Anyone who replied to my last one (6 pages and 203 replies ;] )
will know that the rules go like this:
Some dude posts some doody insult, then the next dude posts some even doodier cumback.
aaannndd...GO!
You fight like a dairy farmer*
*just gettin started... ;]
Yeah well you fight like a Dairy Farmers Cow:p
Heres a new one:
You look like a roach
I feel like I'm speaking to a roaches' cock...
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, you on the other hand, cause happiness whenever they go. ;)
Im causing happines because im killing stupid guys like you ^^
It's anoying that every time you open your moth, you say something stupid!
everyone agrees that you're an idiot, so I'm not alone there...
You're so fat, you fell in love and broke it :p
You picked your grandmas glasses!
You have such a bad graphic card, so you can't even read what im writing!
I read what you said, and had to go to bed!! (I puked)
(the best I could think of...:/)
You're so ugly, that you're under 4's baby minder has to feed you with a slingshot!
She's not feading you at all!
You homosexual, missplaced, melting, green, drooling, burning piece of orange windows!
And you're illiterate.
;)
you're so ugly, that when you walk into a bank, they have to turn off the survailence camera!!!
When you enter the bank, the survailence camera explodes!
You smell so bad that people die when talking to you!
That's ok, cause I prefer not to talk to people, you blowhard.
*Next sentence rated R. Please keep the kiddys in the next room*
You're a blowhard whose into blowhard beastiality.
(cant think of a comeback)
you suck Rhinosaurus
And smell like one too
ha! weak minded FO:mrt:L!! you forgot to insult me!
You're so fat, you gave the hospital stretch marks while being born.(that, my freind, is art.):cool:
You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.
(wtf was that)
At least I have a tiny weiner, you have nothing.
You are so friggin ugly, when you were born your mom said "Itds beautiful" Snad your dad said "Lets bury it".
That wasn't my dad, it was hitler.
You THUCK!
Originally posted by The Bard
You can't get laid because ur a frigging nerd, that u decided to **** ur own feces and ur sisters and the rest of ur familys. then u got so tired of that that u decided to **** animals like mices, tis a peety that ur dick was way too small for mice so u had to change to beetles, **** faced ****er.
o_O
okaaaaay then.
Hah! You forgot to write a combat to my insult, and you didn't even write a new insult!
You definately THUCK!
That was an insult? I thought you were commenting on a museum.
You're so ugly, that when you jump into a bath, the warer jumps out!
Guess what happens when you jump...
I have more posts than you!
crap off.. :/
you suck your finger cause you can't get a boyfreind, you GAYBOY!
(j/k ;))
Hah! Was (J/K;)) supposed to be an insult?
You look like a banana!
at least I have something that slightly resembles it's shape...
you smell like someone threw up in your moth
(I said j/k cause I said gayboy and the innuendo with the BJ...):dozey:
You WERE the throw-up in my mouth (eww j/k)
You look like you took a feces bath and like you rubbed feces everywhere on you.
you are a feces. *cough*
you look like someone just cheese-grated a turd.
You look like you just jumped out of someones stomach.
in that case I look better than you.
You wouldn't even look good after9 coronas! (
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/coronas.shtml)
You're so fat I'll bet you can't even see your toes,and when you get your shoes shined,you have to take their word for it!
*shouldnt you write a comback to the nine coronas?*
*shouldn't you write a comeback to the shoe shine fat joke*
oh yeah!EARLIER:Yeah,at least I can think straight.
That was an insult?
Merry christmas! <--Insult
(shut up):p
You're so fat,when you jump in the ocean,the Whales start singing,"WE ARE FAMILY!"
You were the WHALES in the ocean :xp:
Your so poor I saw you on the street doing in act with mice and the mice were singing "We are family, everybody party with this bitch".
