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Psychonauts Character Blogs

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 Haruko
04-17-2006, 5:11 PM
#1
Hi, everybody! First time poster, long time enjoyer of The Most Excellent Game Psychonauts. I was curious as to what happened to those extremely entertaining character blogs that were written some time ago by Tim in a moment of writer's block (so the story I read goes). Are they still available anywhere?
Thanks!

On another note: SPRING BREAK! WHOO-HOOO!
 Gruducuuz
04-17-2006, 8:27 PM
#2
Last I heard, someone had saved Raz's profile thing.

I also thought the story went:

Tim was having a hard time figuring out who would be with who, so he put what everyone acted like on a dating site, to see who ended up with who.


But I have been known to change storys as I read them as to what I understand.


Welcome!
 Haruko
04-17-2006, 9:50 PM
#3
Thanks for the welcome! :D

Your version of the story is ten thousand times more adorable. And that's really unfortunate Raz's was the only one saved (I remember chortling incessently when I read the comments on Bobby Zilch's profile). Awww.
 DarthAve
04-17-2006, 9:59 PM
#4
I never read any of them. I found out about Psychonauts 2 months after it's release.
 Thrik
04-17-2006, 10:01 PM
#5
See this thread (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=144959) for what you're looking for. I'll warn you in advance, though: Razputin is the only one which remains — the rest were deleted — and in addition you cannot view the profile without being invited into his “social network”.

Although Remi pasted the contents of the page into the aforementioned thread, you can also grab a screengrab that I've just taken of the whole page here (http://files.ryansgoblog.com/small/image/razfriendster.gif).
 DarthAve
04-17-2006, 11:34 PM
#6
Yet again, the mysterious Thrik has come to the rescue. Why don't you stop by more often, oh masked superhero kinda like Vocabular,yet not?
 ValeriePF
04-18-2006, 12:55 AM
#7
Hm, that Raz profile on friendster is very similar to the Myspace one that still exists. In fact, all of the campers' Myspaces still exist...
 DarthAve
04-18-2006, 1:02 AM
#8
Hm, that Raz profile on friendster is very similar to the Myspace one that still exists. In fact, all of the campers' Myspaces still exist...
Ohhh, link please.
 Haruko
04-18-2006, 6:28 AM
#9
Oh, awesome! Found 'em all on myspace!

Dogen (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=13765283) )

Lili (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13762391)

Mikail (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763681)

J.T. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763719)

Chloe (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763764)

Pheobe (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763825)

Quentin (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763859)

Benny (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763899)

Bobby (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13763942)

Maloof (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13764001)

Elton (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765139)

Kitty (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765167)

Franke (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765182)

Milka (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765197)

Chops (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765224)

Clem (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765244)

Crystal (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13765266)

Elka (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13783929)

Nils (http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=13765139)

Vernon (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=13785181)

Raz (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=13809913)

Before you ask, yes, they are all equally hilarious and adorable.
 DarthAve
04-18-2006, 4:35 PM
#10
OH kick ASS!!!

I totally need a myspace now so I can comment.
 ValeriePF
04-18-2006, 5:03 PM
#11
I don't think you'd be able to comment, since you have to be their friend, and the accounts haven't been touched in ages. I doubt Tim would accept requests anyway. I almost want to try, though, with my kickass Myspace account.
 Rock_California
04-18-2006, 7:01 PM
#12
Awesome. I've read the Lili one so far...
 zelda 41
04-18-2006, 7:03 PM
#13
What the heck is myspace???
I mean, I've heard of it, but what is it???
 DarthAve
04-18-2006, 7:33 PM
#14
I don't think you'd be able to comment, since you have to be their friend, and the accounts haven't been touched in ages. I doubt Tim would accept requests anyway. I almost want to try, though, with my kickass Myspace account.
I wanna try and be Elton's friend.

P.S. According to that, Vernon's from Cincinatti! I could go visit him!
 Mashi An'krekku
04-21-2006, 9:31 PM
#15
Woah. I'm afraid of MySpace.
...
*poke @ Lili* YEEE! *'splode*
 DarthAve
04-21-2006, 9:32 PM
#16
Nice, now we have to pick up your remains Mashi.

