If you recently haven't noticed the tension between me and , "ahem" BatMan, here's what I'd like to stop:

FROM HERE HENCE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF ALL POSTS DIRECTED TOWARDS FINGER-POINTING OTHERS OR ANY OTHER RELATED JUNK, I'D LIKE TO PUT THIS TO AN END. THEREFORE, I REST MY CASE. CASE CLOSED."


No more. I will not tolerate it and will avenge anybody who does this any more.

(A joke http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

No hard feelings, "Caped Crusader."

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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

[This message has been edited by Little Vader (edited December 04, 1999).]

Once upon a time there was a brave warrior who only had thirty-nine words in which to live, so he could only put on his sword, mount his horse and gallop madly into the forest before vanishing forever.

(This one isn't mine. It's inspired by a similar work by Richard Brautigan. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Usual

"Which crossed the road first--the chicken or the egg?"

--Little Jimmy

Vader, what exactly does your post mean? It makes no sense. Perhaps you could rephrase it in language that everyone understands.

En francais, par example?

Its not supposed to make sense... ok.

I would appreciate it if BatMan kept his big mouth shut if he has a comment about anybody here.

Got that, Imladi ?

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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

*Ahem* Mind thy words.
--L.

Yeah clamp it LV. A lot of us have been keeping our big mouthes shut about some, ahem, un-named person and I sure you know exactly who I mean!

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

The Comedy of Errors, Act III, Scene I, Line 15

"I think thou art an ass."

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[This message has been edited by BatMan (edited December 07, 1999).]

Giggxlz...rmph! *rant*

Aaaaa-aaa-aah...beep! Beep! Squeak?

<font size=7>BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!</font> Yippee! Frblsh! Yabbazabba, yabbazabba goo doll flourish test monkey black rhythm apex loving carpet thrash hockey Maude transcendant elephant cookies--with coleslaw, dammit! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Uh...what planet were we just on? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

(Nope, L.V...Imladil got NOTHING. Over?)--Imladil Mark Two CPU

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

......<font size="1">aaaaaa</font>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAnd the dish ran away with the spoon!!!


....Caveat Emptor.

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(Insert witty one-liner signature HERE)

No, no, no...that's caveat GLADIATOR in this case. Essentially, telling L.V. that annoying posture is a fruitless exercise against me because I won't take him seriously.

Boing?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Cursory

"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."

--Little Jimmy

Retreat! Halt! Who goes there?



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Backstreet Boys and Burger King's Duo: I want it MY way, tell me why I got no pi-ckles tell me why I never hot no 'ma-toes Tell me why I always want may-onnaise, cause I WANT IT MY WAY! I WANT IT MY WAY!

You do.

I have one thing to say.

<font size=20>*(POP)*</font>

Oooooo-OOO!!!

When a big, black bird makes a rather large popping noise, it's time to heavily question one's reality, whether he's infamous for his timeless one-liner classic ("....Nevermore.") or not.

Poe was actually trying to WARN us about you....wasn't he??? *(GULP!)*

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(Insert witty one-liner signature HERE)

(*An evil grin spreads across R.A.V.E.N.'s face*) Who me?

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

A-HA!!!

Pr-r-r-r-rophet!!! Thing of E-VILLE!!!


Um......hey, Leonore???

<font size=1>Umm, this unit refuses to say anything about other units making sense. Nope.</font> http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Im not Evil, I'm just good looking.

(no I dont like Marylin Manson, so dont even ask)

Right, Imladil. Do you see how annoying gibberish can rapidly become, when constantly dispensed? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

....and I'm just REAL glad you chose not to say anything like what you went ahead and said anyway. Fine print is DEFINITELY not visible on my 22" monitor. Many, many thanks.


...Freakin' fruitcake. (I mean that in a good way...sort of...) http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 09, 1999).]

Fruitcake is'nt an insult! In fact fruit cake makes a very good door stop!

So where has our Little Friend gone? Was that *(POP)* the sound of a sleek black beak popping someone's overinflated ego?

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

Wait a minute...overinflated ego is my department! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Umm...Lieutenant, I don't recall saying I found the gibberish annoying. In fact, I fing the surreality of it quite refreshing! Allow me to join in.

"Little Johnny had a two-by-four, yippee skippy! And it's off to the races, 'cause it's llama night and he's ready to roll..."

