That is a disturbing thought. I would destroy everything:D
What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a whoopsie?
I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set.
What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits? :dev8:
The parents who bought that video for their kids thinking it was a family film are gonna be all kinds of pissed.
What if Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, and Robots all got into a four way war?
It would make an awesome video game series.:D
What if Michael Bolten decided to declare war on Full House?
Nobody would care, that show's been off the air for more than ten years.
What if I spoke out against the WBC until the alias God?
I dunno, you'd have to ask 'them'.
What if I was that old janitor/farmer/serial killer guy on beavis and butthead? :devsmoke:
You'd be a cartoon.
What if no one posted after this one?
This thread would be dead with your name as the last to post, but that ain't happenin' now, buster.
What if that same farmer guy was plinkin' his hoarseys all drunk'n' stuff?
Well, he might get a kick out of it. :devsmoke:
What if you don't have Big Baby Sweet's money.....mutha *****?
Depends: whose mamma is he talking to?
What if you knew a song that got on everybody's nerves?
I'd blare it from a secret location and drive everyone temporarily insane while I took all their worldly possessions.
What if noone ever found out it was me that did it?
Impossible: I can be even more obnoxious, so I'd know.
What if someone %^&*'d with big baby sweets' money?
Then it'd be very sticky, and noone would want to spend it.
What if GTA:SWcity didn't overestimate his jerkiness?
Nothing would really change. :dev9:
What if Kreai really were Handmaiden's mother...
The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!)
What if Alkonium needed a bath?
Then GTA would happily provide that service for him.....personally.
What if all the soap in the world disappeared?
Then Totenkopf would happily make some, personally. :naughty:
What if someone let the dogs out to crap in Totenkopf's yard?
Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. :D
What if the world blew up because of something stupid you did?
We'd all be dead, but at least nobody would know it was me who screwed up.
What if the Old Dancing Man of Six Flags was as large as Godzilla and started doing his dance in the middle of New York while the song played so loud everybody could hear it?
I'd bazooka the thing to deat and tell whoever is operating the music to turn it down or at least change the song to something that doesn't suck.
Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. :D
Actually, I pretended to do that so big chuck could sneak in and pour turbo lax in your drink. :dev9: What I really did, though was use all the dog crap to bake a "chocolate cake" for Barney Frank. Hope you don't mind I used your tupperwear and your fridge...BTW you might wanna check your stuff'd animal collection. :dev11:
What if Tasmanian devils decided your leg was lunch?
My leg would be in a bottomless pit of a stomach.
What if dogs sprouted wings?
You wouldn't need to shoot the duck.
What if GTA disappeared?
Then TMM would take up the mantle of LF jerk. :xp:
What if pruning jobs included pruning the house by felling a tree?
Then I would be the best pruner in the world:D
What if I was suddenly given the command of a large Federation of Countries, and I took complete and utter control of LF? *Beat that weirdness!!:D*
I'd go to the Brothers All Forums.:xp:
What if LF ceased to exist?
Then there would be no reason to let you live...BWAHAHAHAAH!!! *Activates bomb* :D
Where are the cows?
Where the cows go.
What does it mean?
It means the cows are attacking your farm,
Who you gonna call!!!!!!??????:D
Yo Mamma!
Who you gonna call????!!!!
Ghostbusters
What if I called Ghostbusters?
I'd drain every supernatural pest from your home for half their price.
Who you gonna call????!!!!
THEEEEEE AAAAALLLLLMMMMMMIIIIIIGHTY BUUUUNGHOOOLIOOOOO!
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Beavis!
(He *IS* Cornholio.)
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What if I asked you to get me some teepee for my bunghole?
I'd tell you #&%&^(#$!
(I kid, I kid:p)
What if I told you to tell him to say to her to mail a letter to he who will take over the world...
I'd would just as well take over the world b/c that would take about the same amount of time to do it myself. :dev9:
What if Donkey Kong was in your bath tub?
I would get in with him
What if I did a backfilp?
I'd congratulate you and tell you you're on your way to becoming a street fighter for Capcom.
What if Lob Dobbs wanted an interview with you?
He would either agree with my terms for world domination, or he would suddenly find himself in Siberia. And worse.:D
What if you parachuted out of a plane and landed in George Bush's house?
I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me.
What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?
We would all be looking at the wrong castles.
What if you had a dream that told you to sacrifice your only child to the Shrike?
I'd deck whoever it was whispering in my ear as I slept. Or toss a boot. Or take that kind of personal intrusion as consent for something really :naughty:.
What if Cheech and Chong did one more tour together?
Then tickets would be impossible to get....we're already a bit late......
What if Chuck Norris took over the world?
We'd all be dead from the shear POWAH emanating from him.
What if everything related to "Twilight" disappeared?
That would suck.
What if you were hairy like a dog, strong like a gorilla, and you were tall and smelly?
I'd be Chewbacca's brother in-law.
What if the sasquatch was standing in front of you?
He'd pobably look like you, but be powerful instead of pitiful. :dev9:
What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle?
I'd stockpile it before it went to 75.
What if you had a chance to win a million dollars?
Then I'd do whatever possible to win the money.
What would happen if the Earth got invaded by aliens?
I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens.
What if Ping's name got changed to ing.
You'd probably P yourself.
What if the Cookie Monster were real?
You mean he isn't?
:ball:
:p
What if emoticons flashed above peoples heads to display emotion.
That'd make life so much easier...
What if I shot myself in the foot and blamed the gun control laws?