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Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer

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 Totenkopf
04-27-2010, 4:40 PM
#2601
Ed would fall victim to the "full pretzel". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suNRW45YDXA)

What if I asked a smart question instead of a stupid one?
 Darth Avlectus
04-29-2010, 7:05 PM
#2602
I would still give you a stupid answer.

What if Bayonetta was your mom?
 Totenkopf
04-29-2010, 8:35 PM
#2603
Well, if you tried to feel her up you might be castrated w/o benefit of anesthetic. :devsmoke:

What if Dr. Evil were your dad?
 Darth Avlectus
04-29-2010, 9:21 PM
#2604
I wouldn't make the same mistake as his son Scott, I'd still run like beavis on the SNES videogame, and knowing he's the root of all that is evil... I'd hire Clarence Bodicker and his gang to assassinate him.


What if T-101 faced off against Iron Man?
 Trench
04-30-2010, 1:54 AM
#2605
Iron Man > T-101. Nuff said.

Why all the "What If" questions?
 Darth Avlectus
04-30-2010, 2:15 PM
#2606
Because they still qualify as questions, and monkey fling doodey.

Who would want to have a hentai anime drawn of themselves jumping the bones of Temari?
 Totenkopf
04-30-2010, 3:59 PM
#2607
Probably the same person/people that would want to jump her bones if she were real.

Why ask why?
 Darth Avlectus
04-30-2010, 5:18 PM
#2608
Because, answer because. :p


What are you going to do when I'm done doing your mom?
 Totenkopf
05-01-2010, 9:01 AM
#2609
Force you to do your own mom. :dev9:

Why would you want to do your own mom anyway?
 Darth Avlectus
05-01-2010, 9:28 PM
#2610
Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.


What would you do if I was R. Kelly?
 purifier
06-19-2010, 4:17 AM
#2611
I'd ask you if you were really R. Kelly.





What if this wasn't a question?
 Isaac Clarke
06-19-2010, 8:44 AM
#2612
Then it wouldn't be a question.

What if the internet shut down permanently?
 Demongo
06-19-2010, 9:46 AM
#2613
I would blame it on you via PM

What if green wouldn't exist?
 Totenkopf
06-19-2010, 4:08 PM
#2614
Someone would invent it.

What if you didn't exist?


Same reason as you would want to do your own mom.

But.....I'm not doing your own mom. :xp: Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan. :devsmoke:
 Trench
06-20-2010, 12:12 AM
#2615
What fun would that be?

What if your own mom didn't exist?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 12:41 AM
#2616
If your own mom didn't exist, you wouldn't have to worry about the affrontery of GTA trying to sex her up. :devsmoke:

What if this forum charged $$ to belong to it?
 purifier
06-20-2010, 1:45 AM
#2617
Than I would ban myself.







What if Jack be nimble and Jack be quick?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 1:49 AM
#2618
Then when he jumps over the flame he won't burn off his prick.

Who da man?
 Demongo
06-20-2010, 9:04 AM
#2619
You da man.

What if there were no badges?
 purifier
06-20-2010, 12:30 PM
#2620
:carms: BADGES! BADGES YOU SAY! Wweeee don't need no stink'in BADGES!







Why is there a question within this question?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 1:41 PM
#2621
For the same reason there's no answer w/in this answer.

Is GTA really a doody throwing ninja monkey general in disguise?
 purifier
06-20-2010, 1:59 PM
#2622
:nod:.......:dev8:










What is the answer to the answer?
 Demongo
06-20-2010, 3:55 PM
#2623
^^ DA GREAT BLACK VOID



What if a frog would crawl out of your monitor, kiss you, get back and then appear as your desktop......
 Hallucination
06-20-2010, 4:15 PM
#2624
I'd tell my friends about the Miracle Frog, and they would laugh because it's similar to an inside joke of ours.

What would you do if your computer automatically censored all 18+ content you try to view?
 Demongo
06-20-2010, 5:19 PM
#2625
I would push the big.............OOOOOOH what does this button do???? *pushes big red button*



What if that big red button wouldn't do anything with 18+ block?
 Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 6:22 PM
#2626
^^^The same reasons as always:
1) Why does a dog lick its nads? BECAUSE IT CAN!!!
2) You asked it.


