Good idea....if you're Sarah Palin and the bear is a democrat. :xp:
Calling the CIA a pack of liars.
Neutral: I'm still waiting to see if Nancy Pelosi is any more immune than the rest of us...but I'll let'cha know how it turns out...otherwise a VERY bad idea: who *knows* what kind of fate worse than death awaits you.
Dumping off a huge swarm of locusts into the snooty restaurant part of town.
Good idea if they only like eating snobby b@stards and then die quickly from indigestion.
Betting on red when playing roulette.
Good idea if your name happens to be Tim Geithner.
Launching pianos at your annoying neighbor.
Good idea if he's the late Victor Borge or Liberace and you live in Vegas.
Heckling Penn and Teller.
Good idea if you want to get your fifteen'o'fame as the butt of laughing stocks on bull s***.
Calling Michael Savage on his show, talking with a lisp, and telling him you are madly in love with his arse.
Good idea if you like pissing off radio hosts. Otherwise, meh...
Muzzling Garafalo.
Good idea, monkey needs a bit of tension relief and would rather not hear garbage for once.
Sinking a boat with launched pianos filled with loads of steer manure.
Good idea, especially if you want to send them a message.
A motorised hammer.
Good idea. Makes hammering in your enemies skulls less labor intensive.
Sending porn in the mail to the jerk that lives next door to you that is married to a hardcore feminist.
Depends on the type of porn, but no matter which, it's a good idea from someone's point of view.
Giving your wife gay porn starring you for her birthday.
Bad idea, you might lose her that way--one way or the other. Unless you were trying to rid yourself of her. Then it's good.
Chucking water baloons filled W/ bodily fluids from a heli at peta crowds.
Good idea, especially if they are animal fluids (big points for irony).
Telling everyone in the courtroom that the judge is using a certain type of pump.
Bad idea. I get this feeling they care more about animals than humans in a lot of ways.
Upon death, being made into Soylent Green or meat pie, then served at your funeral.
Bad idea b/c whenever they remember you now, their mind will drift back to what they ate at your funeral and leave a bad impression for a long time to come...do you really want to be remembered that way?
handcuffing revy to her bed, safely away from guns booze and cigarettes and torturing her...:dev14:
Good idea....if you're a sadist.
Torturing her while she has access to booze and cigarettes (but not guns).
Depends on the torture you're giving her. Meh, who am I kidding, good, even better than the above.
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Personally I am more of an abdomen & midsection kind of guy b/c they turn red faster and get MUCH more hysterical that way...and it is all the more likely to lead to something else...especially when she's got the cigs and whiskey.
I guess this will do, though, as a start.
Like Duke Nukem, telling CJ and Tony Cippriatti to go "blow it out your ass", dousing them in maxim lubricant and batting a huge hornets nest in their direction...:dev8:
Good idea. Duke kicks @ss....so it is written, so shall it be done.
CJ and Tony trying to best Duke.
Bad idea, cause it's too obvious who would win.
Rickroll being banned. Forever. And EVER.
Excellent. It's so freaking annoying.
Not having an idea for this thread.
Bad Idea. Things get boring.
Microsoft and Rare putting GoldenEye on Xbox Live Arcade.
Nuetral. Depends on how they produce it...
Using Youtube to Brainwash the world...:D
Neutral: good or bad depending on your pov. I thought it was already happening? (
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4) Damn, son.
Sending Nanci Pelosi blindfolded into an ant's nest--of livid brazillian fireants.
Good idea. The ants would solve our politics problem:D
Throwing Terrorists into a pit filled with Hungry South American Bullet Ants.
Good idea(...why not put a bunch of deadly scorpions and snakes in there too?) WE should record it and then send it out as a commercial message to the terrorists: This is your pal, this is your pal being eaten by the jungle for his terror crimes...any questions? :D
sending some groggy annoying roommate dude out to get his cereal milk from a bull. And watch the fun. :dev9:
Good idea. Make sure he's wearing a red shirt. And you're video-taping it:D
Replacing your roommates strawberry milk with hot sauce:D Hee hee hee
Good Idea. Your roommate deserved it, and you get a new desktop background.
Combining a Panzer with a Trebuchet, and then using the creation on your roommate
Overkill, but Good idea.
Firing a huge pile of monkey doodey...and have a monkey fire it off for the ultimate:
MONKEY FLING DOODEY!On the annoying roommate.
Neutral....you don't want it happening in your dorm.
Having the flying monkees from the Wizard of Oz launch a "doodey" bombing run on a rival fraternity house.
Bad Idea, you only have three summons left...
Eating steak in a mosque, while holding up a Terrorist Motivational Poster
Bad idea...do I really need to explain why???
Saying WHAT again...
Good idea.....IF Jules is out of ammo.
Giving Mrs. Wallace a foot massage?
Bad idea. Have you not forgotten that her feet have lives of their own??!!!
Running into....
Really Bad Idea. Shapeshifters can be dangerous when angry.
Going as Luke Skywalker to a 501st Reunion
Bad idea, though I don't think they have real blasters.
Using a trebuchet to throw a panzer tank.
Great Idea, The others guys would surrender
Discussing you ex-wife at a reunion of your new wife's family.
Good idea, if you speak ill of her.
HD-VHS.
Good Idea, it shall help enslave the masses.
Reviving Vladimir Lenin to help destroy capitalism.
Bad idea. He'll catch the Swine Flu and die faster then last time.
Using a panzer to fire a trebuchet.
Not physically possible, but still a great idea.
Making a gun the fires Greek Pillars.
Bad idea, the thing would explode inside the barrel, and then we'd ALL be unhappy:D
Master Chief becoming an Iron Chef.
Bad idea. He'd turn us into cannibals.
Tickling Osama Binladen until l he surrenders.
Bad Idea. He may get the wrong idea and take out his AK-47, making the situation unfavorable.
Forcing Osama Bin Laden to watch 48 hours of Teletubbies and Barnie, then forcing him to watch nothing at all for the next 48 hours.
Worse idea. Same reason, except he might call his guards.
Dipping you a panzer into radioactive waste.
Neutral. Good either completely destroy your enemies, but then again, you may turn your base into Chernobyl all over again...
Combining a dog with a bird.
Awsome. Man's best mutant.
Combining a Panzer with a man to get a Manzer.
Neutral: Already happened in some megaman game, hack or legit, it has still happened...and guess who kicked tank man's ass?
Dousing Nancy Grace in maple syrup and throwing her in a lion's den.
Neutral. She may talk the lions into joining her. Then we'd be done for:D
Throing GTA into some Tar, the dumping him in feathers, and then giving him a cup of tea.:D
Bad idea: your tank isn't going to save you from the henchmen souls I will unleash upon you.
Dropping Nancy grace into a tree mulch grinder...and shooting the lions with bazookas.
Good on the first one, but the second one, no, unless they've aleady been convinced.
Creating the Panzer Mark MMIX, the Panzer for 2009!