just picture a Borg saying those things.

Let's do the Assimilation Hokey Pokey!-

Put your right arm in, cut it off, put the implant in and wave it all about!

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Yeah, really.

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

<font color=red>"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated."</font>

"Be prepared to assimilate the Force as well!" <font color=yellow>Hummmmmm--!</font> (Lightsaber noise.)

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif?)

Now what was that supposed to mean, Imladil?

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

Haha, that was perhaps the singularly most self-explanatory comment I've ever seen him make, rebel_jediknight....besides, why are you asking poor old Imladil, of ALL people, to actually CLARIFY something??! *(j\k)* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Oh sorry, my mistake. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!

It's an expression of the futility of a technological database-driven consciousness trying to assimilate a transcendental non-physical power source.

See? Even the explanations just make things worse... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Serious

"If I drop a superball from the top of the Empire State Building, will it bounce?"

--Little Jimmy

Point taken. Forget I even asked... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed

Little Jimmy's Top Ten Sci-Fi Movies (and why):

1: Star Wars
Obviously, because this is a Lucasarts site, and the great bearded Jedi holds more sway than even Bill Gates hereabouts. Also, because it introduced a new standard in the cinema special effects field.

2: Strange Days
An interesting look at the concept of biological and technological integration, and its effects on a modern society. Also a good look at the Y2K hysteria, which we are quickly forgetting.

3: The Fifth Element
I don't care what anyone says, I thought it was a very artful movie, well-crafted. A good example of what can be done with computer generated effects.

4: Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
Still the best Star trek movie in my opinion. It was also the first time we got to see the Enterprise all shot up.

5: Total Recall
Simply a well-written story (by Phillip K. ****) that makes good use of sci-fi principles. The ultimate 'where are you now?' movie.

6: Independence Day
It's about time they did an alien invasion movie that wasn't stupid.

7: Highlander
Not a sci-fi film at all, but sci-fi people all seem to like it. The Highlander films and the teevee series that followed were an excellent demonstration of different sword types and how they were used in hand-to-hand combat.

8: Starship Troopers
Just a lot of good, clean violence. Everyone likes gunfire and explosions. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

9: Solar Crisis
A fairly unknown film about a mission to stop a solar flare from frying the Earth. Well worth tracking down.

10: Back to the Future 2
The best of the BTTF movies, and the one that actually tells most of the story. These three films taken together are a wonderful example of time travel sci-fi.

<font size=1>Whew. So there.</font>

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the transliteral

"a lot of people got sick from drinking seawater before the early humans developed language."

--Little Jimmy

You know...if I were the famous writer Phillip K. ****, I would be most offended by this infernal computer's 'starring out' of my name.

Fortunately, Phillip K. **** is dead, so it doesn't matter much.

No mention of the Matrix...

I'm sorry, Ike. I remembered it the next morning, when I was in the shower. It certainly should be on the list. I guess Little Jimmy will just have to stay up late for one more movie!

11: The Matrix
Being a fan of 'dark' movies, where the good guys face terrible odds, I choose this one as a top example. Also, it boldly brought a spiritual dimension to the sci-fi screen and pioneered the 'virtual camera' technique of special effects.

Anyone have an idea for number twelve?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the transliteral

"a lot of people got sick from drinking seawater before the early humans developed language."

--Little Jimmy

One of my favourite movies of all time is a classic from 1956 calle Forbidden Planet. Starring Leslie Neilson and Anne Francis. Very cool movie.

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Every time I think I've found the end of the rainbow...I trip over it.

Now, classics would have to be a different list. I haven't seen enough of the old flicks to make such a list, but I would have to nominate The Fly (the original, not the one with Jeff Goldblum.)

It should be noted that of all the sci-fi genre, it is the Star Trek saga which has its roots in the classic era (bug-eyed monsters, analog special effects, etc.) and is continuing on to today.

But who knows? Maybe someday, the 'classics' will be the pre-CGI films, and it will be Star Wars which holds the same distinction. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Bouncy

"SSD, VSD, ISD...if it looks like pizza, but I don't want none--it's a star destroyer!"

--Little Jimmy

Although I do not agree with the list above , at least not entirely, I have to ask on what ground should the "Top Movies" should be judged...Breakthrough in SFX ? Scenario ? Acting ?
Anyway, I <u>strongly</u> believe that these movies are definitely TOP TEN

1.Metropolis The pioneer

2.Blade Runner do I need to say more ?

3.Terminator 1&2 Especially T2 was the first movie to make extensive use of the morphing technique


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"So be it ...Jedi"
- Emperor Palpatine

I guess the only criteria was whether or not Little Jimmy liked the film in question. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

I'll buy into Blade Runner being on such a list. Although I thought they could have done more with the setting and interesting social conditions than the story they did tell, it's still a film noir standard in the sci-fi pantheon of depressing futuristic movies.

Just as long as no one tries to nominate Event Horizon! Jeez, that movie stank...

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Bouncy

"SSD, VSD, ISD...if it looks like pizza, but I don't want none--it's a star destroyer!"

--Little Jimmy

Errrr....who's Little Jimmy ???

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"So be it ...Jedi"
- Emperor Palpatine

Heh heh heh. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

Little Jimmy is Imladil's alter ego. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif) (Am I right?)

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What- You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that?
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We're doomed!


[This message has been edited by rebel_jediknight (edited April 21, 2000).]