Anyway. Sure, I'd love some fruitcake. I'd like mine well-done, with a nice dijonnais sauce. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

....Yep, he sure shot that one down, in a hurry. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/redface.gif)

Why do I try? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif)

Aw, I'm sorry. Really. Why don't you believe me? Fine. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Does the absurdity of my posts really bug you that much? Heck, I thought with that thing of evil bit, you were loosening up and joining in...

Okay, here is my philosophy on the matter. This website is about a video game--most of the people who post here are quite young, certainly young enough not to have outgrown silly-type humor (plus the occasional silly adult http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif). There are enough things in this world that are taken seriously, and a great many more that should be taken more seriously...a thing like this, that is purely recreational in nature, should be protected from the hellish influence of so much severity. If we, as a society, do away with the absurd and (yes) immature, we run the risk of taking ourselves too seriously. When this happens to an individual, that person becomes bitter, runs a high blood pressure and turns gray long before his miserable life has squeezed the last ounce of spirit from him; a society suffers much the same way. When that individual chooses to let his guard down and accept...the silly, the absurd, he accomplishes one of the most important things needed for true happiness--he abases his own ego and puts forth a lessening of the world's severity from his own standpoint. If our society could just do this, we'd all be a lot better off!

This is why I practice the absurd. It is a good reason, and I have no intention of ever changing it. If it makes you laugh, great; that's what it was supposed to do. If it doesn't...just keep it to yourself, because I'm certainly having fun and don't deserve to be intruded upon. Besides, the silly things I post here are meant only for those who appreciate them...I don't post the things I would say to people who don't.

So, anyway, I think you're cool, Lieutenant. I'm not sure why I'm seeing a progressively less positive tone in your posts, but if my posts really bug you that much--just do us all the favor of not reading them. I think it's a shame, though...I never wanted to alienate anybody.

See what I mean? Serious sucks! I'd rather just broil orange rubber Macy's parade balloon chickens by the light of the flickering, enormous moon. Hoowwwwwwll--! Boing! Boing! Boing!

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Er.....yes, Captain. I'd love some peanuts, thank you.

????

Actually, Imladil, I'm afraid you've cornered me on this one....so I better just come right out with it. I <u>WAS</u> only playing around. This is NOT the first time I have made myself look like a complete ass by playing, well....too hard. Sometimes, I get too distracted with something ---- at any given time, I'm actually doing no less than five or six things at once, yet somehow accomplishing none of them ---- that I end up not paying suitable amounts of attention whenever I do them. I'm actually a certifiably-annoying person IRL, as I have one of the WORST cases of Attention Deficit Disorder seen in adults on record.

This is *NOT* meant as an excuse for my many little faux pas you've had the delightful privilege of witnessing since my return, nor for my occassional GREAT BIG ONES (e.g. THIS ONE http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/frown.gif), either.....but it IS, to the best of my so-called knowledge, the truth.

I'm very sorry if I alienated you. I really never meant to, scout's honor (yes, I was one, many many moons ago). I give you my word.

Holy cow, me to Lt Guilo. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)
I was also a Cub Scout and a Weeblow (sp). http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Hey, it's cool, dude. Remember--I am on your side. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) If I mistook your tone, I apologize. Sometimes it's hard over the computer to tell when someone is joking or not...I've been guilty of that one, too!

Sorry I fragged your stabilizer, there, Lieutenant. I think your R2 can get it for you, from the looks of it. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Once upon a time there was a town full of small, green people with feathered hats. Eagles made short work of them. The end.

I was never in the Boy Scouts, but in my Navy days I trained with the Marines. They're kind of like the Boy Scouts, only with more stamina in bar fights. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) Does that count?

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

Awwww, ain't that cute? The two fruitcakes have kissed and made up. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

Holy crap Gulio! You want ADD look this way! I take Aderall (which is about 5 times a strong as ritaline http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) every morning. I just hate people who say its not a real disorder. When I meet them, I go ADD and freak the hell out of them. Heh heh heh http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif).

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

I've occasionally been guilty of refusing to pay attention, but that's different...

