Good idea, I've always wanted my own train!
Running off of a sheer cliff while secretly concealing a para sail in a backpack.
Good idea, what a rush!
Telling C.C. from Code Geass to impersonate Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers--and calling her a skank.
Bad idea, she sounds tough.
A superhero called Radiation Poisoning Man, who just stands around his enemies until the succumb to the effects of Radiation Poisoning.
Bad idea: He'd cause too much collateral damage. What's more is science has uncovered that there are bacteria that eat radioactive material and are not harmed by it... You'd essentially have a hero that just stood around, killed innocents and guilty alike and was a wuss vs certain bacteria...
Becoming Samus' personal assistant when you are only 3" tall.
Bad idea, but that could be said regardless of whose assistant you are.
A spray to keep bears away.
Redundant: already have it, called Bear mace. Shoots this little red shaving gel stream of mysery 20-30 ft. :giveup:
Making fun of Joe Pesci's height.
Bad idea. I'm beginning to see a pattern in your suggestions.
Constantly using made up words which, though easily understood, serve the exact same purpose as existing words.
Good idea; colloquially it's a stylistic and fun thing, and in more literary/artistic pursuits it helps capture that 'realistic' feeling.
Putting off homework in favour of other homework due on the same day.
Neutral depends on class, and overall importance to you... I didn't complete college for a few reasons and that sort of catch 22 situation was one of them...
Bad idea. I'm beginning to see a pattern in your suggestions.
Reeeeally? And what is that? (Actually I'm struggling for new material FYI)
Not wearing your steel Everlast undies in case I'm feeling frisky...
Bad idea: you'd be an easier target in just so many ways.
Doing God's work by giving orgasms to the elderly. :xp:
Bad idea.......even if YOU are one of the elderly. :barf:
Forgetting your identity?
Neutral to bad: If nobody can steal it...that sucks...If someone steals it...that sucks even worse.
Serving diarrhea milkshakes at burger world.
Bad idea, regardless of the Burger World bit. I'm at a loss for words.
Claiming that Adam Mitchell (
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Adam_Mitchell) was the best Doctor Who companion ever.
Good idea if it'll make you feel better.
Filling up an office full of HydroChloric acid occupied by people who would dare undermie the work of JosephB222 at deviantart.
Good idea, but over kill. If you're filling an office with liquid, you might as well just drown them.
Sandpaper underwear.
Good idea...for someone you despise. :dev9:
Doing what Gary Lampert recently tried to do and land at the nearest airport instead of an open field when your small experimental aircraft is malfunctioning and on fire while you're flying.
Bad idea. You're going to die either way, but if you crash into an open field, you're only endangering yourself.
Buying the domain name porn.com, and hosting nothing even remotely porn-related on the site.
Good idea if you like pissing off pervs--though I'm sure the church goers and the ultra conservatives might praise you for that.
Selling Mr Anderson's Purple Heart to some guy for $5, while nonchalantly claiming you got shot in the butt.
Bad idea, first part counts as selling stolen goods, and they'll ask you back the second part up.
Shooting yourself in the butt to add some grain of truth to the second part of GTA's idea.
Good idea, why not? :p
Making stupid comments in one of Shem's videos on youtube just so it can end up in the "Seriously, what game did you play" thread of his up in the republic newsfeed @ KOTOR area forum.
(BTW, please my people, go have a lawlfest and react--that's why he made the thread in the first place; to laugh and point at the stupidity of youtube's general population) :xp:
Good idea. Unless he puts your name up.
Strip mine the Earth! (we'll save the other planets for later)
Don't we already?
A new holiday called WTFmas.
Great Idea, now will someone go revive that thread? :dev9:
Launching a rocket that explodes animal entrails.
Great idea at a PETA convention. :dev9:
Selling the "nuclear football" to Achmadinejad, but w/scrambled codes
Good idea especially if its counting down. :dev11:
Doing a failure analysis of a dead XBOX 360.
Letting Matt Kenlon take some pictures of you are a homeless black guy in Biloxi, Mississippi named William Todd...
Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is.
Swimming in the whorehouse pool where Harry Reid claims he learned how to swim as a kid.
BAD idea: You might catch his same infections douchebaggery disease that has plagued him for so long which this country inevitably has caught like a bad case of scabies.
Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is.
*facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot.
Serving Chocolate laxatives at a winter time company dinner since you're getting canned anyways.
Great idea. Let 'em see how full of **it you always thought they were. :devsmoke:
*facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot.
Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that.
Buying your soon-to-be ex-boss a 1-way trip to Mecca.
Depends, if I liked them or not. Goodness of idea relative to how much I liked them.
Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that.
Indeed it was. :devsmoke:
Renaming yourself "Hand Job".
Depends on the sort of company you keep.
Microwaving an airbag.
Neutral: Not sure what kind of airbag but I rather suspect it would be boring. Though you can look up stuff in a microwave on youtube. For example:
j1VPAVFAD2Y
Personally since I have a few microwaves lying around and some spare room and junk...why not? :dev11:
Pretending you are a girl by having a girl avatar and acting the part in order to **** with a noob's head.
Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical.
And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M)
A YouTube series based around deep frying things.
Good idea, based on this series. That would be awesome.
Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical.
I'm contemplating it. Not sure who I should be when I decide to pull it off. :dev11:
Not done to me directly but rather by subtlety, and in one case to someone else I, err, was acquainted with on this forum.
And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjHAPw1q-M)
OMFG! That guy came SOOOOOOOO close to having his head taken CLEAN off! Deeeamn! That was cool.
Stealing corpses occasionally for various uses.
Bad Idea: Chances are you'll get caught, labeled as a Necrophiliac, sent to jail, and dead bodies smell.
Winning the Lottery and deciding to rub it in people's FACES (not with the money, of course, that's just stupid.)
Bad idea. You never know who else might be paying attention and you might end up dead somewhere or taken hostage.
Living in zero-G.
Bad idea, muscles will atrophy.
Literal sideburns.
Neutral: On the one hand it would hurt and all that facial damage which would make it bad, on the other hand it might make you look cool so long as the scars didn't get infected or something like that, middle of the road says some people are just so gawsh-durn uuuuugly that it wouldn't make any difference. You decide.
Hitching a ride with Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn.
Good idea. You probably won't get where you need to go, but you won't be bored.
For the next Legend of Zelda game, having Link look like this:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/link.jpg)
Depends on the Rom Hacker's perspective...I guess...
Trebuchet launching a pile of flaming manure in a piano at John Stewart, fired by Matt Groening.
Good idea.....especially if he's interviewing someone like Oberman or Garafolo at the time.
Being at ground zero during a nuke strike.
Good idea if you're the abominable monkey creature on the cheetah men.
Having a rope tied to your mid extremities and jumping out a 10 story window, in -13Degree farenheit blizzard.
Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it?
A burger with a donut for a bun.
Depends on the type of donut, but probably a bad idea if you like good health.
Going commando under a kilt while getting married in Scotland on a windy day in an outside ceremony.
^^^Good idea if you're what's his face (whom I'm not acquainted with) in ahto who is getting married (something like that?)...THAT, or you're Rowdy Roddy Piper.
http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpz4urhyQs1qzqc6po1_400.jpg)
Ohhhh Yah! Ya damn bet'cha!!!!!
Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it?
Reference to ICP song: "What is a Juggalo?" If you don't want to hear it, it's the 4th "What is" @ ~0:52. Youtube it...but it's a pretty funny song...unless you hate ICP.
Putting ten pounds of itch powder in the ventilation system of a community college you hate. :devsmoke:
Good idea. I doubt they'd be able to figure out an adequate method of revenge.
Smashing the window on your microwave before using it.
Neutral: while microwaves have no apparent immediate significant effects on your health, you'd destroy the electronics nearby it even faster than microwaves normally already do plus you're still putting yourself at risk for brain cancer or something--actually I hear this is what is used by police for their little known "pain ray" devices they use on the front of their cars for crowd control. I can offer info on the disruptive effects of microwaves but little else without verifying your age and sending you a disclaimer.
Literally beating a dead horse. :devsmoke:
Neutral: It's dead.
Making all future robots adherent to the Three Laws.
Good idea, but a fourth one couldn't hurt.
Making all future robots study the Three R's.
Good idea so long as those three R's aren't Rap, Rape, and Rank.
Sleeping in the Taun Taun for the night with Luke to keep from dying of cold.