MOTHER ****ING BITCHES WONT SHUT THE **** UP< MOTHER ****WER!!! U SHOULD TRY PUTTING SOMEONES PENICE IN UR ASS AND SEE IF IT CAN SHUT U UP< MAN!! SO U CAN"T EVEN GET SOMEONE TO **** U IN THE ASS ??? **** UR ANIMALS, BUY A ****IN DILDO< BUY SOMKTHING THAT WILL SHUT THE **** UP< AND I DON"T ****IN CARE ABPOUT UR ****IN LIL INSULTS U ****IN BITCH MOTHER ****IN ASS WHOLE WINKER MOTHER ****ER BITCH! I DON"T CARE IF I SAY TOO MANY INSULTS> SO PUT SOMETHING IN UR ****IN LIL ARSE AND COUNT TO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000! **** WHAT AM I SAYING DON"T COUNT! JUST PUT A GONE IN UR ARSE AND FIRE IT!!!
((To TheOutrider:))
They were talking to you and you joined them.
((To The Bard:))
Your post was so illegible I didn't bother reading it... I'll guess I'm better off that way.
TO THE ****ING SON OF A BITCH THAT WROTE THE ****IN MESSAGE THAT'S BLOODY ON TOP OF THIS ONE:
DEAR MOTHER ****ER: I DON'T CARE IF U DIDN'T ****IN READ MY BLOODY MESSAGE. AND I AM SURE THAT U READ IT, THOUGH U SAY OTHERWISE. THE GAME IS LIKE THIS U INSULT! THAT'S WHAT I AM ****IN DOIN, ASS HOLE. DON'T ****IN COME TO ME WHITH UR ****ING NOSE UP IN THE AIR AND SAY: BLA BLA ****IN BLA, I'M TO GOD TO READ BARDS MESSAGE!. LET ME TELL U SOMETHING PLEASE, I WILL TELL U THIS BECAUSE U SAY U HAVN'T READ MY LAST ****ING MESSAGE: STICK A ****IN GUN INTO UR ****IN ASS HOLE AND BLOW! DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE BULLETS , ASS HOLE WINKER. HE.
Note to Bard: I read that message, but let me tell you a little secret... ALL CAPITALS WITH THE LITTLE * THINGY ISN'T EASY TO READ... then again, you wouldn't find it hard since you write that way... maybe you need to get your eyes checked... you shouldn't need to write that way to see what you've written.
Bottom line: Get your eyes checked and get a bar of soap. Your mouth needs it.
Ok wow your phycotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers, and dude your starting to get to the point where your actually pissing people off okay.
Your mama so dumb she stared at a juicebox for 20 minutes before she realized that was a homynymn of concentrate.:D
You were soppused to insult me, not my mama!
You're illiterate!
Who's illiterate here, you piece of metal? If your name says anything about you, you've got no brain!
You're so skinny that you fell through the grate of a storm drain. This caused people to think the storm drain was haunted because nobody could see you when they looked in.
Oh yeah?
That was a compliment!
You're a piece of pathetic, overweighted, missplaced, overdone, electrified, burning, crushed, annihilated, blurred, hungry, dissapointing, homosexual, melting, drooling, slippery, grimey, grog-gone-bad colored, nasty, stupid, blind, drunken monkey-armpit-smelling, fatuous barnacle-covered simpleton so unworthy to be graced with my presence that there are no methods of extinguishing you that inflict the proper amount of excrusiating pain and suffering you deserve!
excrutiating pain feel good!:rolleyes:
geez,you must have had a problem with the production line to come out that way!
Took some time to write that insult...
*insult, insult*
*comeback,comeback*
whoah,you is a retard (classic)
whoah,you is a dubble-retard (classic?)
(insert dumb comeback here;____________________________)
you're an over-inflated windbag! (Star Wars:KOTOR)
[make next insult movie quote]
Comback: You're one big insulted meatbag.
Insult: He's (You) the worst pirate i've ever seen.
///Pirates of the carribean
comback:I can still slice you up!:D
*insert other dumb insult:________________________________
Answer: That was the worst insult i've ever heard from a simple meatbag.
Insult: You're a pathetic meatbag.