Wow. we da ADD club!!
I have it to, but it's not as bad as it was 3 years ago.
in two years, I plan to be offa my medication. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

R.A.V.E.N. - Adderall is for wussies. I take Desoxyn, which BTW is pharmaceutical METHAMPHETAMINE (otherwise known as "crank" or "crystal meth" on the streets), in dosages large enough to hotwire the Titanic. Medically prescribed. I'm perhaps the one person you'll ever meet who takes this stuff but _DOESN'T_ take it recreationally. THAT'S how bad I have it. So, BEAT THAT! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Imladil - Aha! So THAT'S why I am able to appreciate your otherwise zany, offbeat humor - I was a swabbie too, yo? I knew there had to be SOME reason; guess it was all those months at sea, eh? *(nudge nudge, wink wink)* http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Gunster - Yes, same here. That's what I meant when I alluded to "scout's honor". WEBELOWs was far as I took it, also. Or maybe it was bobcat. No telling...I've, uhm, slept since then. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Crackhead - ...*(Nodding head)*...Oh. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

BatMan - You may pucker up and KISS my rosy red rectum for that one, wise guy! http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif<font) size="1">

[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 13, 1999).]

Truth be known, Lieutenant, I was just a reservist...and I transfered into the IRR soon after my active duty training, so I never got to go to sea (*sniffle*)! I wasn't much of a sailor, anyway. In real life I do pretty well, but in the Navy I was the guy with the smudge prints on his white hat, last to form up, etc...even went to captain's mast for missing a study group in A-school. *Sigh* those were the days. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

Very strange situation about the desoxyn! My girlfriend and roommate are reformed crank users, so I get to hear plenty of horror stories about what that drug can do to you...hats off to you for having to put up with it. (No sarcasm there--methamphetamine will literally destroy you from the inside out, kids!) I only hope the medicinal version is less toxic!

Any South Park fans in the house? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Emissary

"Does the ocean start in my toilet?"

--Little Jimmy

http://www.hugkiss.com/platinum/4kiss.gif)

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Never Pet a Burning Dog.

Go catch bugs or something, you flying mouse!

Jeez. I just feel bad I misinterpreted him, that's all.

In Roman times, people would bathe by slathering themselves in olive oil, scraping it off and then jumping in the pool.

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

That's what I do...doesn't everyone?

...Doesn't everyone WHAT, Lujayne? ...Misinterpret me?

Yeah....pretty much. But you knew that.

No, Imladil, it is NOTHING like street meth. For starters, street drugs have been cut with God-knows-what, and are therefore impure. Pharmaceutical meth is NOT incapacitating in any degree. But it's also not what you'd call a "good-time" drug, either. It's just medication, man. Trust me.

Whoa, Guilo.... heavy.
I ment Attention Deficit Disorder (but YOU knew that!! right?) http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

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Even if you dodge this, Kakarotto,
THIS PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOKE!!
Vegeta, DragonBall Z

Yor're right Lt. I can't beat that, but I can Pogo for an hour straight! So HA!!

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

--Commander R.A.V.E.N.

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif) Ha, cute R.A.V.E.N.

No, Lt G! I meant the Roman bath thing... http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

Hmmmm....somehow the thought of a pogo sticking raven, jumping up and down repeatedly and timing himself with a measured AWK! on each little hop, just.......makes me chuckle. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Ummm...

BOING!
--"Awk!"
BOING!
--"Awk!"
BOING!
--"Awk!"

...And you guys think I'm weird?!? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy

LOL!

It's even funnier to see me drive, though.

*Beep*
*AWK*
*Beep*
*AWK!*

http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif)

Lt. I did the whole nine yards. Cub scouts, webelows, boy scouts , went to all the "jambories" , hikes, camping , it was fun as all my friends were in the same time I was. http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/wink.gif)

I was never in any armed service but my Dad did 21 years in the navy, he was on the U.S.S. Ranger and did WWII and Korea. Can that get my some points? http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif)

R.A.V.A.N.'s getting a good spankin from papa.
Whack!
AWK!!!!
SMACK!
AAAAAWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!!!
WHACK WHACK SMACK!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKKKK! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did someone call in air support?

<font color=red>Hummmmm-mmm-mmmmmm--!</font>

"Bad birdie! Bad birdie!" *Spank!*

<font size=5><font color=red>Hummmmmmmmmmmmm--!</font></font>

"Huh?"

<font size=5><font color=yellow>ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP-ZAP! ZAP--!</font></font>

<font size=5><font color=red>Foomp!</font></font>"--Yaau-uuggh!"

*(Raven flies off unaffected as the charred remains of Sa Memax contemplate the logic of wearing white body armor in green terrain.)*

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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."

--Imladil the Thrashmonkey

"When it comes to geology, I'm out of my element."

--Little Jimmy



[This message has been edited by Imladil (edited December 16, 1999).]

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