I know some games have conversation between people if you play stealthy or something. I find some of these conversations to be very funny. For example...

RTCW

German Engineer: Ah, this peice of junk
German Soldier: What's the problem?
Engiee: This Generator doesn't start, I'm tearing my arm off just trying to get it working.
Soldier: Are you pulling it right?
Engiee: No, I'm just working my upper body 1 arm at a time!
Soldier: Maybe your not cranking it hard enough.
Engiee: Are you making idiotic comments just to annoy me? *angry fast voice* I'm getting angry becuase this GOD FORSAKING THING DOESN'T START BECAUSE THE GOD FORSAKEN THING IS FROZEN SOLID!



What conversation got you luaghing?

HK-47's "meatbag" from Kotor. And some of the things Jolee says.

Giants: Citizen Kabuto

Freaking hilarious. All the convos. :D

Yeah, what obi said ^^. My favorite from Jolee in KOTOR was:

jolee: Oh I get it. Lets play with the old man's head is it? He's half sentile, he'll forget i said anything. Um, what was this about again? <---er, something like that.

and this was my favorite HK-47 line:

HK-47: How can you meatbags stand all that sloshing inside of you? It would drive me insane! <----er, something like that again.

Me: Yeah, all that sloshing does get kind of irritating...

The meatbag part in KotoR was also my favorite.

Guys guys..the funniest game ever is No One Lives Forever (1+2), some conversations:

http://www.cdmag.com/articles/030/075/shot2big.jpg)
-You look like you need a monkey!
°Excuse me?
-I have a very fine monkey for you... only twenty dollars, American!
°Sorry, I don't want a monkey.
-What do you mean?
°I don't want a monkey!
-Why not?!
°BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MONKEYS! NOW GET THAT FILTHY BEAST AWAY FROM ME!
-ARE YOU INSULTING MY MONKEY?!
°I am sure it's a perfectly excellent monkey, but I don't want it! Now please leave, I am very busy!
-Ten dollars.
°NO! I wouldn't want the dreadful thing, even if it was free!
-Free?! You want my children to starve?!
°If they're hungry, I suggest you feed them the monkey!
-This is a valueable monkey! My wife would kill me if she knew I was offering it to you so cheap!
°YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND! I DON'T WANT A MONKEY!!
-Infidel.

2 fruit vendors crash

°Look what you did, you idiot!
-Me? This is YOUR fault!
°MY fault? You weren't even looking where you were going!
-That is an exaggeration. Maybe I looked away for a second, but you're the one who came racing around the corner like a maniac!
°I thought I saw a monkey
-So Did I! That is why I looked back
°Likely story! Why would a monkey chase you?
-Sometimes they smell my bananas. Lasr week a mob of them attacked me and stole half my stock!
°They're always after my mangoes too...
-It seems we have a common enemy my friend
°You don't suppose...
-Suppose what?
°Can it be a coincide that 2 fruit vendors should glimpse 2 monkeys at the exact same moment, at the exact same street crner, causing them to panick simultaneously, resulting in a collusion disabling both carts?
-You mean they engineered this? Those bastards!
°Be wary my friend, they may attack any moment!
-They have guns!


and another conversation between two female ninjas

°I'm hungry
-You just ate
°I can't help it. I eat when I'm stressed
-Why are you stressed?
°I have a bad feeling about tonight
-You're worried about one little spy?
°What?No! Kenjin-San asked me to meet him later. I think he wants to break up
-My grandmother says you should poison your man every morning before he leaves. Tellh im he can have the antidote when he comes home
°What poison should I use?
-I'm sure my grandmother can give you something, she doesn't need it anymore
°She's not worried about your grandpa running away?
-He can't. He's paralyzed, you should have to be very careful with the dosage

Not a conversation but I pissed myself laughing when I heard Luke Skywalker from Jedi Outcast scream as he is falling, when I force gripped him and released him over the edge. :D:D. He screams as if a stick is up his @$$.

Secondly, the 'meatbag' from kotor is another one worth listening to. :D

in half-life there is a guard and scientist talking about the models the engineers made and the guard asks the scientist if hes seen the new IG-88 model, then they get eating by some big creature.....that got a snicker out of me.... :fett:

KOTOR - HK-47 is a crack up

JA/JO - the conversations the stormies etc have if you wait and eavesdrop before running into slash em


Monkey Island games/grim Fandango - full of witty quips

I always like it in the Final Fantasy games when someone is lost or bewildered or ignoring you they say "........"