Milka's is so sad. Her mother hates her because she looks too much like her father.
 Gruducuuz
04-21-2006, 9:57 PM
#17
What the heck is myspace???
I mean, I've heard of it, but what is it???

Myspace = e-diary
 DarthAve
04-21-2006, 10:03 PM
#18
OMG

Milka, you have shown me that you're never to old to change. You saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I'm kissing. You are like the siren who called this old sailor to shore. The ship of my heart is dashed upon the jagged rocks of your love, in the best way. Oh, that reminds me. I found your retainer in my neckerchief.

I love Elton all over again.

Myspace = e-diary
Like xanga and livejournal for people who don't mind getting raped.
 Mashi An'krekku
04-21-2006, 11:01 PM
#19
I finally got around to reading some of them. I <3 them. Especially Lili for adoring my mother's non-existant musical talent.
...
I was pretending to miss the point of that.
 DarthAve
04-22-2006, 12:07 AM
#20
Did anyone else notice Chloe likes 2pac.

I new that was the most gangsta ailen ever.

I can imagine it now....

Bobby: Uhh, Hi Chloe. Whatcha doin'?
Chloe: Go away, I'm listning to 2pac. He's so motha f***** badass.
Bobby: O RLY???
 Haruko
04-23-2006, 2:57 PM
#21
There anybody with a cool site that can save all of these for posterity? It'd be a real shame if Dogen's love of both Babe 2 and Scanners were lost in the sands of time...
 DarthAve
04-23-2006, 5:22 PM
#22
I don't think I could save them. I doubt I could bookamrk them all, or even link them to my xanga.

Well, all the links are here. And If Tim started them, let's just prey he doesn't shut them down.
 Mashi An'krekku
04-23-2006, 5:56 PM
#23
I CAN SAVE THEM! I'd just need all of the comments.
...Which means I guess I have to sign up for MySpace. *shudder*
 DarthAve
04-23-2006, 6:16 PM
#24
Mashi to the rescue!!!

Oy vay!!!!
 Mashi An'krekku
04-23-2006, 7:17 PM
#25
Oy vey indeed.
I still haven't done anything about it. xD
 Haruko
04-23-2006, 7:20 PM
#26
I've got a myspace account. I'll get all the comments so you don't have to risk being both raped and maimed. :)
 Mashi An'krekku
04-24-2006, 7:44 PM
#27
Save the page as. That's what I was gonna do but I guess you'll do it for me, Haru-hara.
...
If you guys want, I'll host 'em.
 Smon
04-24-2006, 8:15 PM
#28
I'm never, EVER going to sign up for MySpace... it is boring.

...and pure evil.

http://www.dbl-comic.com/comics/1/00000139.gif)

...where do I get these?
 DarthAve
04-24-2006, 8:24 PM
#29
Please, xanga's a bajillion times better, and all the hot preppy chicks have xanga's. Besides, I can be on your buddy list! Klia's got a xanga, but she pretty much never post.
 Klia
05-06-2006, 8:11 PM
#30
Please, xanga's a bajillion times better, and all the hot preppy chicks have xanga's. Besides, I can be on your buddy list! Klia's got a xanga, but she pretty much never post.

Thank you for reminding me about that.

I need to update the outline of it, I'm having issues with that. Issues such as it doesn't inspire me and hurts me eyes.

Though I don't know what to post on them.

I read through most of those Psychonauts blogs and love them to death. They're saved in my favorites folder.
 DarthAve
05-07-2006, 1:03 PM
#31
Thank you for reminding me about that.

I need to update the outline of it, I'm having issues with that. Issues such as it doesn't inspire me and hurts me eyes.

Though I don't know what to post on them.

I read through most of those Psychonauts blogs and love them to death. They're saved in my favorites folder.
I'd be glad about you posting. I've been posting like a mad women and all the remenance of Psychonauts has pretty much been erased.