But.....I'm not doing your own mom. :xp: Keep mine out of this you dirty perv or I might have to hire Red to give you a manual colon scan. :devsmoke:

Nice one gramps, only took you a month to reply to that.
http://www.eckernet.com/images/Red_Forman_Award.jpg)

Why is it that every time I say sugar bear, some buttmunch has to play that ridiculous fanfare? Who the **** keeps playin' that music?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 9:38 PM
#2627
That buttmaunch is Red Forman.......his foot's a little sore from kicking your ass to no effect that he's decided to try mindgames on your sorry self. ;)

Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts?
 Hallucination
06-20-2010, 10:40 PM
#2628
He's some weird flavour of tsundere.

Why do people think 'tsundere' is a useful word?
 Alkonium
06-20-2010, 10:42 PM
#2629
They don't, you just made it up.

What does it even mean?
 Hallucination
06-20-2010, 10:50 PM
#2630
It means you should learn to google.

Who doesn't know what 'tsundere' means?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 11:09 PM
#2631
No one that matters.

Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members? :raise:
 Trench
06-20-2010, 11:27 PM
#2632
I think we all are. Implying, not crushing. ¬_¬

What if LucasForums members were eligible for a tax write-off?
 Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:30 PM
#2633
Teh admin would be getting fat wallets.


Is Hal implying that GTA has man-crushes on other LF members?




About as much as you're implying that I do. He's just got style.

Why is GTA upset that anyone even pays attention to his posts? I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say. :dev8: :iceburn:



What does it even mean?
Example. Black Lagoon anime. Revy to Rock over time.

He's some weird flavour of tsundere.
I could say the same about you. :smirk2:
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Why hasn't this thread moved onto the subject of beating each other senseless with cacti?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 11:31 PM
#2634
B/c we're not masochists, like you.

Why ain't it over till the fat lady sings?


I didn't know anyone besides you really payed any attention to anything I had to say. :dev8:

Charity's a bitch, I gotta tell ya. :devburn:
 Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:33 PM
#2635
Because even when she sings, you still don't stop.


Why is Greg from redeye such a jackass?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 11:36 PM
#2636
B/c he emulates you. :iceburn:

Have you met your Baker yet?
 Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:38 PM
#2637
No, but I've met Bam Margera.

Why does Greg emulate me?
 Totenkopf
06-20-2010, 11:40 PM
#2638
B/c he can't be you.

Are unicorns for real and are they ridden by leprechauns?
 Trench
06-20-2010, 11:50 PM
#2639
Of course not. That would be ridiculous.

Why would you do that?
 Darth Avlectus
06-20-2010, 11:53 PM
#2640
Because I just left a dead dessicated Raccoon in your 'fridge. :dev9:


What does a Guiness look like?
 Demongo
06-21-2010, 8:33 AM
#2641
Use your imagination


What does GTA look like?
 Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 11:32 AM
#2642
Vincent Volaju
http://images.absoluteanime.com/cowboy_bebop/vincent.jpg)
sorta...

What does Demongo look like?
 Trench
06-21-2010, 12:27 PM
#2643
A black silhouette with a blue fire mohawk.

What does Totenkopf look like?
 Demongo
06-21-2010, 1:07 PM
#2644
Like a healthy mummy

What does Jai'galaar Bralor look like?
 Trench
06-21-2010, 1:32 PM
#2645
A lot like Jai'galaar Bralor.

Who said that?
 Totenkopf
06-21-2010, 2:23 PM
#2646
The voices in your head, crazy boy.

Why does the mando lover have voices in his head that drive him to distraction?
 Darth Avlectus
06-21-2010, 2:47 PM
#2647
Because it's a remnant of Kreia, that blasted witch.

Why does macgrueber insist upon shooting ping pong balls out of a certan bodily orifice of his (I mean that's all good behind closed doors, ALONE, and especially when a bomb ISN'T about to go off)?
 purifier
06-21-2010, 6:19 PM
#2648
Because he wants more reviews , then what the cast of the "A-Team" is getting.






How many licks does it take to get to the center of a rock?
 Alkonium
06-21-2010, 6:40 PM
#2649
Any number divided by zero.

What do the names Bob, Otto, and Zabagabaz all have in common?
 Demongo
06-21-2010, 7:40 PM
#2650
They were all in that question

What do you get if you divide green with blue?
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