MTFBWYA

funniest game in my opinion is conkers bad fur day. the whole game is one crude joke after another. classic game

Metal Arms has a ton of funny stuff...
http://www.metalarms.com/home.html)
Go to media, then click on Voice over videos

Krunk: Hey, nice job turd bot, about time you cleared those guys out! I've been hiding up here for a F*CKING MONTH living off oil puddles and tin scraps!

Glitch: I thought you were captured.

Krunk: I escaped, dumb ass! These sh*ts (Grunts) couldn't hold a conversation!
Now jump up here and lets go get that chip!

Glitch: I can't, its to high...

Krunk in mocking voice: Its to high, my head fell off! Its always something with you bots. Okay, I think I can get through up here and see if I can go around unlock the door. I'll use my Control Tether (tm) to make those vermin blast them selves.

TiE

FFVII:

Rufus: And who are you all?
Cloud: Ex-Soilder, First Class!
Barret: I'm from AVALANCHE!
Tifa: Me too!
Aeries: A flower girl from the slums.
RedXIII: A scientfic experiment.
Rufus: What a crew.....

I just liked the part. ^_^

Originally posted by ZBomber
FFVII:

Rufus: And who are you all?
Cloud: Ex-Soilder, First Class!
Barret: I'm from AVALANCHE!
Tifa: Me too!
Aeries: A flower girl from the slums.
RedXIII: A scientfic experiment.
Rufus: What a crew.....

I just liked the part. ^_^

it's sad cuz i remember that part like it was yesterday when i fought that surfer boy biatch on the roof of ShinRa

From Max Payne:

Thug: Im telling you its the red one

Thug 2: Its always blue in the movies

Thug: No its green!

Thug 2: Oh no!!!

*BOOM!*

Made me laugh. :D

Serious Sam, and Duke Nukem. I love the corny dialogue, and cheap one liners. :p

Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Serious Sam, and Duke Nukem. I love the corny dialogue, and cheap one liners. :p


Duke nukem yeah I love his dialogue.
"I am going to rip of you head and s**t down your neck.
"Its time to kick arse and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum."

Noising Dr. Batrachian up in Shadowman was rather amusing. :D
And Conkers Bad Fur Day for the N64 was full of one liners and innuendo :D

Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Serious Sam

Damn straight :) That game was just hilarity throughout, and excellent gameplay to boot.

You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Great game :p

EF2 (Elite Force 2)

The level were you break into the Romulan base. The 2 guards that were outside. One is talking about a promotion.

Guard 1: So did you hear, I'll be getting a promotion soon
Guard 2: Yeah, How did you get it.
Guard 1: Someone fell asleep in the commanders office. Nobody has a perfect record like miiiiiinnnnnneeee....

Nolf games
Discworld games
The alien called Elvis in Perfect Dark

I posted a thread (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118730) like this not too long ago. My favourite quotes are in there.

Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
Guys guys..the funniest game ever is No One Lives Forever (1+2), some conversations:

°I'm hungry
-You just ate
°I can't help it. I eat when I'm stressed
-Why are you stressed?
°I have a bad feeling about tonight
-You're worried about one little spy?
°What?No! Kenjin-San asked me to meet him later. I think he wants to break up
-My grandmother says you should poison your man every morning before he leaves. Tellh im he can have the antidote when he comes home
°What poison should I use?
-I'm sure my grandmother can give you something, she doesn't need it anymore
°She's not worried about your grandpa running away?
-He can't. He's paralyzed, you should have to be very careful with the dosage

Hehehe. I remember that quote from the NOLF2 demo. I cracked up. You just reminded me, I still gotta get that game!

*orders it* :D

I just picked up Nolf1 and 2 up at Toys R Us for seven bucks each a few weeks ago. I need to get around to installing them! :eek:

Originally posted by Jedi Luke
Not a conversation but I pissed myself laughing when I heard Luke Skywalker from Jedi Outcast scream as he is falling, when I force gripped him and released him over the edge. :D:D. He screams as if a stick is up his @$$.

Secondly, the 'meatbag' from kotor is another one worth listening to. :D

Push someone off a cliff in Shadows of the Empire, classic :D

Originally posted by IG-64
Push someone off a cliff in Shadows of the Empire, classic :D

Ah yes the classic scream its so funny.

Yeah I always tried to do that when I get the chance.

There are lots of snickers in good games - Serious Sam, Duke Nukem, NoLF 1&2, JKII and JA, and so on.

I am embarrassed to say that I laughed at some things in Postal 2.

In KotOR, the obvous meatbag thing, but the one that really cracked me up (to the point of quicksaving frequently and reloading to see it again) was Mission and Bastila on Tatooine discussing proper use of the force ...

Mike

Originally posted by The_One
You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!" Good times! :lol:
Two words; Monkey Island :D

Aww man, I had a funny line from HK..