I do remember when you commented me and called me jebus. I was all 'I'm not jebus.'

It's pretty sad I remember that.
 Klia
05-07-2006, 3:18 PM
#32
I'd be glad about you posting. I've been posting like a mad women and all the remenance of Psychonauts has pretty much been erased.

I do remember when you commented me and called me jebus. I was all 'I'm not jebus.'

It's pretty sad I remember that.

Nah, I remember some odd things that I wish I didn't remember.

Jebus was from the Simpsons...yeah I liked the Simpsons even then.

I'm going to start posting now.
 DarthAve
05-07-2006, 3:55 PM
#33
~dwindles fingers~"Excellent."
 Klia
05-07-2006, 3:59 PM
#34
~dwindles fingers~"Excellent."


OOOOMMMGGG

and this I guess

http://www.xanga.com/Xmchord)
 DarthAve
05-07-2006, 7:34 PM
#35
Would that be you, cause this (http://www.xanga.com/Darth_Ave) would be me.
 Rain Woman
06-05-2006, 7:52 AM
#36
Forgive me for dredging up a somewhat old topic, but I felt like adding my own comments on the characters' blogs after reading them, since not much else is going on on this board.

- According to Raz's profile, he's from Lithuania. Odd; he sounds American to me - and so does his dad, for that matter. Hm.

- (Crystal, in a comment on Chloe's page) "God f***ing damnit!" HEY! Schafer, could you have eased off on the extreme curses? "That s will f you straight up" and "shiznit" are okay, if borderline, but actual obscenities are going a bit too far, if you ask me. Were you going for a T or an M rating when developing Psychonauts?

- According to Benny's profile, he loves musicals. Kind of a pity they didn't incorporate this trait of his into his dialogue in the game, since it would make him more than just a standard moronic bully's lackey. Of course they wouldn't have had him actually break into a Broadway number at some point, since they'd have to get the publishing rights to the song, and the game already had enough production problems. :p

- Is it me, or does Elton have "future closet gay" written all over him, from his description of himself on his page? He didn't get to see his dad much, then his dad died, then "I was raised by my mom in a big hotel just for ladies." Of course we all know he actually is straight, considering his affection for Milka and his initial affection for Lili.

I must say, these profiles, Elton's especially, show that Schafer put a LOT of thought into developing his characters' backstories. They REALLY make me want to see more of these characters, if not in a Psychonauts sequel, perhaps a cartoon or comic book series.

Maybe someday.


"Oh my God! Let's make out!"
 Mashi An'krekku
06-05-2006, 1:26 PM
#37
Indeed, woman of the rain. Some follow up needs to be done BECAUSE WE ALL CRAVE FOR MORE. WHITE CASTLE.
...Aw, man. I wanna go to White Castle. Like now.
 DarthAve
06-05-2006, 1:47 PM
#38
Yeah, I would like too see a Psychonauts cartoon on Nick or somthing. I would religiously watch that. Especially if Bobby talked of his broadway love(that we share. I lurve wicked) and Elton actually butsed out that accordian he claims to play.

Accordians are sexy.

Also,
"OMFG! Total master!!!!!!!11 He's like Lord God King Canoe Man! Elton rules the lake! :D :D!"

I was cracking up when I read this.
 Mashi An'krekku
06-05-2006, 5:18 PM
#39
Not Nickelodeon. Psychonauts could be a tad Adult Swimmy.
 DarthAve
06-05-2006, 5:34 PM
#40
You've got a point.

Accordians are still sexy.
 Jintor
06-07-2006, 5:40 AM
#41
Mmmmm... ah, I wish that fancomic by Squidbunnies had gotton approval... *sigh*
 DarthAve
06-08-2006, 1:01 PM
#42
Mmmmm... ah, I wish that fancomic by Squidbunnies had gotton approval... *sigh*
I love those. Their so creatively cute. And funky too. I Love the use of color.
 pyrohappygirl
06-09-2006, 1:58 AM
#43
I liked the little bits I've seen of it...
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