Okay, Skw..here is some serious advice. You seem to be having a communication problem with the rest of us, and I think I see where it's happening.
I get the impression you're just joking (as I am most of the time) and it's being taken the wrong way. You notice we use the little smilie faces a lot when we're picking on each other...this is because over the computer, things like tone of voice and body language are lost, and we come across "sounding" more serious than we really are.
I know the smilies are trite. I didn't use them at first, either, until I noticed that people weren't "getting it" when I was playing with them. I then looked in the "FAQ" file at the top of the screen and learned how to add them into the text of my posts.
Like this:
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)
Just a suggestion. I think you're just joking, and using smilies would help get that across. I just wonder: why didn't anyone mention, piss off, yank?
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)
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