"Damnit master, I'm an assassination droid!" Something like that. ^_^

JA:

stormtrooper1: I heard a rumor that Vader used to practice lightsaber combat on stormtroopers.
stormtrooper2: I've never even seen a lightsaber.
stormtrooper1: I hope I never have to.

And then I kill them with my lightsaber. :)

KOTOR:

Revan: I did it all for the wookie.
Jolee: The wookie?
Revan: The wookie.

And anything said by HK-47.

Kyle being an idiot in JO:

Kyle: I'm no Jedi. I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.

Bartender: Ah, yes. Many people have them.

Kyle: Lightsabers?


Also in JO (It's just about the only game I have) where the stormtroopers are talking. One says he wants to be a TIE pilot and the other starts quizzing him. Then, the first one asks, "How do you know all of this?"

"You gotta know these things if you want the job."

"How long has it been since you used it?"

"I've never flown one."

"Then what the Sithspit are you talking about?"

Max Payne 2

When you get in the apartment of the guy who was spying at you, check his tape recorder



Phone: Hello, you called dangerous Liazons, Press 1 for Cindy, Press 2 for Candy, Press 3 for Mona.
*beep*
Phone: You press 3 for Mona
Phone: Hi, I'm Mona, whats your name?
Max: I just need someone to talk to...
Mona: Thats what were here for to talk... Just give me your credit card number and we can talk all night
Max: Killing them all didn't make it better
Mona: What are you some kinda werido?
Max: Sorry, I meant to- sorry...
*click*


I couldn't stop luaghing after that...

Just remembered from Max Payne, in one of the levels you will see a fat guy sitting in front of a tv, and there is a TV show on called 'Ladies and Lords'
The show goes like this;
"Yes my lady"
"Yes my lord"
"Yes my lady"
"Yes my lord"
"Yes my lady"
"Yes my lord"
And on and on and on, if i remember correctly, but no matter what, it was funny :)

Originally posted by The_One
Damn straight :) That game was just hilarity throughout, and excellent gameplay to boot.

You can't stop laughing when about 20 people run at you screaming "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

Great game :p

FINALLY!!! Somebody who agrees with me. EVERYONE I talk to thinks that game sucks, but I loved every minute of it. And The Second Encounter rocks too! :)

The game Rebel Assault 2 with the stormie falling with the Coyote sign

and the radio stations/ esp the talk ones in GTA 3 Vice City.

i got one tho it was funny to me prolly not to anyone else.

PS2 Spider-Man the movie

1st mission finding the missing purse for the lady

keep in mind she's on a tall rooftop

lady: oh before you leave could you please help me find my purse?

Spidey: ok...sure....where'd you lose it?

lady: on a rooftop i don't know which one

Spidey: a rooftop?..are you sure it was a "different" rooftop.

lady: yes

Spidey: what???....are you goin around the city takin a tour of the rooftops or something?

Lady: well yes

i just thought that was funny

I always get a laugh just watching Rosh Penin make an idiot out of himself:
Luke: I have some troubling news, while I attended to the crashed shuttle, someone sliced into my personal records, and accessed some highly sensitive data about places where I felt a strong connection to the Force. Places like Cloud City, Hoth, and Byss.
Rosh: Heh, what could they get from that, besides a tour?
*Jaden shakes head*

Also, in Halo, throwing a Plasma Grenade at your allies and watching them run around screaming "GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!" always gets me laughin'.

serious sam rocks... didn't find it very funny though, just intense...

Duke Nukem was funnier... although he did steal almost every one-liner word for word from either Ash (Evil Dead) or John Nada (They Live), including the bubblegum one.

In Warcraft II and III when you left-click units repeatedly they say funny stuff. :D
Two Monty Python references;
Peasant: "Are you the king? Well, i didn't vote for you!"

Knight: "I have never said 'NI!' "

All the units have 3 different hilarious phrases :D

From MOHAA:

Scientist 1: Its an american spy!

Scientist 2: The prototype! NOOOOOO!!!!

Scientist 3: Get him!

in Kotor when i got the matale and sandrals to wipe eachother out by lying to the father about his son being killed. I laughed so hard it hurt.

i got another one

from Kingdom Hearts, conversation between cloud and Hades

Hades: you're goin up agaisnt him next and i want you to wipe him out.

Cloud: the dark lord of the underworld is afraid of some kid? *sarcastic*

a smile comes to my face everytime i hear that.

Originally posted by Rogue15
in Kotor when i got the matale and sandrals to wipe eachother out by lying to the father about his son being killed. I laughed so hard it hurt. :rofl:
Kill them! Kill 'em all! :D