No, really.

I'd have...

'Thank God he's dead'
'Well that certainly took long enough!'
'He had a good, long life, but died anyway.'
'We are all better off for him having passed'
'I'm sure he's looking up on you and smiling'
'Whether you knew him or not, he's still dead'
'Good body, one previous owner, now deceased. Enquire within'
'Dead'
'Hey, a corpse!'

That's it. Just a few ideas http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif)


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Feral

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"Mouthwash we don't need no stinkin mouthwash"

how about a line from an old ocean poem -
"what awaits us in the fog, who is singing that song"
-its about a boat going into a fog and they dont know whrere they are headed but the song of adventure drives them on
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uh...

she died too old

or

R.I.H
rest in hell
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or

she was eaten by a mountain lion. or she died of natural causes, something like that

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and this ladies and gentlemen, is why we had 8 year olds!

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Jonathan You are a **** plain and simple.What type of person goes around writing death poems for someone elses pet dog?,you should seek therapy unless you already tried,but they tried everything and failed miserably.
It's sad enough that you go around the forum talking about Jellybeans and Blowing raspberrys.But now i think we've all seen what a complete @sshole you truly are.Lets just hope you have a good future.And I suppose if you get fired from your job as a garbage man,you'll probably threaten to poison the bosses cat or something.
And FrenchyD this guy should'nt even be compared to an 8 year old,that would just been insulting 8 year olds.

Jonathan Carter you are a complete and utter Jack@ss ITS TRUE,ITS TRUE http://www.escapemi.com/forums/mad.gif)

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As for the topic subject I don't even want to think about my Tombstone Yet.(and because i can't think of something good,so i had to improvise)

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"ah crap"
"guess he really wasnt superman"
"too bad he didnt obey that stop sign"
"oops"

this just reminded me of something, have any of you seen that stupid commercial for TOMBSTONE ****a? and the guy is like: muahaha what do you want on your tombstone, and the other guy says something stupid like cheese or whatever. it's really gay. http://www.escapemi.com/forums/smile.gif)

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Originally posted by newfoundgloryboy:

"guess he really wasnt superman"


you remind me so much of my friend eric!! heheh! hold on i have a saying he always says

it takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him

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I want my tombstone to look like a computer with Screen, Keybord and all.
The display will show:

Press ENTER to Return.

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Perhaps, if I am very lucky, the feeble efforts of my lifetime will someday be noticed, and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledged as the grwatest works of genius ever created by Man

-Jack Handey-

'Oh my god--he's moving!'
'They never found his body...'

Here's a morbid funeral joke, for your amusement:

A close friend was tragically decapitated in a freak accident. When it came time to place the coffin in the ground, the harness that was carrying it broke, and no one was quick enough, or strong enough to do anything about it.

As the casket fell to the ground, it opened, and the head rolled out... down the hill, to another group who happened to also be there to bury one of their loved ones. Looking down the hill, someone yelled to the group below, "A little help??"

A moment of awakward silence passes, and this sentence was soon heard from someone:

"Heads up!!!"


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"My tombstone is gonna say, 'Phoebe Buffay, buried alive.'"

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"Pepperoni"

Sorry...bad joke...and obscure...hopefully someone got it.

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I am Woman Hear Me Roar http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif) (hehehehe)

Here's something some guys might like on their grave, I got it as a mobile text message...

When I'm dead and in my grave no more pussy will I crave and upon my headstone will be seen "Here lies the bones of a F*cking Machine"

- No digging
- Rest In Pieces. (He fell from a roof)

Nah. I`m gonna be buried in a mass grave anyway.

"Tombstone $50,00"
"Voted dead, after 32 recounts"

Well that's all I can think of right now

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