DeathCharge, I would recommend going back mto grammar school (well, you're probably in grammar school)!
causeyouaintgonnaspelandpuntactebad.
<Fontsize=10> THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR VIEWING PLEASURE BY LV HIMSELF. LV IS DEEPLY SORRY TO DEATHCHARGE.
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"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."
-Zork on The Bible
"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."
-Zork on Honesty
"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."
Zork on Philosphy
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LV, don't post anything like that again, alright?
I'm sorry, -L., didn't mean to be mean. Really, I had a real bad day at work yesterday. I don't think you want to know the story. Let's leave it at that. Sorry, DeathCharge! But you do have to goo back to grammar school.
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"The greater of the two powers relies on the servent and the master. The master is never the true master, but a servent of himself."
-Zork on The Bible
"In life, there are no dress rehersals and no practices. You just get out there and hope for the best, because life is not a practice, but the real thing ."
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I did not have an 'inappropriate' relationship with Monica Lewinski."
-Zork on Honesty
"Humans are agressive due to the fact that zing + zang= ying+ yang."
Zork on Philosphy
LV, one of the things a person should never, and the Rock means NEVER, do when correcting a person on their grammar and spelling, is make mistakes of their own.
'goo' back to grammar school.
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Right is right even if nobody is doing it, and wrong is wrong even if everybody is doing it.
-St. Augustine
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Conor, do you NOT understand sarcasm? 'Fess up or I'll DARN YOU TO HECK! (That post by, um, Little Vader was meant to be sarcastic, like that "goo" part)
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"The Bible can be a noun or an abreviation.
(B)asic (I)nfo (B)efore (L)eaving (E) arth"
"-Zork on The Bible
"Confidence is a two-way sort of deal. If you are confident you will do well and you don't, you'll be regretful. If you're confident you'll do well and you do, then where's the suprise? But if you're negative about it, and you do not do well, you'll know that it was coming, and if you're negative and you do do well, you'll be excited!'
-Zork on Confidence
"No, I didn't break the lamp. I was at Timmy's House. Huh? Oh yeah, Timmy moved... That's right. Well, I was at Ryan's house.
-Zork on Honesty
"The world is nothing but a giant round soccer ball, just wating, waiting, to explode. Then, out of the blue, it will EXPLODE!"
Zork on Philosphy
"I'm 20% me, 20% Mom, 21% Dad, 8% Mike Tyson, and 30% Mr. Personality. Umm, where's the other 1%?
Zork on Math
You can't darn Conor to Heck, because I DON'T WANT HIM!
Catholics are such a bad influence on sinners.
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"Imladil made me do it!"
Hello, Satan! I guess you can say me and Satan have had a long-term friendship... but in evil-person college he got a higher score in logic and profanity so I ended up as a person who, unlike Satan, does not damn people for eternity (
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/smile.gif) I you should care less Satan, since you rule Hell and I rule Heck. Heck is a lot bigger than Hell, but Hell punishes people forever. Heck does it for 15-45 minutes (For sins such as stealing one's name [I'm not going to mention any names, Imaldi ])
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CONFESS UP... NOW!
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Satan?
No, I'm LITTLE Satan. Big difference. Instead of ruling the fiery domains, I merely represent our interests here on the Internet.
Speaking of which, L.P...the boss wants his legions of succubi back. Something about new souls to pollute...
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"Imladil made me do it!"
Everybody here is headed to Heck anyhow...
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CONFESS UP... NOW!
www.avault.com) (
http://www.avault.com)
Speak for yourself, bucko. Like YOU would know.
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Cough, cough. Ahem.
Little Unit...I see and know a great deal more than you can possibly imagine. I know who you are, the blue and white shirt you're wearing...even the chocolate doughnuts. I can see through the computer, Jack, and it is impossible for you completely fool one with superpowers of this nature. And even I do not know who's going to Heck and who isn't.
So quit offending the innocent. Kidding. Or not?
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Quick
"Does anyone have change for a loaf of bread?"
--Little Jimmy
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Well, I may not quite pass for "innocent", Imladil (although I make it look otherwise, I know *j\k*
http://www.roguesquadron.net/forums/biggrin.gif).....but) don't I at least get an "A" for effort?
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Haha, thassa joke. Heh.
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<font size="1">Me, too! Just...wouldn't it blow his pink little mind if he WAS wearing a blue and white shirt and was eating chocolate doughnuts...!</font>
Man...am I hearing voices again or something?
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Foolish
"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"
--Little Jimmy
Hey, wow! I just did my first trick!
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Foolish
"If we light a fire, that means no Santa, right?"
--Little Jimmy
...You did?
K.....well, whenever you start taking requests on what to make disappear when we come to that particular segment of your show, <u>DO</u> let me know...
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No, no, no...I mean <font color=red>computer</font> trick! With colored letters and <font size=25>big</font> letters, etc. I've been wanting to do stuff like that...
It finally occured to me that if I click on the edit button for some of the other members' posts, I can see the HTML commands used.
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Psst. Don't tell anyone...but I'm not really a computer person! Shhh...secret.
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Cursory
"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."
--Little Jimmy
Oh, never fear. Your secret is....uh...."safe" with me.
What I want to know is, are you really even a PERSON at all....several of your posts, despite their colorful syntax and masterful use of satire, lead one to infer that he/she is actually reading a post from Bubbles the chimp.......
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Close. Actually I'm an artificial intelligence subroutine in a locked file, part of a database located in an alternate segment of space/time twelve hundred and seven years in your future. I have a data feed to a tachyon array which allows me to send data through time by reversing temporal spin and hyperlocation bits, then downloading into the Internet by reflecting off the planet's gravity well and accessing through your twentieth-century GPS satellites.
Oh, wait. But I'm a lousy chess player. I guess I'm the chimp, then.
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Cursory
"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."
--Little Jimmy
REALLY?!
A chimp who can cook, eh? Mind telling me, then, how you manage ANY cooking without having opposable thumbs?
Ooooo.....intriguing.
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Well, you've heard the bit about the food being "not touched by human hands," haven't you...?
Chimps can pick things up, it's just fine manipulation we have problems with. For that we use four-clawed articulated strap-on robotic "helper hands." It's quite a spectacle, all jumping from one end of the line to the other with robotic limbs flying like Doc Octopus and hooting excitedly at the waitresses. A skilled culinary chimp can work a four-human line at peak hours by itself, for only bananas, provided you don't mind a few burned hamburgers and some screeching.
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Cursory
"I want the first thing that goes through my enemy's mind to be bullets."
--Little Jimmy
Naw, I don't mind those one bit. I get no less from humans much of the time.
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Howdy, Deathcharge!
Allow me:
1: Your spelling has absolutely nothing to do with how good a person you are. Spell however you want.
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2: Lt. Guilo is most definitely an alien. I've been engaging him here on the Internet so our Federation operatives can track him down and bring him back to our time. We're closing in, but them aliens can get pretty slippery...!
You want fries with that?
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"The entire universe is simply the fractal chaos boundary between intersecting domains of high and low energy."
--Imladil the Magician
"Is it possible to alter time without altering space?"
--Little Jimmy
....HEY!!!!
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Just because someone's not from this world, that doesn't entitle you to go around labeling them as "alien", you insensitive PRICKS!!!
I prefer the term "extraplanetary arbitrary emissary", if you jokers are done.
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[This message has been edited by Lt Guilo (edited December 10, 1999).]